The Futurama Club Page 2

Started by Mr Cat Dog March 21st, 2005 12:58 AM
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Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Yeah that's a good idea!

Zap: Just remember, rock beats scissors... But, paper beats rock, and scissors beats paper! Kif, we have a conundrum: Search them for papers and then find me a rock!

EDIT: More accurate:

Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
Kif: *sigh*
Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh

Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
Male
London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
I found some quotes on the [adult swim] website:

Lur: "The one they call smelly hippie is right."
Zap Brannigan: "Kiff, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men."
Zap: "Never have I been so happy to be beaten up by a woman!"

Mutant 1: "Don't worry, we're harmless."
Mutant 2: "I Have three arms!"
Mutant 1: "I said harmless, not armless."

Leela:"She can't hear us in here. Just pretend to shower."
Fry: "Right, Just Like Everyday."

Bender: "All this talk about bouncing balls is making me testy!"
Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
Did you get that from GotFuturama?
Yep. I thought it might intrest some people.


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...

Jeremy

<font color="deepskyblue">Sweetie</font>

Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen March 5th, 2023
Posted June 20th, 2022
4,728 posts
19.5 Years
*Jumps in cutely.* Can I join, pwease? ^0^

I remember a quote!

Mario : Mamma-mia! The meatball of war has rolled of our plate, and ruin our white pants of peace! *Runs off, Donkey Kong style.* XD

Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
Male
London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
Ack... sorry for taking so long *kills the Subscribe Thread option* Yeah, you can join Jeremy ^_^ *updates Member List*

Bender/Coilette: All hail Robonia, a land I didn't make up! *B/C takes off her top and starts dancing on the podium*
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Fry: Hey! I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!
Professor: Monkies aren't donkies quit messing with my head!

*everyone but Zoidberg gets taken away*
Zoidberg: What? Do I smell or something? *snifs* Awww...

*at tower*
Leela: Why did you bring us here?
Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?

Professor: Now what would you all like?
Zoidberg: Nothing! I'm leaving! But if you have some courage maybe I could haul it away from you?
Professor: Diddypoop my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage! Who needs courage when you have a gun?
Zoidberg: Bang, bang, bang! No world you put your hands up!
*walks to Fry*
Professor: And all you need is a brain!
Fry: Why does everyone keep saying that?
*Bender steals gun*
Bender: This is a stick up! Forward over the bag, old man!
Professor: Here you go, five hundred thousand Professor Land Fun Bucks!

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
I need to find some quotes too...*starts looking*


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Lur: Game over, Humans! Instead of shooting at where I was, you should of shot at where I was going to be!

That's a good tip to remember, and it will happen, next time we play Space Invaders.

Pacman: I'm been hit! So cold... *does the "Pacman dieing" sound*
Ms Pacman: Nooo!
Fry: Amy, tend to the widow Pacman.
Ms Pacman: *sob, sob, sob* Wacka, wacka! *sob, sob, sob*

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
lol.

Fry: What if Bender was really tall?
Leela: We just saw that.
Fry: I know. I liked it so I want to see it again.

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
*Zoidberg in Pacman level*
Zoidberg: Hmmm... These taste good! Just like stale marshmellows! Oh and a cherry!

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 30
Stealin' your clothes and identity
Seen January 12th, 2006
Posted November 21st, 2005
773 posts
18.3 Years
Found some!

Leela: This is Fry's decision. And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life.

Professor: Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!

Fry: Good lord, what is this?
Bender: It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home pal!

Fry: Aww, come on, Bender loves mobs.
Leela: Only when he's in them, and you know it.

Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh sure knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten, nine...
Leela: Ok we're here!
Fry: *hurriedly* 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 blastoff.


Paired with Tiger-Chan, and it's not gonna change any time soon! :P
Deceived by my eyes and all I was told I should see
Opinions not mine, the person they taught me to be
One night in the dark, a vision of someone I knew
And in the darkness I saw, a voice say, I'm you.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive

(v chorus v)
If you close your eyes your life, an empty truth revealed
Dreams you never lived, and scars never healed
In the darkness, light will take you to the other side
and find me waiting there you'll see, if you just close your eyes

Hearts uninspired, trapped inside somebody's dream
Too close to the fire, yet cold and numb with the pain
But the fever has broken, and the river has run to the sea
Washed to the ocean, and saved by a voice inside me.
Inside me a light was turned on Then I was alive
(chorus)
Never thought I would be here, so high in the air
This was my unanswered prayer
Defined by another, so much wasted time
Out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine
(chorus)
If you just close your eyes...
Age 34
Sunny Californ-I-A
Seen September 27th, 2016
Posted July 5th, 2009
1,476 posts
18.5 Years
Oooh!!! I Love Futurama!! Can I Join?

I Like The Episode Where Bender Can't Say "@ss" Or He Will Blow Up The Whole World, XD That Was Funny. I Also Liked The One Where They All Get Those 300 Dollar Bills, And Fry Buys 100 Cups of coffee. XD

Bender:Ohhhhh, Nice Diamond, I'll Take It!
Storekeeper:Oh, that's not for sale, sir.
Bender:*grunts* ugh, fiiiiinnne, i'll take the do-it-yourself burgular kit then.
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Lol. I like how he drinks 100 coffees!

Lucy Liubot: You're Cute!
Fry: No you're cute!
Lucy: You!
Fry: You!
Lucy: You!
Fry: You!
Professor: Good Lord! She's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Well that's love for you!

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 35
In a blue house with a blue window.
Seen January 2nd, 2009
Posted May 29th, 2005
189 posts
19 Years
Bates, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS THREAD?!? This is the coolest thread ever!!!!

Hello, all. I'm Aiya. Or Quacky, Quackzilla, Le Quack, whatever you want to call me. Anyway, I LOVE Futurama. Batesy/Zoidy and I swap funny futurama quotes on occasion. Heh, I LOVED it when Fry drank so much coffee that he achieved that wierd faster than time thing. LOL, I feel like that after coffee sometimes.
Random Quote of the Undefined Period of Time: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.



Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Bates, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS THREAD?!? This is the coolest thread ever!!!!

Hello, all. I'm Aiya. Or Quacky, Quackzilla, Le Quack, whatever you want to call me. Anyway, I LOVE Futurama. Batesy/Zoidy and I swap funny futurama quotes on occasion. Heh, I LOVED it when Fry drank so much coffee that he achieved that wierd faster than time thing. LOL, I feel like that after coffee sometimes.
LOL! I WAS going to tell you! XD

Yeah that's hilarious! I want to do that! Sometimes I feel like that after Coke! *ish hyper*

NOTE: The following quote is rated PG.

Nibbler: You achieved this gene when you went back through time and performed certain actions that made you your own grandfather!
Fry: I sure did do nasty in the pasty!
Nibbler: Verily! And that past matibification...

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 35
In a blue house with a blue window.
Seen January 2nd, 2009
Posted May 29th, 2005
189 posts
19 Years
The episode where oil gets spilled over the penguin preserve is one.

Leela: Where's Bender? BEEEEENDEEEER? Here, robot, robot, robot!
Random Quote of the Undefined Period of Time: Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.



Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Bender: I'm sick of Parallel Bender waving his cowboy hat in front of me! Let's move onto Fry's next fantasy!

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh
Age 30
If anyone needs me I'll be in the ANGRY DOME!!!!!!!!!!
Seen May 19th, 2005
Posted April 3rd, 2005
322 posts
18.2 Years
Fry: I can't go on the mission under these conditions. Without me there is no mission. I am the mission!
Leela: We're back from the mission!
Fry: You left without me?
Bender: You were looking up curse words in the dictionary when we left, we though it'd be a better use of your time!

Fry: But I wasn't there. And you might of needed me...
Bender: No!
Fry: But if I was there I could've-
Bender: No!
Fry: But -
Bender: No!
Fry: Bender's great!
Bender: No! Awww...

Thanks For The Banner Legend

Even though I'm Gone I Still Own Bulma and Videl for Bishouen *hugs and plays with them in bedroom*

Goodbye Everyone... See you around....

~Josh

Mr Cat Dog

Frasier says it best

Age 32
Male
London, UK
Seen September 29th, 2017
Posted July 12th, 2017
11,344 posts
19.1 Years
At Elzar's
Elzar: Here you go, fois grois and caviar.
Zoidberg: *sniffs* goose liver *sniffs* fish eggs. This isn't rich food!
Elzar: Hey it's what rich people eat. The garbage parts of the food.
Zoidberg: I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300

At the jewellers
Shopkeeper: Here you go sir
Zoidberg: *attaches them onto his mouth...thing* What's this? I ask for rich things, and you give me shiny pebbles! Bah! Good day to you