Alexander Nicholi

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Age 25
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Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
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13.5 Years
How would you handle being a monarch?
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Ice

Seen October 16th, 2022
Posted February 3rd, 2020
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8.8 Years
I'd try to better the country, write a psyduck you note to ISIS, fail at bettering the country because my education is not suited for being a monarch, and just become the countries mascot and let ministers do everything. I'd be a fun king though, I'd release hiphop albums.
Chances are I'd be the victim of regicide. My temperament isn't really suited to rule. I probably wouldn't plunge the country into war, though. At least not deliberately.

You know what they say about the road to Hell being paved with good intentions? That'd be my rule as a monarch. I'd start off to cheers and accolades, but after a month or two I'd be seeing assassins in every shadow. I'd make some things better, but in ignorance - or through unpopular opinion - I'd make things a lot worse.

But I'm only human, and if you don't use power then you might as well not have it. I'd use it and deal with the consequences. I might be remembered unfavourably, but I'd be damned if I was going to be remembered as someone who did nothing.

...at the very least, I'd do a better job than our current government. Our Universities would be cheaper, our prisons wouldn't be quite so occupied, our disabled and elderly would be better provided for, and our wildlife would be better preserved. Amongst other things.
Age 33
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South. :p
Seen January 20th, 2023
Posted September 16th, 2020
138 posts
8.3 Years
Me with substantial power?
Lul, I wouldn't handle that too well. I've imagined myself with authority for a very long time and there isn't an ounce of leniency in my body, I wouldn't have anything to rule over because everyone would be simultaneously eradicated.
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...For the record, I have no idea what the psyduck that title is. It made my brain explode.

Anyway, I would also try to make the country better for everyone. I don't know if I'd really make a very good leader though. I'm not much of a leader at the moment, since I more or less keep to myself all of the time. It'd be hard for me, you know? I mean, I guess I could be like Loki and just take over the world. \o/

Ice

Seen October 16th, 2022
Posted February 3rd, 2020
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8.8 Years
...For the record, I have no idea what the **** that title is. It made my brain explode.

Anyway, I would also try to make the country better for everyone. I don't know if I'd really make a very good leader though. I'm not much of a leader at the moment, since I more or less keep to myself all of the time. It'd be hard for me, you know? I mean, I guess I could be like Loki and just take over the world. \o/
Apperantly it can be done. Elsa didn't leave her castle for like 18 years or something.

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Age 32
Male
Australia
Seen October 17th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2017
8,958 posts
12.3 Years
I don't know if anybody has seen the trailer for that new series starting soon called The Royals starring Elizabeth Hurley, but I think I'd handle it pretty much the exact same way her son does.

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Age 27
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Australia
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I think I'd certainly make an effort to better my country, changing things in an effort to improve the environment and to fix all the stupid little problems our governments never seem capable of dealing with. Honestly though, after a while I'd probably get jack of the tireless work and responsibility of millions of my shoulders and abdicate... after decreeing that "thou who art my successor shall not psyduck up my fixes".
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Lootin' Your Poké's
Seen December 4th, 2016
Posted December 4th, 2016
1,250 posts
9.7 Years
How would you handle being a monarch?
Hahaha! What foolishness is this? Well, mine subjects are perfectly content to wallow in their splendor! Wine flows through my streets, gold is of no concern, and foods are bountiful. Mine castle is built upon the brow of artisans who care nothing of their woes, for they are rewarded handsomely with comely wenches and sacks of coin! For every woman, two men! For every man, two women! Eat, drink, and be merry! For when the time comes to defend my kingdom, you shall show no mercy to those who seek to burn our fields, take your wives and your husbands to the after! Warriors are plenty, weaklings few, and we hold technological advantages above others that wish to dominate us. We do the dominating my friend. Mine armies vast, if need be. Mine servants loyal and spiteful of deceit! Come! We have much to discuss of the ways of the world, but first a toast to how we will. . . hm? What?

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Sunnyshore City
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted August 2nd, 2019
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13.8 Years
I'd be charismatic enough to try to actually lead the people and preside over a prosperous country, but I'd also be cunning and perceptive enough to deal with external and internal threats against my throne. You need to be a good human being but a better politician. ;D

Alexander Nicholi

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Age 25
Male
Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
I would work a lot like the shogun of feudal Japan, residing over my country with an iron fist with severe penalties for deviation... at least at the surface. I would enjoy more than anything as a shogun to show compassion and understanding to cases I deem worthy, to people who did no wrong, but still be cold as ice to those who knew well beforehand of their actions.

Deference and respect for authority has extraordinary powers when the person in charge is intelligent and wise. There is so much you can do when people don't question, and unfortunately with that it is so more often for the worse when you have someone who isn't compassionate or intelligent in charge. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest is all you see at the heads of state in this day and age, sad to say.
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Age 29
Seen November 5th, 2017
Posted November 5th, 2017
3,499 posts
14.9 Years
Organise the basis of a truly democratic government with fair representation. Allow those who are aiming for a fair society to have the voice that they need and establish a government that serves the people and not corporations. Then I abdicate.
Say hello to Hitler 2.0 :)
I don't think Hitler liked your country very much so you might want to re-consider.

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Seen November 16th, 2016
Posted November 16th, 2016
2,239 posts
9.6 Years
first rule as monarch: i require a taco bell to be built somewhere in my unnecessarily large castle.
second rule of monarch: i also require a fresh batch of memes every single day in order to replenish my lordness.

that is all. my loyal subjects may return to their laptops.

the chillest monarch in the land.

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Her

Age 29
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i'd definitely start with noble intentions but i'd either crack and abdicate or crack and become queen mary within a year

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Age 27
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Indiana
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Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
Sell my country to another country, gtfo before a mob forms and go live on a remote island. I don't need that stress in my life.

Or I could be a nice guy, raise an army, and start a takeover of all the dicks around me. But stop once I start getting threats. Gotta think about my people.