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KorpiklaaniVodka

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Age 24
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Seen September 26th, 2016
Posted September 26th, 2016
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9.9 Years
We all know "cool" Pokemon like Serperior, Samurott, Haxorus, Darmanitan, Bisharp and Lilligant are for 6-year olds, right? Well, how about those Pokemon ONLY MANLY MEN USE, because no one respects them due their "mukty design". LMAOOOO

Druddigon: 120 base attack stat is enough to crush your pathetic Pokemon's bones until they like it. You wanna switch in a Fairy? Gunk Shot says otherwise. You think it's slow? Sucker Punch and its decent bulk might make you think twice. Steels can save you? This homie gets Superpower and Earthquake. Oh, and even Flamethrower, to make use of its 60 Special Attack with Sheer Force.

Conkeldurr: You hate its nose? You'll probably hate its STAB Superpower even more, that thing can OHKO your Alakazam. Speaking of psychic-types, most of them can't OHKO it anyway due to its phenomenal bulk and get trashed by Knock Off or Payback. BUT IT'S SLOW!!! lol no mach punch

Klinklang: these gears suck lo- WAIT WHAT SHIFT GEAR?! A move which boosts your attack by one stage and your speed by 2 stages? In other words, a better Dragon Dance? A 100 BP Steel move? Decent coverage in Wild Charge and Return? Or hell, you just need Gear Grind to *****slap your opponent. Klinklang is that awesome.

So yeah, which one of this MANLY Pokemon do you prefer, because **** your Samurott and "cool-looking" Haxorus.

Spoiler:
The language I use here is just sarcastic. I don't intend any hate towards any Serperior or whatever else, neither to its lovers.
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Sopheria

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Seen July 19th, 2022
Posted December 17th, 2017
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9.5 Years
(come on, you can't tell me Haxorus isn't manly xD)

Out of the 3, I'd choose Klinklang by a long shot. It's one of my favorite Pokemon--it's a Steel-type, so that's an automatic like for me, but I love its design too. And Shift Gear is quite a useful move--it's like a boosted up Dragon Dance.

Never been a fan of Druddigon, although I didn't realize its attack was so high :o And while I've never been a fan of Conkeldurr either, I've been using it a fair bit recently because I caught a shiny one not too long ago.
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KorpiklaaniVodka

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(come on, you can't tell me Haxorus isn't manly xD)

Out of the 3, I'd choose Klinklang by a long shot. It's one of my favorite Pokemon--it's a Steel-type, so that's an automatic like for me, but I love its design too. And Shift Gear is quite a useful move--it's like a boosted up Dragon Dance.

Never been a fan of Druddigon, although I didn't realize its attack was so high :o And while I've never been a fan of Conkeldurr either, I've been using it a fair bit recently because I caught a shiny one not too long ago.
Haxorus has a lame axeface. How is that manly? And look at its ridiculous tail. :)

As for me Druddigon is my favourite of these after using it a bit in OU. A set of Gunk Shot/Sucker Punch/Flamethrower/Outrage or Superpower can beat many defensive Pokemon. It hits hard and is decently bulky.
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mew_nani

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Far Lands
Seen May 28th, 2019
Posted August 25th, 2018
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13.4 Years
I remember nabbing Pokemon for Wonder Trade in Y and running into a Gurdurr and getting trashed by it. I caught it and put it in my Friends box out of sheer respect. Conkeldurr and its pre-evos are rad, man.

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LilyGardy

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I actually quite like Druddrigon's design, it reminds me of one of those Heraldic Dragons you can find on flags and the like. It looks a touch clunky but it is not a bad Pokemon by any means.

Conkeldurr - It is ugly and I can't get past the feeling it is a Machamp Knockoff.

Klinklang - Not ever used it, likely never will. It's just there. Nothing design, nothing name.

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Hikamaru

Age 30
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Seen January 24th, 2019
Posted September 4th, 2018
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12.2 Years
I voted Klinklang on the poll, because Steel has a lot of resistances and while it has a lacking movepool, the combo of Shift Gear + Gear Grind can be deadly and not many types can easily resist Steel either.
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Posted January 1st, 2017
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9.7 Years
Druddigon for being an interesting colorful Dragon.

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ShiningKami

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Seen November 24th, 2021
Posted September 12th, 2021
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9 Years
Out of the three, I'd have to go for Klinklang. I think it has a pretty cool design, despite being a bunch of gears. And now that Fairy-types have become so prevalent, it can be viable competitively. Steel-types are underrated, I think.


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FireSnow

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Age 27
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Seen August 20th, 2021
Posted October 3rd, 2020
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7.7 Years
I would have to go with conkeldurr as it is the only one i have some experience with it and with its typing being one of my top favorites. the only drawback is that its a lot shorter than i really realized! lol At first i thought it was this big hulking Pokemo, like 7'0 tall and the i found out it is only like 4ish'0 tall, which is a little less manly {XD} but still love it!
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Posted March 25th, 2016
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7.6 Years
anything Giovanni would uses (sans persian) is pretty manly. and Machamp is the ultimate.

But of these Conkeldurr wins.

also i feel like there's some confusion on this thread. If you're asking which gives off the most macho vibe i'd say Conkeldurr. If you mean which do i genuinely like most it might be KlingKlang.

Xherdan

Bad at Good Games

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Seen July 22nd, 2021
Posted July 16th, 2019
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7.4 Years
I like all of these, especially Klinklang.

I'm also gonna be "that guy" and ask, where's Bouffalant? Its dex entries say "if a trainer invades its territory, it sends him off flying."
I can picture that happening. And it's HILARIOUS.

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