Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup. Page 5

Started by UltraWing August 19th, 2014 7:07 AM
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Sonata

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Cyanide begets happiness.

Waiter, there is a school of fish in my soup.

Sonata

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That's why you don't bring toys with you out to dinner jeffrey.

Waiter, there's a peace treaty in my soup.

Sonata

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And now your soups on the floor, have a good day sir.

Waiter there's a nuclear missile with the tip pointed pink like a nipple in my soup.

Sonata

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Adds a little extra crunch.

Waiter there's a tiny minotaur in my soup.

Sonata

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But of course, you asked for the Swiss Everything soup.

Waiter there is a picture of Katy Perry with a moustache in my soup.

TheFattestSnorlax

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I will carefully fish the carrot for you and eat it. I bet you weren't expecting me as the waiter. :D

Waiter, there's an Iphone in my soup...
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