How Would You Prefer to Die?

Started by Renegade June 18th, 2014 10:15 PM
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Renegade

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United States
Seen January 8th, 2015
Posted December 31st, 2014
995 posts
11.5 Years
Just as the title suggests: how would you prefer to die? Of course, this isn't usually a satisfying thing to think about, so reply if you feel comfortable~ :3

EDIT: By the way, I made this thread as a counterpart to another thread I recently came across that asked how you wouldn't want to die.

Shining Raichu

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Age 32
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Australia
Seen October 17th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2017
8,958 posts
12.3 Years
You do realise 1000 grams is just 1kg and is not nearly enough to kill anybody. I've seen them sell the 1kg blocks at the supermarket lol
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You're gonna have a bad time.

Age 31
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"england would also be acceptible"
Seen November 3rd, 2019
Posted November 5th, 2017
947 posts
9.2 Years
In my bed after downing 1000 grams of chocolate.
Strange, I used to call that Christmas when I was younger, as opposed to suicide. These days I call it a potentially unwise move for a good diet.

I have definitely vomited more on Boxing Day as opposed to any other, might I add.

I want to die via heart attack during sex as a 88 year old. I would join the elite club of "coolest old fogies ever" and would be immortalised for my coolness.
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Alexander Nicholi

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Age 25
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Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
Either in my sleep, or by the hand of the one I love. Both lead to the same thing, so how I go there is hard to really worry about. :P
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Talon

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Age 24
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Somewhere that is nowhere
Seen May 25th, 2017
Posted May 7th, 2017
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9.6 Years
In the most complicated way possible.
I have a couple of ideas of awesome ways to go out, such as:
As a 91 year old man, I would enjoy going out and using up the rest of my money on prostitutes and hookers, and contract every STD in the book. Even make new ones. Afterwards, I would continue to do so until I could not physically ejaculate anymore. At this point, I would be so tired, but I wouldn't let myself go yet. I would just do everything I never got to do, and clear my bucket list. By the time I'm done with that, I will be at least 92. On my 92nd birthday, I will take all 92 candles off my cake, and burn down my house. I would run, and run, and run. I would go into the city, and find someone in need of help, I would help them in the worst way possible, and end my life in that way. I would have done everything I wanted to do, and more, and be solidified in history.
If it's complicated, I'm down with it. Think about V/H/S and V/H/S 2. Deaths like that would interest me. I'm down for them.
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You're gonna have a bad time.

Age 31
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"england would also be acceptible"
Seen November 3rd, 2019
Posted November 5th, 2017
947 posts
9.2 Years
In the most complicated way possible.
I have a couple of ideas of awesome ways to go out, such as:
As a 91 year old man, I would enjoy going out and using up the rest of my money on prostitutes and hookers, and contract every STD in the book. Even make new ones. Afterwards, I would continue to do so until I could not physically ejaculate anymore. At this point, I would be so tired, but I wouldn't let myself go yet. I would just do everything I never got to do, and clear my bucket list. By the time I'm done with that, I will be at least 92. On my 92nd birthday, I will take all 92 candles off my cake, and burn down my house. I would run, and run, and run. I would go into the city, and find someone in need of help, I would help them in the worst way possible, and end my life in that way. I would have done everything I wanted to do, and more, and be solidified in history.
If it's complicated, I'm down with it. Think about V/H/S and V/H/S 2. Deaths like that would interest me. I'm down for them.
Totally inspired you to take it to the next level. Why can't we just settle for a simple heart attack during sex? Do you realise just how much your body's going to have been through by the time you're 91, man?
Sarcasm, its what social able people have, you know wen you go out and meet chicks just not on forums 1,000,000 miles away from you and you ask them what color underwear they have. - Aristotle, 355 B.C

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Blastin'Tyruntz

Keeps blasting off again!

Age 25
He/Him
Israel
Seen March 3rd, 2023
Posted February 18th, 2023
1,094 posts
13.1 Years
Well, depends on my life, and yes, i take every remark thrown at me very seriously:

1.Suicide. Simple as that, if i choose to die i prefer it'll be on my own terms, at my own house, not thrown in a ditch with a broken beer bottle stuck in my head or something.

2.Death in my sleep,or commtose death. I rather continue living in my dreams then die in my delusions.

3.Euthanasia, again, i want to finish my life my own way.

Sorry if i sound depressed or something, i'm just saying that if i'll have no other choice i would rather kill myself. I know it may sound stupid but i hope you respect the seriousness of this answer.
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Pepperton

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Texas
Seen February 1st, 2023
Posted February 3rd, 2021
3,397 posts
9.6 Years
I guess I'd prefer to pass away in my sleep after having lived a long, full life, somewhere around the age of 90. Does seem like it'd be a pretty ominous, yet peaceful way to go out - a never-ending slumber. o:

VeranithasVI

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Age 28
Male
The Nightosphere
Seen August 28th, 2015
Posted August 28th, 2015
599 posts
8.7 Years
When NASA perfects warp speed, I want to be the first test subject launched into a supermassive black hole. Cremation by spaghettification into background radiation. Yeah.
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I want to go out as an old man in a rocking chair, on the veranda of a beach house, with my dog sat next to me. The dog would also be old, and thus pass away roughly the same time I did, as to not make this story really depressing.

I went away but now I'm back again! ^_^