A..terrible confession :'( Page 2

Started by Soph March 9th, 2005 7:29 PM
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Age 31
I'm everywhere. Believe it.
Seen November 30th, 2011
Posted November 30th, 2011
7,912 posts
18.6 Years
Well Ashlein, least you ain't half pizza and half monkey. o.o
But I do admit, I am a very EVIL monkey. That has been known since I got on "Zoo Tycoon's Craziest Monkey Wanted" poster that is. xD
Well, I stole several ILLEGAL bananas from a fruit store, robbed Pizza Hut of it's sacred recipe, and not to mention freed my monkey brothers, and then got arrested by the Zoo Department Of LOONY Animals. xP

Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Okay, so I wasn't honest. This is the truth about me. ._.

I'm not even a respectable cupcake. I'm actually a piece of flour, rejected from the bag. ;_; So when the baker dude made the cupcake, I snuck my way in. But he found me ;_; And threw the cupcake in the bin ;; But I climbed out and got into the oven and I got scorched ;; So when I got thrown out someone thought I was pepper and ground me then put me into a thingamajiggy and sold me ;; But my owner was mean and she always bossed me around and told me to spam this forum called the Pokmon Community~ but I didn't want to spam the Pokmon Community. ._. I had a lot of trouble typing and I had to jump from key to key.
And then I went mental. All these people were talking about identities and faking and stuff. And I felt guilty cause I wasn't even a respectable cupcake. I had contaminated one and become a criminal piece of flour. So I said I was human. And then a confession thread came. And I felt so glad about Soph admitting it... but jealous. At least she was a donut. I was just a lowly piece of flour.
I started falling apart from guilt all over the keyboard. And tomorrow I will be washed off and drowned. So bye bye, PC.
I know you all hate me now you know I'm just a lifeless piece of flour. ._.
PON PON WAY WAY WAY

あの交差点で皆がもしスキップをして もしあの町の真中でてを繋いで空を見上げたら
Age 34
Steven+ MagnifyingGlass= Enough hotness to melt anything (even ash =P)
Seen September 4th, 2006
Posted June 14th, 2005
88 posts
18.2 Years
I'm actually an half a ritz cracker, that was dropped in between the sofa cusions, and forgotten :(

^ Bad toto! bad! =P
Steven Stone is claimed by me
{at SPPF anyways :P}

Thanks for the Animation Toto! ^____^
Yes, thats right, i'm a Steven fan, not just any steven fan,
mind you. The ULTIMATE steven fan ;)

To My friend and rival, Toto:
Steven > Ash XD


= A.K.A Sakara=

I AM A PROUD ASHAHOLIC!
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Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
And... you've asked me... I admit it. I live with the muffin man. The muffin man is my owner. ._. But she's a muffin woman, really... v.v I was gonna be a part of her... but then I went all funny... v.v
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Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
And... you've asked me... I admit it. I live with the muffin man. The muffin man is my owner. ._. But she's a muffin woman, really... v.v I was gonna be a part of her... but then I went all funny... v.v
OMG you know the Muffin Man? I mean Muffin Woman? But I thought the Muffin Man was married...OMG! The Muffin Man is...
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Oh, and I forgot. The muffin family smuggled me back in to be their slaves.
And yes Ashlein. The muffin man is married to the muffin woman. But he's... well... it's not suitable for little kids =P
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Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
Oh, and I forgot. The muffin family smuggled me back in to be their slaves.
And yes Ashlein. The muffin man is married to the muffin woman. But he's... well... it's not suitable for little kids =P
*runs screaming in to the night...again*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Seen July 9th, 2012
Posted January 22nd, 2011
668 posts
18.3 Years
But it's mighty funny what he is! ^^;;

I forgot to tell ya'll. Okay, I'm an acorn most the time watching all of you people from far up in the trees and when i fall down people step on me
;-; BUT when I was a teeny nut (OO) An evil squirrel put a curse on me. So now every full moon I turn into a poor waffle that nobody will eat me because I have little acorns shells baked inside of me ;;
Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
But it's mighty funny what he is! ^^;;

I forgot to tell ya'll. Okay, I'm an acorn most the time watching all of you people from far up in the trees and when i fall down people step on me
;-; BUT when I was a teeny nut (OO) An evil squirrel put a curse on me. So now every full moon I turn into a poor waffle that nobody will eat me because I have little acorns shells baked inside of me ;;
*runs but steps on Biohazard Girl* Ooops.
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
And like Bio and I said... v.v We're useless, worthless, unemployed outcasts... I mean, not even a freak show would employ talking, typing reject flour and acorns. ._.
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Age 32
Arlington. Which one? D:
Seen January 2nd, 2011
Posted August 24th, 2009
295 posts
18.4 Years
I love you too Ashlein --; I'm used to it. Like I said, people always end up killing me. But I can grow back parts since I was mutated. ^^
*puts Biohazard Girl's body in a sack and tosses it into a river*
One does not simply POKEMON into Mordor...




Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
I survived a burning and enslavement :P
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Miyu-chan

.::f l o w e r g i r l::.

Age 34
Seen April 23rd, 2014
Posted January 17th, 2010
5,956 posts
19.7 Years
Wow, I was like : o.o; when I read this thread. It reminded me of my own secret.

I'm actually an AI computer chip. The United States' government decided to put me in the internet, under the code name of miycb. I was sent out to study how many time people of all ages spend their time on a pokemon forum.

Either that or I'm a...

Steamed Bun. <3


l Paired -MegaDitto l Evil sidekick - Ninja Retsu l Evil Twin -Hiyori-chan l

Avatar by - Me

Khaos Angel

Bunny Apprentice To Blue

Age 32
Seen April 6th, 2005
Posted March 19th, 2005
232 posts
18.2 Years
My dear friend Rudy the Squirrel has made me realize I must come and confess what I am to you.

You see....I'm swiss cheese. Before I was made inot my cheesy self I was milk...stale milk. All my milky friends hated me because I was so stale. Then when I became swiss cheese I was shunned for not having the holes a piece of swiss cheese should have. When the farmer gave me and my fellow swiss cheesians to the groccer my unholiness was discovered. Not knowing what to do the groccer gave me to his child so the kid would cut holes in me. But I didn't want to be cut up so I ran away. I hid in a church and ended up tricking the foolish leader of the church into thinking I was cheese sent from God. I stayed there for a long while till one night this stupid fat person put me onto his sandwich. He didn't get time to eat me though. His wife took the sandwich with me in it from him. I went home with them and then I noticed this odd device the big fat guy used alot. Late one night I got curious so I snuck out of the fridge and played with the device. It turne dout the device allowed me to roam this thing called cyber-space. I came across PC three nights later and joined pretending to be a short human girl. I made many friends pretending to be that human girl but I cannot lie any lnoger and thus i am confessing to you all. I am nothing more than unholy swiss cheese.

Now please excuse me while I go die of laughter. XD

Kylie-chan

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Age 29
Non-binary
New South Wales, Australia
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted October 5th, 2016
14,976 posts
18.7 Years
Wow, Miyu =) Guess I'm a good study case :P
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Age 33
On the boulevard of broken dreams.
Seen March 20th, 2005
Posted March 20th, 2005
127 posts
18.7 Years
I have to say it also, I am not human. I belong to a group of "people" that have individualy evolved to adapt to our habitad. Our race (homosapien superior) has being hidding for so long, we can not take it anymore, it has being enogh. I have the power to control metal at will, the power of magnetisim. There is those who belive that the world is to small for both races to to live in peace with one another, there is those who are fighting to live together with humans, to feet in, but the road ahead it's full of hardships. If humans do not accept my kind, I will bring anyone willing to steand in my way to stoping this aparthie to it's knees. The future of the human kind rests in you all, what will you choose?
-Mythic creature of the week.
Succubus is an evil female demon that visits men during the night.
It sometimes gives them nightmares. But at other times it takes the form of his lover therefore making the act of making love an unpleasant feeling for the man and anger towards his partner.
Picture of Succubus.
Click here to see the picture. (I decided to give the URL because while there is nothing bad on the picture, some people might be offended)

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Age 33
Canada =3 The Lost Planet.
Seen June 3rd, 2009
Posted April 20th, 2009
1,321 posts
18.5 Years
My dear friend Rudy the Squirrel has made me realize I must come and confess what I am to you.

You see....I'm swiss cheese. Before I was made inot my cheesy self I was milk...stale milk. All my milky friends hated me because I was so stale. Then when I became swiss cheese I was shunned for not having the holes a piece of swiss cheese should have. When the farmer gave me and my fellow swiss cheesians to the groccer my unholiness was discovered. Not knowing what to do the groccer gave me to his child so the kid would cut holes in me. But I didn't want to be cut up so I ran away. I hid in a church and ended up tricking the foolish leader of the church into thinking I was cheese sent from God. I stayed there for a long while till one night this stupid fat person put me onto his sandwich. He didn't get time to eat me though. His wife took the sandwich with me in it from him. I went home with them and then I noticed this odd device the big fat guy used alot. Late one night I got curious so I snuck out of the fridge and played with the device. It turne dout the device allowed me to roam this thing called cyber-space. I came across PC three nights later and joined pretending to be a short human girl. I made many friends pretending to be that human girl but I cannot lie any lnoger and thus i am confessing to you all. I am nothing more than unholy swiss cheese.

Now please excuse me while I go die of laughter. XD
OMG....
I always thought there was something odd about you Tabby!
But i never suspected anything so awesome as hole-less Swiss Cheese!
I can't believe I am a squirrel paired with Cheese!
Awesomenes!!
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Khaos Angel

Bunny Apprentice To Blue

Age 32
Seen April 6th, 2005
Posted March 19th, 2005
232 posts
18.2 Years
OMG....
I always thought there was something odd about you Tabby!
But i never suspected anything so awesome as hole-less Swiss Cheese!
I can't believe I am a squirrel paired with Cheese!
Awesomenes!!
XD Yes. A squirrel paired with hole-less Swiss cheese. What a odd couple we are. XD