You may call me the Office Plant.

Started by Klippy March 18th, 2015 1:19 AM
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moon

they/them
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
37,443 posts
15.5 Years
*subtly pours the remains of her cold coffee into office plant*
paired with Ivysaur

moon

they/them
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
37,443 posts
15.5 Years
The seeds of revenge are watered with coffee and urine.


What have we done.
paired with Ivysaur

Foxrally

ya boi
a Torterra's back
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
2,784 posts
10.1 Years
*uses chemistry knowledge to make plant-metamorphosis potion*
Ex-mod of RPT - Pairs: Gligar & gimmepie
Friend Code
SW-5146-5893-7210
I make memes and other carcinogens

Salzorrah

grassium Z

Age 25
Female
Floaroma Town, Sinnoh
Seen May 14th, 2022
Posted May 5th, 2022
6,376 posts
12.4 Years
Klippy is a creeper confirmed! :OOO
Flying the flag for Ireland in the 2021 PokéCommunity Eurovision Event!


Eurovision Event 2021

Sylphiel

Between your fantasy and my reality
Seen March 28th, 2023
Posted January 9th, 2023
13,114 posts
18.5 Years
Ew. This pepsi tastes a little old.

/pours into plant

There. Just the thing to calm down feisty nippy plants.

Candy

Age 26
Female
In OJ Land
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted August 22nd, 2020
3,813 posts
14.3 Years
Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<
_
Zhuang Zi
Crash Fever

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 31
Male
Disneyland
Seen December 4th, 2022
Posted February 19th, 2022
16,371 posts
17.4 Years
I have no idea what's going on and it is truly fantastic lol
I think I'm more lost than Andy :( Is this an inside joke or something :o
Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<
For all those lost and confused...

Sylphiel

Between your fantasy and my reality
Seen March 28th, 2023
Posted January 9th, 2023
13,114 posts
18.5 Years
I'm sorry I'll make sure I keep the clippers out of his reach next time.

Candy

Age 26
Female
In OJ Land
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted August 22nd, 2020
3,813 posts
14.3 Years
For all those lost and confused...
I wasn't lost, I just missed the chance to grab a screenshot since I was on mobile haha :P

Still, you didn't even have a chance to blossom. And I didn't get a chance to feed you with Dihydrogen monoxide.
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Zhuang Zi
Crash Fever

Universe

all-consuming

Seen November 16th, 2016
Posted November 16th, 2016
2,239 posts
9.6 Years
Personally, I hope it taste like regret. Because... Well, office plant. Someone failed to reach for the stars.
what if it tastes like broken dreams and sap. that would just suck, i'd have to get a refund. :(

Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?

" Catchphrase! "

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 31
Male
Disneyland
Seen December 4th, 2022
Posted February 19th, 2022
16,371 posts
17.4 Years
Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?
Telling you would spoil it for anyone that wanted to try. We can't have that. :P

...srsly, I'm smoking this.