Congratulations! You are now old!

Started by Alexander Nicholi March 18th, 2015 10:49 AM
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Alexander Nicholi

work hard, play hard

Age 25
Male
Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
Describe yourself, in your inevitable ancient state. How will you be different?
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
( don’t stop the groovin’ )

Sonata

Don't let me disappear

Age 27
Male
Indiana
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
Rotting 6 feet under because I don't plan to live until I'm an old fart. I presume there will be a moderate lack of skin.

Alexander Nicholi

work hard, play hard

Age 25
Male
Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
I think in my old age I'll have everything I want in myself now and I'll be doing and getting all the things I tried for in my youth... and then some.

I'll be a really happy and revered old man. I'll talk really slow and say really wise things, and help out those with potential for great things when they're having a tough time. I'll look to keeping those around me in high spirits and kind of just be tucked away until someone needs me. c:
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
( don’t stop the groovin’ )

Ice

Seen October 16th, 2022
Posted February 3rd, 2020
3,448 posts
8.8 Years
When I get retired at 67, I'm just going to go crazy. I have talked about this a lot with friends and family, and I really like to be the local madman when I get old. I'll dye my hair pink and record rap-albums. I don't plan on becoming that old though, so if this happens, I hope I'll die at 70. Or whatever age your android body can't be updated anymore.

Foxrally

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10.1 Years
You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain so I guess I'll like this:

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Sylphiel

Between your fantasy and my reality
Seen March 28th, 2023
Posted January 9th, 2023
13,114 posts
18.5 Years
I can't see myself being too much different.

Maybe a little crankier.

And getting around will hurt a bit more. But that's about it.
Female
London
Seen July 9th, 2016
Posted July 7th, 2016
115 posts
8.2 Years
Life will be awesome at 60 - I'll either be travelling the world on the run from various government agencies or at home teaching my grandkids how to be as amazing as me.

I'm actually really looking forward to growing old, it's weird. I'm still going to be as vulgar and immature as I am now, I don't think that I'll let life change me into some boring old witchlady. If it does, I'd just hate being old and die in an avalanche or something.
"I sought a soul that might resemble mine, and I could not find it." - Comte de Lautréamont

Alexander Nicholi

work hard, play hard

Age 25
Male
Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
I will hopefully still be writing, and a lot better at it, so maybe being a professional writer? It depends if I ever get published, but I can dream, right?
you can even rival the steven kean
take on the frontier my lord

be a j. k. rolling, write a hairy potty :)))
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
( don’t stop the groovin’ )

Skip Class

previously zappyspiker, but rainbow keeps trying to get me to skip class

Age 28
Female
New Zealand
Seen July 7th, 2021
Posted July 24th, 2020
4,713 posts
14.8 Years
Still constantly tired and sleep, not gaining back the hours of sleep I should be trying to get - or maybe I'll be sleeping all the time in my old age to get back 50+ years of a lack of sleep.


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starseed galaxy auticorn

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Age 34
she/he/they
the land of magical unicorns
Seen 1 Day Ago
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6,648 posts
18.9 Years
I'm not sure what I'd look like... but I do know I want to be that old person that shouts at clouds and yells at the kids to get off their lawn. XD
Age 33
Male
South. :p
Seen January 20th, 2023
Posted September 16th, 2020
138 posts
8.3 Years
I'm super ready to be really old. I hate being young because there's too many expectations of ourselves when we are young.
I'm ready to get this phase out of the way.

Plus, I can have an excuse to be lazy by then. =D
Sinking in this water world destitute,
How low do I go?

Chikara

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Age 31
Female
Missouri, why? ◉◡◉
Seen April 11th, 2021
Posted March 27th, 2021
8,284 posts
18.6 Years
I can see myself being that old lady that cracks bad jokes, and says hello to everyone. My boyfriend and I have already decided that we're going to act more senile than we actually are in public, just so see what people do. Lots of "huh, whaaaat talk louder"s and "hurry up, woman, god damn it"s. Because muk, what else is there to do when you're older, other than annoy the next generation in the best of ways. I guess you could play shuffleboard.

Working in retail does strange things to you.

Shining Raichu

Expect me like you expect Jesus.

Age 32
Male
Australia
Seen October 17th, 2020
Posted December 21st, 2017
8,958 posts
12.3 Years
I'll be very similar to how I am now, give or take a few months. I've made a deal with Big Red downstairs that I'll stop aging at 25, and I'm almost there!

As far as accomplishments, I will have them all.
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Raine

Age 29
Female
Ontario, Canada
Seen December 16th, 2017
Posted October 5th, 2017
3,722 posts
9.3 Years
I'm going to go around whacking the shins of disrespectful young whippersnappers with my walking stick. Because really, what else do we live to old age for?
That sounds like the grandest kind of fun, ever. Even when I was young, during Halloween, I remember asking my mom whether I could chuck candy at kids rather than wait for them to trudge up the steps and to the front door. Pleasantly surprised that she agreed that year.

I probably won't have the energy to do anything, not even babysit the grandkids. Will literally be the laziest old person ever. Not because I can't do anything, more so because I don't want to. I'm already halfway there with my hermit lifestyle.