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Started by Flowey December 29th, 2014 10:59 AM
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The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy

Emboar

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Iowa
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Posted December 28th, 2020
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8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs

GreenFlame

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Seen June 17th, 2017
Posted November 8th, 2016
1,235 posts
9.9 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which

Emboar

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Iowa
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Posted December 28th, 2020
6,658 posts
8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies

GreenFlame

Male
Seen June 17th, 2017
Posted November 8th, 2016
1,235 posts
9.9 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately

GreenFlame

Male
Seen June 17th, 2017
Posted November 8th, 2016
1,235 posts
9.9 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance

GreenFlame

Male
Seen June 17th, 2017
Posted November 8th, 2016
1,235 posts
9.9 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before

Flowey

Non-binary
Seen November 20th, 2017
Posted November 20th, 2017
234 posts
8.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely

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Previous names: DynamicMan2, Green Latios, Green Dragon
When are the next username changes going to be if anybody knows?

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being

Flowey

Non-binary
Seen November 20th, 2017
Posted November 20th, 2017
234 posts
8.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed

3265 - 6411 - 1873
Previous names: DynamicMan2, Green Latios, Green Dragon
When are the next username changes going to be if anybody knows?

Emboar

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Iowa
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted December 28th, 2020
6,658 posts
8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by

Flowey

Non-binary
Seen November 20th, 2017
Posted November 20th, 2017
234 posts
8.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill

3265 - 6411 - 1873
Previous names: DynamicMan2, Green Latios, Green Dragon
When are the next username changes going to be if anybody knows?

Affliction

Booted out - don't be like me!

Male
Seen September 3rd, 2016
Posted December 19th, 2015
524 posts
10.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton

Flowey

Non-binary
Seen November 20th, 2017
Posted November 20th, 2017
234 posts
8.8 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and

3265 - 6411 - 1873
Previous names: DynamicMan2, Green Latios, Green Dragon
When are the next username changes going to be if anybody knows?

Emboar

Male
Iowa
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted December 28th, 2020
6,658 posts
8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke
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Posted July 29th, 2016
429 posts
10 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage

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Seen June 13th, 2018
Posted June 12th, 2018
2,480 posts
8.4 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily

Emboar

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Iowa
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted December 28th, 2020
6,658 posts
8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily for
Male
Seen December 29th, 2019
Posted July 29th, 2016
429 posts
10 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily for them,

Emboar

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Iowa
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Posted December 28th, 2020
6,658 posts
8.7 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily for them, a
Male
Seen December 29th, 2019
Posted July 29th, 2016
429 posts
10 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily for them, a unicorn

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big poppa

Age 25
Female
Seen June 13th, 2018
Posted June 12th, 2018
2,480 posts
8.4 Years
The butt and my friends went skydiving so that they could fall on the sharp bones but they miscalculated the distance from Australia to Narnia, unfortunately because no one gave a sandwich away, they had no time for recalculation. But, in time for the season of Lost Love, which had terrible effects on the teenage stomach virus, the killer was found with exactly seventy five pictures of Rihanna eating rotten pickles and hot barnacles. Because they disliked cookies and therefore it was impossible to always find the source of infection which had no effect on their definite conclusion. Thus, skydiving was a disaster and completely wasted their whole weekend until someone made calculations that made the landing extremely perfect. Meanwhile, the toaster caused a huge explosion in her new, expensive, robotic, next-generation shower, which can't digest grapes or apples, obviously. Hence, the cigarette burned on her couch and ruined everything. At that moment, a special box appeared and transformed into Ditto who did not share its pork chop sandwich with User 101, thus brutally murdering all of the Ewoks and Dark type Pokemon in all six regions of Knickersalia in Kalos, including the Dedenne and Emolga Developers who wanted toast with indentured pineapples and masterminds which were all sunburnt. Therefore, the skidivers wrote bad autobiographies of themselves with unnecessary disguises and sexy chairs which were spies trying desperately to breakdance before completely being photobombed by Bill Clinton and Luke Cage. Luckily for them, a unicorn covered