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I can’t do money puns. It just doesn’t make any cents.

Male
with an axe
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Posted 4 Weeks Ago
12,445 posts
7.8 Years
Self explanatory, if you were the above poster for a day, what would you do?

Please don't do things like 'I would go rob a bank' or say stuff not related to the above poster. There was a thread like this on my old forum and people kept doing it to the point it wasn't funny anymore. And also don't do stuff that can be said about anyone, like 'I will do all sorts of stuff that I would do if I was a guy'. Because that could be said to ANY male forumer.

So have fun!
I… might put something interesting here eventually.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would step on a rake in the dankest of fashions so that said rake stands up on its own and avoids slamming into my face.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would cover the Sanctuare thread in pictures of Bidoof eating chicken fingers, for Bidoof is a superior pokemon and chicken fingers are a superior entrée

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would change my name to Hopeless Bidoof.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would continue to be the greatest user on this forum ;)

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would replace all the chickens on my farm with bidoofs.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would change my avatar to Bidoof and add the suffix 'doof' to each character in Touhou for my next lemon Touhou fanfiction

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would regain my former identity as "BidoofFTW" and continue kicking butt and taking names.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
I would murder the entire Audino population to assert my doofminance.

Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
I would look at the stars, realizing how the moment I see their light, they have died, and thus feel absolutely hopeless.

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would build my frozen castle, and sit inside drinking frozen tea.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would give old people a diet of nothing but chicken

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would buy a map so I didn't have to be so lost all the time.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
I would be the pet of Christian Grey.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would change my name to Bidoofiophage

Winter

KAMISATO ART: SOUMETSU

Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.2 Years
I would delete "Battle for Gotham" game thread.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would stop reading Homestuck and realize the superiority of Homedoof

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 26
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen June 14th, 2020
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
9 Years
I would read Homedoof all day long.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 23
Male
the States
Seen April 4th, 2021
Posted October 16th, 2019
3,547 posts
9.5 Years
I would write Homedoof fanfiction that would win awards for its wonderful plot and beautiful writing