Supah Sling (rated G or PG...I think)

Started by B-Baller March 11th, 2005 10:41 PM
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B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
1,276 posts
18.9 Years
Its me first fanfic. I dreamt up this crazy fanfic while eating.....XD. Suprisingly enough, this fanfic is all about food! XD. Are you one of those peeps who are struggling to find a way to pronounce that you like food too much that you'll do anything? That's me, and probably you too. So get your reading glasses (if you have some), eyes, some food in case you get hungry and a drink in case you get bored. Let the fic begin!
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CHAPTER ONE: Slingshot and Eggs

This view here is great as!" I exclaimed, looking at the beautiful mountain surroudings and green trees I can see from this window.

I was at my friend's house, his name was Jet. He had jet black hair, blue eyes and a mischeivous smile. He's really hyper, which can spell trouble, which is T-R-O-U-B-L-E sometimes.

Oh, I forgot to mention me. Hi, my name is Vaughn, and I'm 10. I also have black hair, brown eyes and sort of a deceiving smile and voice. I may look nice, but I'm very mischeivous. I have a very short temper, I tell you.

I kept looking at the window. Amazing apartment, I thought. And its only $200 a month. The view is amazing, the apartment is also great.

Jet was playing with his toy BB Gun. He let me and my brother Richard play with it too. That BB Gun was very dangerous. Jet accidentally shot a cat with it, and boy did it bleed a lot!

I took my last shot. I was aiming for that target's nose, but I got the mouth instead.

"You need some aiming skills, Vaughn," Jet said in his best I'm-better-than-you voice. I just ignored him.

I decided to rest and watch Richard and Jet play with the gun. Jet's aim was amazing. Very amazing. Richard, on the other hand, wasn't very good.

I decided to roam around the apartment for a while. I saw a slingshot, sitting there.

Jet noticed me. "You can keep it, I don't need it anymore," he said.

I was happy. All my life I wanted a slingshot. I went outside and picked up an egg.

You're probably wondering why I picked up an egg instead of a rock. Its my fault you're wondering, actually. I forgot to tell you about our town.

This town is called Eggville, a village where, weirdly, we have eggs instead of normal rocks, stones and pebbles. We have giant eggs that others call boulders or rocks, we have normal eggs that most call stones, and the mini-eggs are called by most, pebbles.

I put the egg on the little cup attached to the string, pulled it back and let it go. It FLEEEEEEEEW up to the sky, and landed on a greenish-blue car on the other side of the road. Whoopsee daisies. I hope no one saw me. I ran back inside.

A few minutes later, we went home. I've got the slingshot with me, of course. I decided to do a little aiming practice outside.

I picked up a few eggs and stuffed them in my pocket. I saw a bird fly by. I decided to hit it. I'm using a pebble so it won't hurt a lot.

I put the egg in the cup, pulled it back and FLING!!! The pebble flew through the air and hit the bird. Yipee!!! I hope its okay though.

I set a little aiming course and hit a few stuff here and there. Suddenly, I saw gangters bullying an innocent student.

"Hey! Cut it out!" I scolded. But I realized who the gangsters were. AJ, BJ, CJ and DJ. The most notorious group of gangsters in Eggville. They've bullied me before.

"Well well well, if it ain't Vaughn Nerd-o!" CJ teased. I was annoyed, but with a slingshot and eggs at my side, I couldn't lose!

"Leave the guy alone or else!" I said.

"Or else what?" AJ asked.

"Or else this!" I hit each of the gangsters' eyes with an egg each. When I was done, egg yolk were all over their face!

"I CAN'T SEE!!!" BJ complained. I kicked them all right at the face! Boo yah!

"Leave the guy alone or I'll call 911!" I threatened.

AJ, BJ, CJ and DJ left the guy alone.

"Thanks!" said the guy, running away.

I just realized what I did. I decided I'll be a crime fighter! With only a slingshot and eggs you ask? There's more to it, as long as you've got skill!
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Its also my first time to this, so give constructive criticism please.

~Bart~

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
1,276 posts
18.9 Years
Thank you. I'm up to the second chapter now!

CHAPTER TWO: The Boomerang Egg

OK, so I've been really seriuos about this crime fighting thing. I've made my superhero costume, I've practiced my aiming for COUNTLESS weeks, and have broken about 30 or so things.

The only problem is, I don't have a superhero name. Oh shoot, that's the only thing I'm supposed to be worried about. I'll get to that later.

"HELP!!!" a womanly voice yelled from outside. Clearly, someone needs my help. I put my clothes on.

After I did that, I looked in the mirror. How ridiculous. I wore some sunglasses, a green T-shirt, dark blue shorts and a red cap. And I'm supposed to save the world in this costume?

No time for a makeover, I gotta save the woman. I went out the door. AWAY!!!

A dude with a balaclava and a black outfit was running with a purse. A purse? When will people learn how to use bank accounts and credit cards? No time for that, I gotta catch the thief.

I put an egg in the cup, aimed and FLING!!! The egg almost hit the thief, but no such luck.

"Oh man," I said to myself. 'When will an unbreakable egg or an egg that comes back to you come?"

No time for that, I just have to chase the robber. I ran as fast as I could, so fast that The Flash probably won't catch me. Well, probably.

"You are under arrest for robbery. Put your hands up! You have the right to remain silent!" I ordered, preparing another launch of eggyness. Hey, I'm starting to sound like a police guy!

The robber put his hands up and dropped the purse. I picked it up and stored it in my pocket. "Now, go if you don't want to get hurt."

The robber ran away like a headless chook.

The woman approached me. "Thank you! By the way, what's your name?"

Oh boy. I can't tell my real name, because that's the thing most heroes on TV do. I must have a superhero name. I searched the top of my head.......

"I am Supah Sling, defender of the poor, the sick and the helpless, I guess," I said. That was corny, but who cares?

"Thanks, Supah Sling!" the woman said, running along.

My second rescue mission, wow. I didn't know how great it feels to do something good!

I went back home, drew a hexagon at my green shirt and wrote SS on the middle of the hexagon. Better. I'm now Supah Sling!

I just remembered what I said. I wished there was an egg that was unbreakable and could come back to you, like a boomerang. Then my life would be better. Well, my crime-fighting life, that is.

I took a walk in town to have some fresh air......and then there's a sign that would change my life forever.......

Not forever, probably only a few years or so.

The sign says:

Boomerang Egg, Eggville's Ultimate Egg! It comes back to you when you throw it, and its unbreakable! REWARD FOR FINDING IT: $2 million

The Boomerang Egg! Just what I need. I'll need to find it. What I'll need, is a giant egg detector.

Wait a sec........I have one in my room!

I went back to my house and checked my room a zillion times. I found it in the first search anyway. Now, to walk all over town and find that Boomerang Egg. I took my costume just in case.

Ooops, I think this chapter has a cliffhanger. Not a very good one either.

TO BE CONTINUED

Natsuki

.bluefang.

Age 33
Female
Minnesota
Seen July 16th, 2015
Posted March 22nd, 2012
5,046 posts
18.2 Years
Well, this kind of fic isn't really the kind that I favor; I'm more into fantasy and stuff, but that doesn't mean this fic doesn't deserve equal treatment like all the others. <3

I think this fic can become great, it's starting off pretty good, but there's a few things you can do touch-ups on. ^^;

I think you could try and put a lot more detail into your chapters. ^^; Maybe when there's things like street fights and whatnot, then add more detail into those as those can be real climax features in the chapter. ^^

By doing this, you'll also be able to add more depth into the fic making it a much more enjoyable and exciting fic to read. ^^ Well, good luck to you and keep up the nice work. ^_~

~Kelsey

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
1,276 posts
18.9 Years
Thanks for the suggestions, Kelsey!

Chapter 3 will be up.....probably tomorrow. But I mightn't finish it tomorrow, too busy with homework and stuff.

Chapter 3's title would be.....no its not "The Boomerang Egg, Part 2" cos I'm not the boring type....its called "Let's try, look high and low!" and its not just about finding the Boomerang Egg, its having to fight different dudes too. So in the next chap, this will be sorta like, Dragon Ball or sumthing.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
1,276 posts
18.9 Years
This chapter is rated PG-13 for violence.

CHAPTER 3: Let's try, look high and low!

The town was quite busy. Too busy, if you ask me. Everyone was looking for the Boomerang Egg perhaps? I turned the giant egg detector ON. Uh oh.

BRRRRRTTTT!!!! Giant eggs all over Central Eggville went to my giant egg detector. And there were LOADS of them.

Whoopsee. Turns out that the Central Eggville people heard the sound, and they weren't very happy about that.

"Hey, that guy has the Boomerang Egg! Let's get him!" a guy commanded. The next thing know, about 50 people were chasing me all over Central. Let's just hope I can run fast this time.

Hey, wait a sec. How did they know I have the Boomerang Egg when I haven't checked yet. I'll check later, I gotta run, and fast!

A dark alley. Great, exactly what a superhero who needs to find a very important artefact. And a dead end. Cool.

"Hey you!" a guy asked.

I summoned all my strength to say "What do you want?"

"Give us the Boomerang Egg," a lady said.

"Whadda?" I asked. I checked my GE detector, and the Boomerang Egg wasn't there. "I don't have it."

"Oh yeah?" a guy asked. "Let's battle! If I win, you have to find the Boomerang Egg for all of us people in Central!"

I won't lose. I can't. "Bring it."

What did I just say? Who cares, I got my slingshot ready.

"You, fighting with a slingshot?" the man said, and laughed. "Let's see how you cope with this!"

A gun. My lucky day. Its too late to say its not fair. I gotta fight.

I put an egg in the cup, and FLING!!!!

The man dodged. "I forgot to tell you about myself. My name is Gordo, and I'm very good at dodging."

Oh crap, he's good at dodging. What about an aerial attack?

I put 2 eggs at the cup, aimed at the air, and FLING!!!

One egg went down my noggin. Argh. Before it landed on my head, I grabbed it and threw it at Gordo.

Gordo used his gun to stop the egg.

The other egg was aiming to Gordo's head too. Gordo caught it though, and threw it at me. Copycat.

I tried to dodge, but POW!!!!!!! Too late. It hit me in the stomach. Ouchies.

I felt very weak. I think I'm gonna faint, but I can't lose. I stood up, and THREW my slingshot at Gordo. "Take THIS!!!!"

Gordo plain dodged and kicked me at the head. I think I have a headache.

"Surrender if you don't want to get more hurt," Gordo suggested.

"No thanks," I replied, but got a punch in the stomach.

"Well?" Gordo asked.

I can't surrender, I just can't. I have to save the world from evil-doers.

I tried to kick Gordo in the face, but he just dodged. I think I'm gonna faint.....I need medical attention.

My last words were "I surrender."

I didn't die, silly. I fainted.

I failed. And I'll have to give the Boomerang Egg to Central.

The world could not be saved. Or, maybe I need to improve my aim. But even though I do that, the egg will break.

And if I'm going to save the world, I'll need countless eggs. But eggs don't reproduce like humans do.

I failed. Very miserably.

Or did I?

TO BE CONTINUED

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
1,276 posts
18.9 Years
This chapter is rated PG-13 for violence. Also, the following stunts described on this chapter are to NOT be tried at home.

CHAPTER 4: Failure, Friends and Victory

I'm doomed. I have to give the stinking Boomerang Egg to Central. All thanks to that Gordo guy. I'm a failure.

Funnily enough, when I thought of failure, I fell down.

A normal kid, probably my age, laughed at me.

"Bugger off," I told him. I dusted myself and walked alone.

"I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known...." Oh my god, I was starting to sing Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. I sang it on the top of my voice.

"What the...." I got about 50 eyes looking at moi. I....err, better stop.

Next destination was North Eggville, but let's just call it North for the duration of the story okay? After all, if I don't find the Boomerang Egg, Gordo would probably beat me up again. I had to start looking.

On the outskirts of Central, in other words, somewhere in the middle of North and Central, I saw a boy with a slingshot, trying to shoot birds.

"Hey stop that!" I scolded. "Don't hit the birds! What have they ever done to you?"

I just remembered that when I got my slingshot from Jet, I shot a bird. Who cares, that's the past. I will never shoot another bird again.

FLING!!!!

Ooops, I said that too soon. That "stray" egg hit a bird.

"I'm trying to practice my aim," the boy said.

"Hey, I'm good at aiming. Let me show you a thing or two," I said, pulling out my slingshot.

"Dude, that slingshot's made of plastic. Here, take this wooden slingshot. Its got real rubber in it, so it won't snap as easily as that silly plastic slingshot," the boy said, handing me over another slingshot. "My name's Netto, by the way."

"Thanks, I guess," I said, testing out the wooden slingshot. The boy's got a point, this is not as breakable as my old ones! I tried to put an egg on the cup. Buuuut, this slingshot doesn't have a cup, only an old-fashioned rubber, erm, thing that's stretched out. Its shaped like a cup, but it ain't one.

FLING!!!

It hit a bird. Oh crap! This place must have a lot of them.

I gave Netto some tips on how to aim properly. Well, the author here doesn't know what sort of aiming tips he should put in, so I just said I gave him some tips.

"Thanks a thousand!" Netto exclaimed, hitting the little aiming course I set up.

"No problemo. Now, I must save the world!" I said.

Whoopsee doodle.

"You're a superhero????" Netto asked excitedly. "Can I be your super sidekick?"

Well, I guess a sidekick wouldn't hurt. Well, a sidekick would hurt if it doesn't mean "assistant".

"Okay, but you need a super name," I said. "I know, how about Sling Sidekick?"

Netto nodded. "That sounds okay."

"Then let's go kick evil butts!" I said.

"So what's our current mission, Vaughn?" Netto asked me.

"Call me Supah Sling. Currently, we're looking for the Boomerang Egg, a special artefact that we have to give to Central," I replied.

"Why do we have to give it to Central when we can just keep it for ourselves and use it to kick evil butt?" Netto asked.

"Well," I sighed. "I sorta, lost a bet."

"Oh.......so we have to find the Boomerang Egg," Netto said.

We reached North. I asked Netto to turn the GE detector on.

BRRRRRTT!!!! Giant eggs all over North went into my GE detector. Too bad there were only 3, and they're all covered in dung. Pee yew!

Northern people didn't look happy.

"So, you have the Boomerang Egg?" a lady asked.

"I haven't checked yet," I replied. "Well, bye!"

A fatso grabbed me. "Not so fast, kiddo."

"Back off, you bully!" Sling Sidekick said, preparing his slingshot.

"We shall battle, then," the fat guy said. I burst out laughing, thinking that he's suffering obesity.

"Bring it," Sling Sidekick said.

"No Netto! You're just new to the fighting scene!" I warned.

"I'll manage," Sling Sidekick said sonfidently. I mean, confidently.

"The name is Shiburaaka," the fatso said.

"The name is Ne-" Sling Sidekick started.

"Don't tell him your real name!" I burst out.

"The name is Sling Sidekick," Sling Sidekick said.

Sling Sidekick put an egg at the rubber, and FLING!

Shiburaaka just grabbed it and threw it back.

Sling Sidekick did that same, so did Shiburaaka. Is this a fight or a table tennis game?

I've had enough, they've been passing it for too long. "HAIYAAA!!!!!"

I kicked the egg, and it broke to little pieces. "Remember, both of you, this is not a table tennis match."

Shiburaaka tried to kick me. He knows Martial Arts too, eh? Well, he better be a black belt.

"KIYAAA!!!!" I tried to punch him, but his block is awesome. I tried to give him a kick in the head, but he grabbed my leg and threw me to the ground. What sort of martial artist is he? First he did a Karate block, and then he did an Aikido grab-me-legs, whatever its called.

I did a flip in the air, and landed on my feet. Oh, so he's street brawling. That's how everyone started, after all.

I jumped up the air, high enough to get on his head. I jumped, and went into Superman's position when he's flying, and then punched the fatso in the face! I call that Superman's Punch of Death.

Shiburaaka got up. Bad choice! I used his body like a wall. I ran up to his body, and tried to land on him! The result: I hit his stomach.

He tried to grab my head and smash it against his knee, but he's so new to street brawling that when he grabbed my head, I used my hands to lift him up and throw him at the ground! Of course, he doesn't know how to fall properly so you won't get hurt, so he landed with a big THUD! on the ground.

Sling Sidekick finished him off by hitting him with a giant egg. FLING!

Shiburaaka was full of blood after the battle.

"So, is the Boomerang Egg on the GE detector?" I asked Sling Sidekick.

"Nope," Sling Sidekick replied.

"Then its off to East!" I exclaimed.

Failure, Friends and Victory. 3 major things that happened to me today. I failed to beat Gordo, the Central street brawler. I made a new friend, Netto, and gained a sidekick. I was victorious in the fight with Shiburaaka. 3 things.

TO BE CONTINUED