How do you visualize your perfect death?

Started by Bidoof FTW October 14th, 2014 4:17 PM
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Personally I visualize the perfect death to be one where you know you are going to die, but you have lived life the best way you can and die happily. I'd also be fine with dying in my sleep, or even have romanticized the occasional perfect suicide... feel free to share your preferred method of death, whether it be killed by a bear, snake bite, or something a little more dramatic. ;)

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I just hope to die with as little physical trauma as possible. I can be old and frail, or young and faced with the misfortune of contracting a severe illness. I can accept it as long as I have time to settle all of my affairs and say goodbye. :)
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I want to die like Yoda and just fade away, becoming one with the Force.
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When I'm on my way to work, my perfect death can be anything from hitting a tree to getting T-Boned.

However my usual perfect death would be a quick and relatively painless one. I wouldn't want to get shot through the head, due to the amount of stories I've heard about people surviving and just being in great deals of physical pain or being reduced to a paraplegic/quadriplegic.

Maybe beheading? The guillotine looks like it'd be very effective at what it does.

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I'm not in the habit of thinking about my own demise - after all, I've come very close to it due to ill health three times over the course of my life now - but I think my "perfect" death would be to just pass away peacefully in my sleep. To fall asleep and not wake up again, none the wiser. I'm not exactly afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry to greet it, or be consciously aware of how close it is...

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If I died after fighting with the chicken from Family Guy, I'd be okay with that.

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All I want is for my death to be as quick and painless as possible.
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I want to die at about the age of late 30's to early or mid 40's. I'll be off the coast in the Atlantic butt naked with nothing but a knife. I plan to wrestle a shark and take it back to shore. If the shark doesn't kill me first then I'll die from blood loss on my way back for sure.
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Aside from the cliché death while asleep, I would be happy with being murdered by my lover, in whatever way they decide. That's not realistic, though, which is a life saver... :P
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uhmm I'd probably die happy once I'd gone down in history. I dont care about money, I just care about being the best.
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Why die if you could just transcend into a higher being, kindof like the Ancients in Stargate?

Don't know, I'm not feeling well in presence of other people, so dying alone, I guess? Without having the time to regret anything, so basically a fast clean death. Suffering pain for a long time, before finally biting the dust is just unneccessary and a waste of time.
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The only thing that would be okay is if I die naturally. I want to live my life to the fullest, but I don't believe in YOLO.
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I want to die an actiony, frightening death. I only know that I do not want to die in my sleep, nor do I want to die of any kind of sickness in a hospital. A prolonged death is a curse, nothing to be hopeful for. I would like to die for someone so I have a reason to die.
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I'd be a mafia don, I smoke cigars and wear a fedora. My two children would have moved out and pursued a less dangerous life. I'd be contacted that my Death Star has been complete, so I'd go to space in my own bad-ass private rocket. Once I arrive, it'll have been an ambush and I'd be completely surrounded by The Midget Brigade. I'd smirk, whip out my gunblade and start hacking/shooting all around me, laughing like some idiot. Suddenly, Orochimaru would call away his minions and challenge me to a ninja match. I'd accept, cheat, kill him, grin and just when I'm about to leave... the Sith Lord would stab me with a pink litesaber. My final words would have been 'Hey, I just mewtwo, and this is cradily, but here's my numel, so call me mankey?'


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Ideally, dying after fighting in some epic battle and kicking ass.

Realistically, the best I can hope for is a somewhat quick and painless death.
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I want to die with no warning that death is imminent, but old enough to have prepared for death anyway so my family won't be left out in the cold. I have no interest in death being an "experience"; I would rather not know it's coming and die quickly/painlessly than die knowing it's coming surrounded by my family and friends.


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i would highly prefer a death that does not include an afterlife
or, perhaps more aligned with my actual interests, a death that does not lead me to suffering in an afterlife
i am more concerned about my fear of hell rather than my own death, considering my own rather severe depression leaves me numb to my own death and i don't really care about if or when it happens
i am not fussed about my death itself, though i would prefer it being sudden like anyone else i suppose
i just want a death where i don't go on