My team as of now. I like Sableye, but I'm more than willing to change him out for a better lead/other pokemon. Any pokemon is fair game in being removed to be honest. Any help is greatly appreciated. Also disregard the names lol.

Hepatitis B (Sableye) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Taunt
- Will-O-Wisp
- Recover
- Confuse Ray

Chlamydia (Venusaur) @ Venusaurite
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 HP / 240 Def / 16 Spe
Bold Nature
- Leech Seed
- Synthesis
- Sludge Bomb
- Sleep Powder

AIDS (Azumarill) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 240 HP / 252 Atk / 16 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Aqua Jet
- Play Rough
- Knock Off
- Waterfall

Syphilis (Conkeldurr) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Guts
EVs: 108 HP / 152 Atk / 104 Def / 144 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Mach Punch
- Knock Off
- Ice Punch

Crabs (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Wish
- Protect
- Heal Bell
- Hyper Voice

Gonorrhea (Heatran) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Quiet Nature
- Lava Plume
- Protect
- Roar
- Stealth Rock