Tell us your favorite joke

Started by Nick June 12th, 2014 8:32 AM
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Candy

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Posted August 22nd, 2020
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14.3 Years
Dihydrogen Monoxide.

"Watch out! That sea contains Dihydrogen Monoxide!"
"Stop drinking! Your drink contains Dihydrogen Monoxide!"

It's water

I suck at jokes. :'D
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Zhuang Zi
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Seen July 21st, 2017
Posted June 14th, 2017
1,333 posts
11 Years
I have one favorite joke, but it's something non-Filipinos wouldn't understand, haha. My other favorite joke, I think I found it on tumblr or something.

"A rich snail goes to a car shop, picks a super fast car and says that he wants big S's everywhere. The car painter asks why and the snail says "because when I drive my car around, they'll point at me and say wow look at that escargot!"

there is no fire like passion