I have one favorite joke, but it's something non-Filipinos wouldn't understand, haha. My other favorite joke, I think I found it on tumblr or something.
"A rich snail goes to a car shop, picks a super fast car and says that he wants big S's everywhere. The car painter asks why and the snail says "because when I drive my car around, they'll point at me and say wow look at that escargot!"
there is no fire like passion
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