A..terrible confession :'(

Started by Soph March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM
  • 4316 views
  • 156 replies

Soph

Chasing Arcanine with a spoon XD

Age 35
Gone now. -_-;;
Seen October 26th, 2006
Posted May 2nd, 2005
1,278 posts
19.7 Years
Well people, I have a very sad confession to make...I will make it adresing Andy, but you can all read it :'( :'( :'(

See I am actually not human. I am so sorry to have deceived you but I am actually...a Donut. And I am on the run from the Bakery Police See, I was made in this bakery, and there was this other biscuit dude called the Gingerbread Man. He ran away, and when that happened I realised there was just more to life to being eaten. So I decided to try the run away thing myself. I escaped from the bakery but it was raining, so I thought "Oh man, no way can I get away in this rain, i'll go soggy all over the ground" then I saw these men who was doing some maintinence on the Bakery, they left this tin of varnish on the ground so I jumped in and covered myself then hid until it dried. Then I was waterproof, oh yes I was one proud donut so I rolled off to conquer the world. I decided it wasnt fair for humans to eat donuts and other cakes, so I planned to create a resistance for Donuts and Cakes all over the world!! I tried to recruit the gingerbread man but sadly he got ate by a fox . So I also decided to make sure foxes were the Number2 Enemy (after humans...sorry, Andy, but I guess you cant help being the species that you are ) I will make you an honoury Donut if you wish. Anyway, I soon had a resistance ready to conquer bakeries. We had this amazing motto: "TODAY THE BAKERY, TOMORROW...THE WORLD!!!!" We were real confident. Then the Bakery Police got wind of us >_>. They started the Anti-Soph-The-Donut movement and we had to go into deep hiding. They picked us off one by one, and my freinds suffered terrible deaths! (how would you like to be eaten and eventually end up in the sewage???) In the end I was alone, and had to end the resistance and make a run for my life. Alone in the world, I was lost and miserable, and then I met Fred. He was this wonderul peice of cake. I fell in love with Fred the Chocolate Cake Slice. I thought that Fred loved me, but...but he just broke my heart! (well he broke the hole in my middle anwyway.) He was only using me until I told him my secret and led him to Varnish so he too could be an indestructable, inedible Cake. Then he dumped me on the street and ran off with a Strawberry Lamington named Julie. I was...so heartbroken . I just totally went off the rails and did things no dnout should do, like making freinds with Banana Peels (stay clear of them, they really corrupt you O_o) and apple cores on the street. I fell into rough living. A terrible past -_-;; . Then one day I realised I could be a better Donut than I was. I decided to make changes. I apandoned my banna peel and apple core freinds and moved off the streets. I tried to get a job but no one wanted a varnished donut. Predudiced losers. Finally I found refuge hiding in a bowl of fake fruit in an internet cafe. I hid beneath the fruit; no one ever saw me. At nights I used the computers and learned how to use the internet, then eventually found you and found PC. The rest is history -_-.

I am so sorry to have deceived you...but being a Donut isnt easy, you know? Its a rough life. Its so hard, you wouldnt understand what its like to try to cope. Your kind never do. I know you will reject me now you know I am an outlaw Donut...im on the 'Most Wanted' with the Bakery Police...please fogive me for my deception. Im just a Donut. Pity me ...



Now, I know im not the only one on PC who hid her ID. As a Donut in disgrace I have hunted down some of you and discovered some bad secret ID's. So now, please admit who you REALLY are. Are you a carrot? A cake? Maybe a puddle of oil? Better yet, are you a cup holder? Admit!! Or I will target random people and tell everyone who they really are and what their story is. XD.


Thanks to Andy/Arcanine for the great banner above ^_^
Age 33
Canada =3 The Lost Planet.
Seen June 3rd, 2009
Posted April 20th, 2009
1,321 posts
18.5 Years
ALRIGHT!!!

You got me!!!!
It's something I've been holding back from you all....
I am in reality, a highly intelligent species of Squirrel...
I come from the tree known as Oak in the city of Wisconsin where I lived with my squirrel bretheren...Years ago, I went exploring in the roots of the tree where I discovered something terrifying...The squirrel leaders had been leading a case of kindappings...The kidnapped were brought to this facility and experimented on..They were given higher abilities and it was found they could gather nuts faster and survive under harsher conditions....
I ran and spread the news to the higher branch squirrels where I was met with laughter. They did not believe me, and even after all my pleas, they exiled me to the human world. Willingly, I took the shell of a human boy and took on the identity of rudy. I fled for California where I took the position of a son for a family of circus spies. I joined them in their never ending quest to have free carnivals and no school on the 4 first weekdays.
Since then, I have yet to return to or here from Oak...
It's sad I know, but the last I ever heard is that war took place. All the squirrels were lost and all that remained were the super squirrels...
They are headed towards California with their Gummy Bear partners, and are targeting the last remaining squirrel of Oak...
If I suddenly disappear, you shall know why...
Do not be alarmed if one cold stormy night, you hear a gentle tapping on your bedroom window. One thing though, do not open the window, for you will be greeted by an army of angry squirrels and super charged gummy bears...
Take the risk if you wish, but don't say I didn't warn you.....
My Poetry Thread...Should you get bored XD


Thanks to Kyosuke for the awesome banners. They're amazing ^.^

Rukario

Banned

Somewhere in Ilex Forest
Seen April 6th, 2019
Posted March 17th, 2019
7,587 posts
20.7 Years
no.. i'm really a raspberry scone.
Age 37
Female
South of Heaven, East of Hell, just past Gone Mad Boulevard
Seen July 5th, 2015
Posted August 18th, 2010
2,465 posts
18.5 Years
Okay I'll come clean with you guys...I'm really a demon from hell trying to mezmerize you into selling me your souls!
.~Proud Ashaholic~.
----------• × •LiveJournal|FanFiction.net|DeviantArt• × •----------

Soph

Chasing Arcanine with a spoon XD

Age 35
Gone now. -_-;;
Seen October 26th, 2006
Posted May 2nd, 2005
1,278 posts
19.7 Years
>>

<<

I'm a witch. I cast hexes on people. I'm a human witch, but a witch. I channel ghost spirits.
Oh, poop. Come on, guys, if your going to confess make it funny and long, its better that way XD.

*looks uneasy* I hope everyone else who confesses are funny things...witches and stuff are creepy.


Thanks to Andy/Arcanine for the great banner above ^_^
Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
Ok fine, I too must confess. I am a geneticly altered Monkey with the brain the size of....... a very smart person's.
I was born in a lab, an evilishly dark lab. My mom was a very...... crazy monkey, and unlike me, she was not chosen to be altered. So, as you may see, I am the smartest monkey you shall ever see. But I keep on running away from my distant cousins at the zoo, who seem quite..... jealous of me.
My so called "cousins" come from a jungle, a jungle of which they eat their own fleas, and can't seem to reach the bananas at the top of the tree. So what, they're not as smart as me, and so what if the scientists transfered my monkey brain into a human's? I'm still a monkey. But sometimes, I feel as if someone is trying to pick the fleas off my back. xD
My very............... Uncorrect story, but someone had to tell the truth. xD
Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
Oh, poop. Come on, guys, if your going to confess make it funny and long, its better that way XD.

*looks uneasy* I hope everyone else who confesses are funny things...witches and stuff are creepy.
I am creepy...okay...my aunt's a hebrew iguana which is why I'm Jewish.
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Soph

Chasing Arcanine with a spoon XD

Age 35
Gone now. -_-;;
Seen October 26th, 2006
Posted May 2nd, 2005
1,278 posts
19.7 Years
I am creepy...okay...my aunt's a hebrew iguana which is why I'm Jewish.
Does that mean I can spill the truth? The truth that your granma the Iguana married a Blue Tongue Lizard and had mutant kids, one of the kids was your mommy and when she had you you were mutated and had fur instead of scales and are now conducting expermiments to get more mutants like yourself and take over the world?

[Edit: Blue, expect a freaky story of how you became an evil bunny posted here tomorrow XD.]


Thanks to Andy/Arcanine for the great banner above ^_^
Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
I'm a bunny who cheats on all his papers for ethics class...When I get caught I say it was a backwards experiment, I always get As

Man I need sleep XD
XD
I never knew that Jorgy-Boy. But I already knew you were a Bunny. xD
Let's just say a BIG Gorilla told me. xP
Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
Does that mean I can spill the truth? The truth that your granma the Iguana married a Blue Tongue Lizard and had mutant kids, one of the kids was your mommy and when she had you you were mutated and had fur instead of scales and are now conducting expermiments to get more mutants like yourself and take over the world?

[Edit: Blue, expect a freaky story of how you became an evil bunny posted here tomorrow XD.]

O.o;;;;;; Ummm...I guess that explains the hair in strange places...ummm....UGH!!!! *runs off screaming into the night*
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Kylie-chan

[span="background:#000; padding: 2px 10px;"][color=#C47399]NERF [b][i][color=#789DED]THIS[/color][/i]![/b] [color=#F7E1EE]♥[/color][/color][/span]

Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Well people, I have a very sad confession to make...I will make it adresing Andy, but you can all read it :'( :'( :'(

See I am actually not human. I am so sorry to have deceived you but I am actually...a Donut. And I am on the run from the Bakery Police See, I was made in this bakery, and there was this other biscuit dude called the Gingerbread Man. He ran away, and when that happened I realised there was just more to life to being eaten. So I decided to try the run away thing myself. I escaped from the bakery but it was raining, so I thought "Oh man, no way can I get away in this rain, i'll go soggy all over the ground" then I saw these men who was doing some maintinence on the Bakery, they left this tin of varnish on the ground so I jumped in and covered myself then hid until it dried. Then I was waterproof, oh yes I was one proud donut so I rolled off to conquer the world. I decided it wasnt fair for humans to eat donuts and other cakes, so I planned to create a resistance for Donuts and Cakes all over the world!! I tried to recruit the gingerbread man but sadly he got ate by a fox . So I also decided to make sure foxes were the Number2 Enemy (after humans...sorry, Andy, but I guess you cant help being the species that you are ) I will make you an honoury Donut if you wish. Anyway, I soon had a resistance ready to conquer bakeries. We had this amazing motto: "TODAY THE BAKERY, TOMORROW...THE WORLD!!!!" We were real confident. Then the Bakery Police got wind of us >_>. They started the Anti-Soph-The-Donut movement and we had to go into deep hiding. They picked us off one by one, and my freinds suffered terrible deaths! (how would you like to be eaten and eventually end up in the sewage???) In the end I was alone, and had to end the resistance and make a run for my life. Alone in the world, I was lost and miserable, and then I met Fred. He was this wonderul peice of cake. I fell in love with Fred the Chocolate Cake Slice. I thought that Fred loved me, but...but he just broke my heart! (well he broke the hole in my middle anwyway.) He was only using me until I told him my secret and led him to Varnish so he too could be an indestructable, inedible Cake. Then he dumped me on the street and ran off with a Strawberry Lamington named Julie. I was...so heartbroken . I just totally went off the rails and did things no dnout should do, like making freinds with Banana Peels (stay clear of them, they really corrupt you O_o) and apple cores on the street. I fell into rough living. A terrible past -_-;; . Then one day I realised I could be a better Donut than I was. I decided to make changes. I apandoned my banna peel and apple core freinds and moved off the streets. I tried to get a job but no one wanted a varnished donut. Predudiced losers. Finally I found refuge hiding in a bowl of fake fruit in an internet cafe. I hid beneath the fruit; no one ever saw me. At nights I used the computers and learned how to use the internet, then eventually found you and found PC. The rest is history -_-.

I am so sorry to have deceived you...but being a Donut isnt easy, you know? Its a rough life. Its so hard, you wouldnt understand what its like to try to cope. Your kind never do. I know you will reject me now you know I am an outlaw Donut...im on the 'Most Wanted' with the Bakery Police...please fogive me for my deception. Im just a Donut. Pity me ...



Now, I know im not the only one on PC who hid her ID. As a Donut in disgrace I have hunted down some of you and discovered some bad secret ID's. So now, please admit who you REALLY are. Are you a carrot? A cake? Maybe a puddle of oil? Better yet, are you a cup holder? Admit!! Or I will target random people and tell everyone who they really are and what their story is. XD.
omg that's hilarious xD Okay, the truth is... I know this is all clich... but I really am a cupcake... and a cannibal... ._.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

あの交差点で皆がもしスキップをして もしあの町の真中でてを繋いで空を見上げたら

Ryoutarou

Seen April 2nd, 2023
Posted December 29th, 2020
30,927 posts
19.3 Years
Does that mean I can spill the truth? The truth that your granma the Iguana married a Blue Tongue Lizard and had mutant kids, one of the kids was your mommy and when she had you you were mutated and had fur instead of scales and are now conducting expermiments to get more mutants like yourself and take over the world?

[Edit: Blue, expect a freaky story of how you became an evil bunny posted here tomorrow XD.]
A story on how I became evil? Can it have like...evil deer and stuff?XD[/size]
Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
Well, as much as I hate to say it, I am also half pizza. You see, my eyes are made of pepperoni, and my blood is pizza sauce, so I eat my own kind every month. xD
Very sad yet true. I think it came from my Dad's side though. xD
Besides, he's the one who's the Cheese Pizza. xP

Kylie-chan

[span="background:#000; padding: 2px 10px;"][color=#C47399]NERF [b][i][color=#789DED]THIS[/color][/i]![/b] [color=#F7E1EE]♥[/color][/color][/span]

Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Omg I can't wait for Bunny's explanation =P
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

あの交差点で皆がもしスキップをして もしあの町の真中でてを繋いで空を見上げたら
Seen July 9th, 2012
Posted January 22nd, 2011
668 posts
18.3 Years
Once again I shall repeat what I really truly am...*cough cough*

And I'm the lovable little Acorn. The talking acorn that follows you around. I'm in many of your trees watching you at night. And when I grow up I want to be a huge tree O_O I was brought here when a mutated squirrel ate me and...
Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
xD
BG is a little Acorn, and I am the "half pizza and half monkey Moony-chan".
Well, I really wanna hear Blue's story. It'll probably go like this:
"I have always been an evil bunny. You have always known that since the time I jacked the carrot from the police. It was really yummy though, and it was the reason I got evil. xD"