Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
D.

I used to be hung up on those shrooms. Real horrible things... Could make you eat your own fingers thinking that they were slowpoke tails dipped in honey-slime...

Meadowy

Crossing Thoughts

In a Meadow
Seen May 18th, 2021
Posted December 8th, 2016
144 posts
7.7 Years
Omg what should we do? ;_;

I'm gonna go with B - hug the fishing rod!

I wonder what would happen if you decided to have the different timelines intersect around chapter 75 except it would probably destroy the world, having more than one version of some Pokémon (or even having ones that are alive when they should be dead).
This sounds pretty interesting!

So yeah, this is the actual chapter I planned to put up on April Fools Day. As you may notice it was slighly more subtle than Revise's that ninja. >:(
Counting his, this and a serious story there will actually be three story lines, which I still haven't figured out how to deal with entirely. I'm open for suggestions there. Either way, enjoy!
-Lycan
Ahahaha, whoops... My bad. ;_; Please don't ban me! xD

I can think of many potential directions we can take this story, but if we want to keep things clean and simple, then the best way is probably to wrap up both of our April Fools' chapters with a follow-up epilogue or something like that. xD

(And optionally, you could have one extra chapter before each of those epilogues if you want to prolong the suffering.)

"Clustering bonds will illuminate a new miracle...
Become the path that lights the way!"


also known as Revise Librarian

Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 26
any
Clan of Fools, Waterdeep
Seen December 14th, 2022
Posted December 14th, 2022
11,033 posts
9.3 Years
This is going to lead to some strange things, isn't it?
I wonder what would happen if you decided to have the different timelines intersect around chapter 75 except it would probably destroy the world, having more than one version of some Pokémon (or even having ones that are alive when they should be dead).

Messing around with the time - space continuum induces headaches.
Seeing as one of the time lines is quite literally being destroyed already, this shouldn't be too hard. Or maybe that actually makes it harder? Hmm...

Y'know, it's kinda funny how it went from "saving our trainer" to "let's learn to dominate the world by eating shrooms!"
Ever heard of the word "sidequest"? ;)
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Meadow

Clustering Wishes

Road to Tomorrow
Seen June 10th, 2021
Posted May 15th, 2021
10,718 posts
15.8 Years
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omg I just saw what you did to my edit and I can't stop laughing XD


"Anyone can connect with anyone, just as anything can connect with anything. That's all there is to life—an endless series of connections. Even when there's no solution, people grow stronger to keep searching for connections."

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ジュナイパー

シャドーアローズ トライク!

Age 21
Male
Village Bridge, Unova
Seen August 3rd, 2017
Posted February 20th, 2017
1,623 posts
7.6 Years
Wow. It's like the Battle of the Moderators up in here.
Try Out My Challenge! If You Dare...
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Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 26
any
Clan of Fools, Waterdeep
Seen December 14th, 2022
Posted December 14th, 2022
11,033 posts
9.3 Years
omg I just saw what you did to my edit and I can't stop laughing XD

Pff... you can be thankful I didn't remove it entirely. :P

So uhm... how about I drag you to the Underground now? Totally not because I want to edit your posts nope.
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Meadow

Clustering Wishes

Road to Tomorrow
Seen June 10th, 2021
Posted May 15th, 2021
10,718 posts
15.8 Years
Pff... you can be thankful I didn't remove it entirely. :P

So uhm... how about I drag you to the Underground now? Totally not because I want to edit your posts nope.
Fair enough, fair enough. :p

And I think I'd feel much safer and lazier staying in just Trivia for now, hehe. I've never really ventured too far out of here yet. XD And oh my, I would totally be at your mercy, lol.

"Anyone can connect with anyone, just as anything can connect with anything. That's all there is to life—an endless series of connections. Even when there's no solution, people grow stronger to keep searching for connections."

PMD ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

DyingWillFlareon

Burning Candle

Age 24
She/Her
Under a bucket (still)
Seen March 11th, 2021
Posted March 10th, 2021
4,308 posts
8.5 Years
D, Im terrified of drowning but what's killing yourself with poison gunna do? :'D plus everyone else is picking d idk what to do :'D
POKECOMMUNITY'S DREAM WORLDDYINGWILLFLAREON

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Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 26
any
Clan of Fools, Waterdeep
Seen December 14th, 2022
Posted December 14th, 2022
11,033 posts
9.3 Years
I know April Fools day has passed for quite some time, but there are still noticeable traces (actually one giant mess with three story lines) from said day where user Meadow and myself sort of have abolished this thread. Right, so for minimized chaos I decided to continue everything in one post here I hope that makes it (somewhat) follow-able.
I must warn you... making wrong decisions in one of the dimensions might even influence stuff in the other two. (Oh, did I say something about minimizing chaos? Well, forget about that. :P)


-Sequel to this post, "canon" story line-

Pokémon
Scrambles (♂)
Status: good
Tackle, Sleep Powder, Psybeam, Leech Life

Squirty (♀)
Status: drugged
Psybeam, Bubble Beam, Signal Beam, Aurora Beam

Wynia (♀)
Status: badly poisoned
Tackle, Supersonic, Screech, Fly

Jingles (♀)
Status: good
Mirror Shot, Foul Play, Spikes, Draining Kiss

Puddles (♂)
Status: badly poisoned
Bubble, Mist, Tickle, Synthesis


Inventory
₽220

Basic currency, widely accepted throughout the Pokémon world.
Pokéball (×3)

A device for catching wild Pokémon.
Potion (×2)

A spray-type medicine for treating wounds.
Map

A convenient map of the Raoga region.
Fishing rod

Allows fishing in bodies of water, but its uses aren't limited to that.
Flashlight

A simple flashlight used to lighten dark places.
Bucket

A wooden bucket.
Unknown herb

A herb you picked in the corn fields near Greenseed Town.
Ancient scroll

A scroll found in Team Zeta's helicopter. It's written in an unknown language.


Deaths: 0
What do you want to give a closer look?
A: The Adventures of Shuckle Berry-Fin by Mark Train 1 vote
B: World Domination for Dummies by D. Evil 4 votes
C: A pile of ancient looking scrolls, which seem to be written on in strange runes. 3 votes
D: A small notebook laying on the table. 3 votes

57A. Can't even read a book here

Location: Team Zeta Headquarters - Secret library

Your Pokémon team decides to take a read in World Domination for Dummies. (I wonder how they even became literate.)

"World domination is something many and many people have tried to achieve and has a history that goes back to the ancient times. People often underestimate this basic process behind this principle, simply walking into the government building, pointing a fishing rod at them and ask to hand over all power isn't always going to work. The key here is showing you actually mean[i] it. In this book we'll talk about -"

"Have you found anything interesting in my master's little library, younglings?" a voice said from behind.

When they turn around, the Pokémon see a Noctowl staring at them with a creepy gaze.

What do you say?
A: "Hi! How are you today?"
B: "What are you guys up to?"
C: "Can you summarize this book in a few sentences?"
D: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swellow?"
The next chapter can be expected... I don't know. Not too long hopefully.



-Sequel to Revise's hijack grmblbmbl...-

Pokémon
Scrambles (♂)
Status: good
Tackle, Sleep Powder, Psybeam, Leech Life

Squirty (♀)
Status: drugged
Psybeam, Bubble Beam, Signal Beam, Aurora Beam

Wynia (♀)
Status: badly poisoned
Tackle, Supersonic, Screech, Fly

Jingles (♀)
Status: good
Mirror Shot, Foul Play, Spikes, Draining Kiss

Puddles (♂)
Status: badly poisoned
Bubble, Mist, Tickle, Synthesis


Inventory
₽220

Basic currency, widely accepted throughout the Pokémon world.
Pokéball (×3)

A device for catching wild Pokémon.
Potion (×2)

A spray-type medicine for treating wounds.
Map

A convenient map of the Raoga region.
Fishing rod

Allows fishing in bodies of water, but its uses aren't limited to that.
Flashlight

A simple flashlight used to lighten dark places.
Bucket

A wooden bucket.
Unknown herb

A herb you picked in the corn fields near Greenseed Town.
Ancient scroll

A scroll found in Team Zeta's helicopter. It's written in an unknown language.


Deaths: 0
Quick! What should you do?!
A: LET'S DANCE WITH THOSE WEIRDOS! 1 vote
B: Attempt to grab one of their "KFC" boxes. 5 votes
C: Act tough and "claim" to be KFC dictators. 0 votes
D: ...There's an open box of ice cream nearby! Hurry and eat some! 2 votes

57B. Becoming a KFC Dictator!

Location: Team Zeta Headquarters - Secret library

Jingles looked into the KFC box the nearest to her, but it was empty. On inspection of the other boxes, every but one of the boxes only contained air. This exceptional box held one million Pokédollars! (That's what she guessed at least, she couldn't count it in one glance.) And if that weren't enough, the box also contained the last will of the late Pachirisu who owned the company.

"I asked my minions to post this note to a randomly generated address. If they haven't, tell them to stop dancing and get back to work!
Either way, the lucky holder note is the rightful owner of my KFC company. Enjoy!"


Wow, that's a sudden plot change. What do you do?
Q: One million Pokédollar? BUY A BIKE OF COURSE!
X: Buy a life time supply week time supply of Casteliacones for all the money.
Z: Repair the taxi and get outta here.
K: Invest the money in the company to get MORE MONEY OUT OF IT!
The next chapter can be expected... well, probably at the same time as the above chapter.




Pokémon
None


Inventory
Empty


Deaths: 0
There's one last thing you can do, what will you do?
A: Drink as much purple liquid and see if the poison can beat drowning. 1 vote
B: Hug your fishing rod. 4 vote
C: Eat all the ice cream! Oh wait, there's none left. 0 votes
D: This can't be happening, right? This must be because of the shrooms! 6 votes

57C. As if hit by Wake-Up Slap

Location: Underwater, sort of

You know, you're right. This isn't actually happening. In fact you were just asleep, dreaming about the Pokémon adventure you were planning to start. Maybe you should reconsider your life choices.

Or do you?

Oh right, you were about to become a Pokémon trainer without Pokémon, how's that?
E: Meh. Why even care about Pokémon? You can handle stuff yourself.
F: Let's get back in and beg Dad to give some Pokémon.
G: There must be a lot of wild Pokémon outside, let's take a look.
H: There's a lot of junk in the shed, maybe there are some useful items there.
I: Nah, better get back asleep. This was clearly a forewarn.
Woo! And that's three chapters at once. I'm killing myself here.
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ジュナイパー

シャドーアローズ トライク!

Age 21
Male
Village Bridge, Unova
Seen August 3rd, 2017
Posted February 20th, 2017
1,623 posts
7.6 Years
Wow. Just wow. Gosh I love 57C. So I'm going with... D, Q (Who cares if they can't ride it? Money exists to waste, right?), and I!
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Who's Kiyo?

puking rainbows

Age 27
Male
Olivine City
Seen July 21st, 2022
Posted September 6th, 2018
3,228 posts
12 Years

I'd like a Dr. Pepper,

a Quarter-pounder with cheese

and a side of Hashbrowns, please. <3

hugh holland in "cracks: a sinnoh story"
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Underground
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Roleplay Theatre
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Credits

Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
D, X, I

w o w
o
w
Age 20
In that direction!
Seen March 23rd, 2021
Posted October 4th, 2016
340 posts
7.2 Years
I chose E: tl;dr for the canon storyline!

My choices, in order, are:
D, because it's random,
X, because the ice cream is too powerful to resist,
and 4- I mean H, because we need to do exactly what we did originally so that we can generate even more timelines from our failures!
Honestly though, E should be an option for the 57A; after all, who knows if the Pokémon actually read the book or not?
Remembered my password at last.

FireSnow

Show me that Fighting Spirit

Age 27
Male
Ambrette Town, Kalos
Seen August 20th, 2021
Posted October 3rd, 2020
2,644 posts
7.7 Years
57A: D I always appreciate references
57B: X Something just doesn't feel right about not choosing the ice cream choice thus I must do what I can to make sure ice cream is involved
57C: F I always appreciate a little groveling

Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 26
any
Clan of Fools, Waterdeep
Seen December 14th, 2022
Posted December 14th, 2022
11,033 posts
9.3 Years
Wow. Just wow. Gosh I love 57C.
Actually I was just being lazy and copied the start of the story. But glad you like it! ^-^

College > Silly Pokemon Journey
What are you even doing on a Pokémon forum?
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