You create the apocalypse

Started by Drifloon March 17th, 2015 12:22 PM
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Sylphiel

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I feel like being a bit more traditional.

Volcanoes. Volcanoes everywhere. What's that you want sunlight NO MORE SUNLIGHT FOR YOU EVER.

Alexander Nicholi

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Everyone on Earth is made a sociopath and the world turns into an eye-for-an-eye chaos where no one gives a psyduck

the psychopaths are the ignition and the sociopaths are the fuel, basically. and it all burns.
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This is amazing, but it's too nice. If I were to die from just eating a billion burritos I'd die in absolute bliss. Try to make it meaner! haha
How to mean

let's see.. hmm. I guess the most exciting mean one would be a zombie apocalypse! Though that is generic and boring :( I guess the worst one would be Game Freak announcing that they are cancelling Pokemon and the entire world dies of sadness. That is one world ending I wouldn't want to experience :X

Nah

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I suppose what I'd do is obtain the power of a god of destruction, and then go on a genocidal rampage and kill a mukload of people while rounding up a half-insane posse and taking a few hostages. One of them will be called Prism Beige. Then I'll go single-handedly take over a country and create an brutal, bloodthirsty regime which I shall call the BFF Empire, and enslave everyone for a while. But when I get bored with that I'll go kill everyone else but be a sadistic little psyducker about it. Ya know, get everyone's hopes up that maybe they can and stop me and prevent the extinction of humanity, but then crush their hopes and dreams (and their bodies) with my overwhelming power.

And then if some sort of deity shows up I'll kill 'em too.

No more toilet paper. Ever.
....damn you are evil
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Can it be radioactive pink space kittens instead? I feel that fits better with the vibe of the internet.
Sure, why not. Longcat can even lead them on their crusade to wipe out all life. Seems like the sort of thing it'd do...

no more laws and everything is free
With the internet, we're already halfway to that point...

Megan

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Oh, so many options, I don't even know where to start...

- Crash some planes into some buildings and watch how humankind kills itself in a WW3 (yay for modern warfare targeting innocent civilians with mass destruction weapons)
- ride a giant meteorite to Earth, while laughing like a maniac
- shut off all computers
- burn almost all the oil and watch how humankind kills itself while fighting for the last bit of it
- burn the rainforests

I think we can summarize it with "watch the world burn", pretty much.
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gimmepie

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I'm assuming I'm not a person on Earth in this scenario. Ceasing all fusion in the sun until it stops producing light and heat sounds like it could be fun.
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I make all of mankind's modern, globalized conveniences like cars, computers, phones, etc., turn on humanity and destroy us all in a storm of poetic justice.
-all pc members casually scrolling around pc
-all pc members electrocuted by computer
-the end

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A strange disease kills 100% of women on Earth.

Sits back and watches the chaos of a men-only world ensue.

Candy

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Er... ban people from eating or drinking anything that contains Dihydrogen monoxide? Everyone will die in 24-48 hours this way.

This is amazing, but it's too nice. If I were to die from just eating a billion burritos I'd die in absolute bliss. Try to make it meaner! haha
If I were stuffed a billion of anything, even if it's my favorite food I'll start to get sick of it after eating 10 or 20 servings, start to hate it after my 100th, and eventually die hating my own favorite food. I'd say it's mean enough lol.
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This thread brings out the best worst out of some of us

Eh, I don't know. I'd probably get a giant blast of wind that just, em

blows everyone's minds
blows everyone away
knocks the wind out of everyone

kills everyone. Yeah.
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Entermaid

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I actually conversated with Rick Perry earlier this year, and he forecast the following events:

2015: Pope Francis reveals himself to be gay and marries President Obama.
2016: Obama reveals himself to be the anti-christ during Hillary Clinton's inauguration. Then he resumes the presidency after swallowing her whole. He then enacts a policy of which only allows gays to marry or engage in sexual acts.
2017: The Great Rapture will save only the few exceptionally pure human souls including Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Mel Gibson, Tim Tebow, every little white girl that hasn't reached puberty and has not taken a HPV vaccine, and the state of Texas (minus Austin).
2018: With the death of traditional marriage, no procreation. We all dead. The end.
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