At a Starbuck's cafe
Seen November 9th, 2022
Posted February 18th, 2008
242 posts
19.4 Years
A Real Blasting Off (TR Comedy One-shot)

It was a sunny afternoon in a forest of the Hoenn Region. Meowth laid a laptop computer that he stole from one of the previous towns, on the ground and gained access to the Internet.

His two teammates, Jesse and James, noticed what he was doing and walked over.

Meowth, what are you looking at? James asked curiously as he looked at the screen. ebay.com?

Im lookin fa sumtin Meowth mumbled, then he became excited. Dah! Found it!

Meowth showed the screen to Jesse and James and pointed to the product that he was looking for.

A ten-foot missile launcher!? Jesse said in a surprised tone. Why would anyone want to sell that?

Does it matter? Meowth said. Wiv dis, we can get rid of da twerps once and fa all!

And what about Pikachu? James asked, trying to catch Meowth out.

Way ahead of ya, Meowth replied smugly as he showed another product, which showed a small electronic gadget. Its called a Sphere Catacher X2000. Depending on what ya wanna catch, using its remote control, dis gadget will help us get it. The plan is that we can use dis to steal Pikachu from the twerp and then use the missile launcher to make da rest of da twerps blast off instead of us.

Thats brilliant, Meowth! Jesse said, liking the idea. Of course, I was going to suggest that myself.

Meowth continued using the computer as he clicked on various tick boxes. Lets see, he mumbled. Yes yes pay by card, I tink Ill use Jamess bank account free gift wrap? Oh, I like dat delivered within a month, overnight, or instantly instantly of course!

As soon as he clicked on the instantly tick box, a huge crate fell and squashed on all three of the Rocket Trio! Meowths paw managed to slip out of the bottom of the crate as held up a sign that said, Dats gonna hurt tomorrow.

A Wobbuffet popped out of nowhere and placed its paw on its head in a saluting manner. Wobbuffet!

It didnt take them long to set up the Missile Launcher and the Sphere Catcher (Well, James and Meowth were the only members doing the hard work while Jesse gave out orders). James looked at the targeting part of the missile launcher and spotted five familiar figures taking a nap, mainly a Pikachu. Double ha! James said. Theyre all asleep!

Dis is great! Meowth said as he grabbed a remote control. Now to start up the catcher!

The catcher moved swiftly as it floated up into the air, with Meowth using the controller to control it. He looked at a monitor connected to the controller that was viewing what the catcher was spying on, and it didnt take long for them to reach their target.

The gadget hovered over Pikachu and formed a sphere around it, trying to not to wake it up. The catcher then traveled back to Team Rocket. Nows your chance Jimmy Boy! Meowth whispered, trying not to wake Pikachu up. Fire the missile!

Like you said, Meowth, James said excitedly and smugly. Way ahead of ya!

He fired the missile out of the ten-foot missile launcher and it shot out into the sky. He, Jesse and Meowth took out their respective binoculars and looked the missile with them. Its going! Its going! Jesse said excitedly.

Wait a minute, Meowth said in a down tone. Its comin

Before anyone can say another word, the missile crushed right on top of them! Dats gonna hurt tomorrow, Meowth muffled.

Suddenly, the missile exploded! The force of the explosion destroyed the catcher and sent Pikachu flying, landing into its trainers lap, waking everyone up. The Pikachus trainer looked down on it.

Hey, buddy, the trainer said happily yet sleepily as he stroked its fur. Had a good sleep?

Pika, Pikachu squeaked happily.

Back at Team Rockets location, there was a big hole with them in it. Jesse and James lay unconsciously on the ground, covered in soot and had swirly eyes on their faces. Meowth stood up, still feeling dizzy from the explosion. I tink I need a day off tomorrow, he said in a giddy tone.

So do we, Jesse and James said in unison as they slowly sat up.

Suddenly, a ball fell into the hole and looked at them mischievously. Voltorb!! it cried.

VOLTORB!!! the trio cried in shock. The voltorb glowed vigorously and exploded, sending Team Rocket flying!

Were blasting off AGAIN! the trio cried as Wobbuffet came out of nowhere and folded its forelegs.

Wobbuffet!! it cried as they flew far away into the distance until they were out of sight.

Haha! END!
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