Spoil the ending of a game without any context

Started by Sydian October 17th, 2015 11:57 AM
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Sydian

fake your death.

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I saw this post on Tumblr and the responses are hilarious so I thought I'd bring it here. The original post was spoil your favorite game, but you don't have to limit yourself to that here and you can spoil whatever you want. If you think that yours is too obvious and don't want to actually spoil it for anyone though, go ahead and wrap spoiler tags on it. If you wanna spoil, say, Ocarina of Time or something more obscure, I'd say you're safe.

I didn't make this one, but it was so accurate and I will hide it lol...
Spoiler:
A girl eats a tomato with her old ass cat and breaks my heart.


And then here are some more:
- A kid opens a big ass door.
- Everything is black and you become an "end" sign.
- A raccoon hitches a ride on a blimp to head for Egypt.
- You don't get **** for cleaning an island.

If you guys want to take guesses at each other's posts, that could be fun too, but I won't make it a requirement since that might be difficult in some cases. Feel free to guess mine if you want!
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You find your foe, which was that which an old hag stripped of you millennia ago and depending on your choices, you can either:

a) Resurrect one of your allies and kill him
b) Try to resurrect one ally, find out he's faking death, so resurrect another ally, now you got two allies helping you fight him
c) Fight him alone and all your allies stay dead
d) Kill yourself with a special blade made from your blood, which kills him too (and all your friends stay dead)
e) Believe yourself and your foe out of existence (no, I'm not kidding). All your friends stay dead.
f) Fuse with him to become omnipotent for a short while, resurrect all your friends, say goodbye, then await the death you've dodged for millennia.
Just going to toss some out at random:

- 1,317 years later, an old man and his daughter finally reunite.
- Real life sucks, so the game continues.
- The pious holy man becomes the thing he hates the most.
- A guy dumps his girlfriend to go swimming.
- She finally smiles and it tears a hole in space-time.
- A guy tricks himself into tricking himself so he can trick himself into going on to trick himself.
- It turns out that he really didn't like that old woman's food after all.
- The wizard in glasses did it.
- She finally looked in the mirror.

Sydian

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- The smol cute character in the game becomes the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
- An otter opens a bar and a guy almost gets to kiss his lady friend. Almost.
- A child trumps five grown adults at monster wielding.
- You become president of a corporation and meet the future mother of your child and cry. Like irl you cry too.
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Nah

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Hey I think I actually know what some of these are. These ones anyway:

- A kid opens a big ass door.
- You don't get **** for cleaning an island.
- The smol cute character in the game becomes the ugliest thing you've ever seen.
- A child trumps five grown adults at monster wielding.
You beat one of the most respected gods in the world, who is now nothing more than a flicker of his former self and once you beat him, you can either reignite the spark that ushered in the age or let it die and have things be swallowed up by a black void. If you choose the later, you get your own snake servants.
For a couple from myself:

-You have to choose between sealing it away for a 1000 years or sacrificing yourself to kill it forever....except the 2nd option's the only one worth doing cuz you don't actually die anyway.

-Stop the only guy with a plan for saving the universe from its fated destruction, then hope that the time a few of the characters buy for you is enough to come up with a plan B. You don't get to know if works out in the end or not though.
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Sydian

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Hey I think I actually know what some of these are. These ones anyway:
well you can't tell me that then not say what you think they are >:<
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Nah

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well you can't tell me that then not say what you think they are >:<
oh yeah I forgot that part woops

in order:
Spoiler:

1) Kingdom Hearts
2) Super Mario Sunshine
3) Bravely Default
4) basically every Pokemon game
5) Dark Souls


Also got another one:

-We interrupt your video game biography of an epic man's life for
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."

Sydian

fake your death.

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oh yeah I forgot that part woops

in order:
Spoiler:

1) Kingdom Hearts Jak and Daxter
2) Super Mario Sunshine
3) Bravely Default
4) basically every Pokemon game
5) Dark Souls
Very nice. ;) Only one wrong out of my four, haha. Fixed it in the spoiler for you. :>
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Juno

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You shoot the woman trying to save the world in the face and steal the cure for mankind

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1. After killing a goddess. Instead of being revered as a deity-killer, MC decides to be a legendary hobo. Possibly taking along a furry or a half-furry in his hobo journey.

2. Your crush decides to give you a kiss and little did you know, he slipped a drug into your mouth. Now you're knocked out.

3. Party member reveals himself to be a villain in front of the MC. They quarrel with a couple of whiny flashbacks, then they fight in giant robots. MC loses and is forced to withdraw as his friends cover his retreat, possibly being the last time he'll ever see them.

4. Everything you and your son fought for was in vain, as the nation you were "liberating" or "revolutionizing", didn't change as it's the still the same hundred years later. Some rebellion, right?

Austin

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The two hostages you just saved die and everything you've worked for the past three years is blown up.
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