Gee, you sure are corny!

Started by Alexander Nicholi March 23rd, 2015 5:43 AM
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Alexander Nicholi

work hard, play hard

Age 25
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Research Triangle / Jakarta
Seen February 15th, 2023
Posted March 5th, 2021
5,498 posts
13.5 Years
I might even plop an ear in your lap, husk and all.

What's the corniest thing you've ever heard? Does it make you laugh, or does it annoy you even? Where is it from? Share its origins with us, we'd like to know. I mean why else are we here but to read, right?
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
the beat goes on (ノ^o^;)ノ
ヽ(;^o^ヽ) the beat goes on
( don’t stop the groovin’ )

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
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the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
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9.5 Years
Goddamn this thread is right up my alley.

I am the self-proclaimed KING of corny, cheesy, and just plain bad jokes. (puns and pickup lines are my favorites)
Spoiler:
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

Boy ants float, girl ants don't. (Read it over a couple times, you'll get it soon enough)

"Feel my shirt"
~le cute girl feels shirt~
"You know what that's made of?"
"cotton?"
"no, boyfriend material."

And of course, the instant classic.
"what do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
"shut up"
Seen January 1st, 2023
Posted March 23rd, 2022
3,316 posts
9.2 Years
OH MY GOD

one of my ex's was so corny it was painful for me. He would comment on my insta pics or message me on twitter (SO EVERYONE CAN SEE) the corniest lines and I would cringe so hard sometimes I would ignore them. Eventually I had to tell him he was just too corny and needed to hold back a bit and he proceeded to do so by tweeting at me the emojis of corn and tractors. Needless to say I broke up with him eventually.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
OH MY GOD

one of my ex's was so corny it was painful for me. He would comment on my insta pics or message me on twitter (SO EVERYONE CAN SEE) the corniest lines and I would cringe so hard sometimes I would ignore them. Eventually I had to tell him he was just too corny and needed to hold back a bit and he proceeded to do so by tweeting at me the emojis of corn and tractors. Needless to say I broke up with him eventually.
I was going to ask if you married him until I read again about the ex part.

Hubby material imo.

Percy

Male
Asia
Seen December 24th, 2021
Posted June 19th, 2021
3,045 posts
8.7 Years
There are so many corny jokes on Facebook and 9GAG. But, my cousin just showed me this today.

Spoiler:

i don't want to have a signature