Stir-fried hair with mashed ants

Started by The Void June 13th, 2014 4:00 AM
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It is estimated that the average human annually ingests two pounds of flies, bugs, ants, and maggots accidentally. The average person also swallows up to forty pounds of hair in his lifetime.

When was the last time you accidentally ate something disgusting with your food? How did you react? How often does it happen?

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OMG I ALMOST ATE AN ANT ONCE!!!

ACTUALLY TWICE!!!!

IT WAS INSIDE OF MY FOOD. I WAS EATING SOME CANDY AND THERE WAS AN ANT IN THERE AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ANTS THAT SMELLED LIKE SOME CHEMICAL AND I PUT THE FOOD IN MY MOUTH AND TASTED THE CHEMICAL I SMELT AND THEN OMG I SPAT IT OUT AND I WAS JUST DONE WITH LIFE FOR A WHILE. I'M NOT SURE IF I ATE THE ACTUAL ANT OR JUST TOUCHED IT AND THE SMELL WAS ON MY HAND AND WENT TO THE FOOD BUT IT WAS A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE THAT REQUIRES CAPS LOCK!!!!
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AND THEN A FEW YEARS BACK I WAS EATING RAMEN NOODLES AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE ANT IN IT AND I ALMOST ATE THAT BUT THANKFULLY I LOOK BEFORE I EAT FOOD LIKE THAT - AKA NOT FOOD OUT OF A BAG!!!! I NEVER LOOKED AT RAMEN THE SAME AGAIN.
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ALSO THIS IS GOING TO SOUND DISGUSTING BUT WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 YEARS OLD MY BROTHER HAD ACCIDENTS A LOT - POOP ACCIDENTS - AND HE WAS LIKE 6 AND SOMETIMES HE JUST SAT AROUND IN IT UNTIL IT GOT ALL HARD AND THEN IT WOULD FALL OUT OF HIS UNDERWEAR!!!!! AND THEN I WAS SITTING ON THE FLOOR AND I HAVE A CLEAR MEMORY OF PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROTHERS ON GAMECUBE AND EATING A TOMATO AND MAYO SANDWICH AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF POOP ON THE FLOOR THAT HAD FALLEN OUT OF HIS UNDERWEAR AND I WASN'T LOOKING AND I ACCIDENTALLY PICKED IT UP BECAUSE I WASN'T LOOKING I WAS PLAYING A VIDEO GAME NO NEED TO LOOK ALL IS WELL WHEN PLAYING A VIDEO GAME! AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH INSTEAD OF THE SANDWICH AND I THREW UP AND DIED!!!!!!
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^gets my vote for post of the year.

Anyways, one time I was riding my bike and some bug flew in my mouth while I was talking to a friend. I didn't taste anything, thankfully, but it felt a bit odd in my throat.
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I'm very cautious about what enters my mouth for this very reason. Nothing goes in without me knowing unless I'm asleep or dead.
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One time I poured a bowl of cereal and started eating it without really looking. I guess I was super hungry idk. I was eating it for a while when I looked down at the bowl and saw a lot of black specks floating around. When I looked further they were those really tiny ants. Anyway this happened while I had the cereal in my mouth and my first thought was "okay you have two options: spit it all out or mash it up super fast and just down it." So I literally just mashed it in my mouth and swallowed and then drank something.

Only other time I can remember was when I was eating chestnuts I picked myself. I took a bite and inside was a maggot. I spit it all out instantly lol.

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Are those averages skewed by people that have a diet consisting largely of bugs and hair? I can confirm I definitely don't have anywhere near those amounts of hair/insect intake.
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Are those averages skewed by people that have a diet consisting largely of bugs and hair? I can confirm I definitely don't have anywhere near those amounts of hair/insect intake.
I think it's something along the lines of people accidently eating stuff during their sleep. But also, most food manufacturers have an allowance of bugs and stuff in their food, it's tiny percentages but they're allowed in food,
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Anyways, one time I was riding my bike and some bug flew in my mouth while I was talking to a friend. I didn't taste anything, thankfully, but it felt a bit odd in my throat.
I literally cringed while reading that D: I've had close calls when it comes to walking outside, but nothing has actually ended up in my mouth, thankfully.

From time-to-time, I'll find pieces of my dad's short hair in the my food...Which, if I could, would not eat it :c Other times, it's just finding pieces of food that I dislike in my meals because my parents use them as seasoning/garnish like garlic, and onions. Immediately I'll make a stink face, and spit it out.