What's your most embarrassing moment?

Started by LegendChu April 10th, 2016 10:44 PM
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You say that you are in shape & someone adds "yeah right, "round" is a shape".

You boast about how you came second in a race, but are quickly reminded that there were only two athletes competing.

Or you go to attend a seminar for intellectuals, proud of the fact that's you'll be in "brainy" company, only to have the security beeper at the gate go "Intruder Alert! Exterminate! Intruder Alert! Exterminate!" lol{XD}.

So has there been an embarrassing moment in your life?

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Either peeing myself in class on my first year of primary school or bleeding through during my period while at high school. I was irregular at the time and wearing white trousers... Not fun.
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Don't do inappropriate things in public without first checking to assure there is not a road behind you. The guy on that bike must have had a good day...
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What comes to mind is telling my irl friends that I had an online crush. Super embarrassing, but they were so understanding, so I got through it and came out the other side as a happier, less secretive person. But my cheeks were sooooooo red.
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Someone ripped off my pants in the public and all I had is an underwear on the lower side.

I was so stunned by this sudden action by a stranger and I have no idea why the hell he wanted to do this.

Darn lucky some people at the shop gave me a pants for free.

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Split my head open and suffered a concussion taking a bubble bath...after doing my, you know, "business."

Yeah. Think about that for a second -__-

I was taking a bubble bath and when getting up hit my head against the soap holder sticking out. Cracked my head open and got nine staples. Was on vacation at the time too. My parents were wondering whether or not to sue and all I could think about was having to explain myself having happy time in front of everyone. Little to say we didn't sue haha. It was super embarrassing back when but its ultimately just a funny story for me to tell now :P
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I came out as bi to friends and they told the whole school and soon a rumor started that i was a prostitute, this was 7th grade.

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There was this middle-aged lady in my neighbourhood, who always complained about us kids making too much noise while we played in the park behind her house. So me & my boy gang got together & decided to "teach her a lesson". We got some mud, mixed water in it & soiled & I mean "really" soiled her car (of course when no one was around, or so we thought).

The next morning, when I was out with my mom, we ran into her in the marketplace. I tried to put up a casual act. Surprisingly, this lady just came up to me, kissed me on my cheek & whispered in my ear "please don't do it again". Then she just smiled & went off.

I was so embarrassed that I started crying, bawling actually, in the middle of the market, with everybody watching. When my mom asked me what was wrong, I just blurted out the whole truth, while still in tears. And the scolding I got from mom, oh man I can never forget that .

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When I was walking home from a bar with some friends having a bit too much fun and proceeding to trip and fall flat on my face. Ended up with two chipped teeth and a slight concussion. Not my proudest moment for sure

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I have an inflammatory bowel disease since I was a kid and it caused me to be pretty incontinent when I was young. I think it was like 3rd or 4th grade when I was sitting in class and my stomach was having some serious problems. I had to use the bathroom extremely bad, but I knew that if I moved it wouldn't be good. So I tried to hold it and wait for the urgency to pass. Next thing you know the teacher asks me to read something from a textbook in front of the class. I told her that I didn't want to and wasn't feeling well. She thought I was lying so she kept hounding me and forced me to go. So I got up in front of the class trying so hard to hold in my poop. And then I couldn't anymore and s**t myself in front of the whole class. And due to my condition is was runny and had blood in it. It went down my legs and over my shoes and onto the floor. There was blood in it too and because of that one kid said "he has his period". To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I ran out to the bathroom crying so hard.

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I have an inflammatory bowel disease since I was a kid and it caused me to be pretty incontinent when I was young. I think it was like 3rd or 4th grade when I was sitting in class and my stomach was having some serious problems. I had to use the bathroom extremely bad, but I knew that if I moved it wouldn't be good. So I tried to hold it and wait for the urgency to pass. Next thing you know the teacher asks me to read something from a textbook in front of the class. I told her that I didn't want to and wasn't feeling well. She thought I was lying so she kept hounding me and forced me to go. So I got up in front of the class trying so hard to hold in my poop. And then I couldn't anymore and s**t myself in front of the whole class. And due to my condition is was runny and had blood in it. It went down my legs and over my shoes and onto the floor. There was blood in it too and because of that one kid said "he has his period". To say I was embarrassed is an understatement. I ran out to the bathroom crying so hard.
Aww man that's grim :( Especially to happen in school.
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oh without a doubt the first time I was forced to wear headgear to school when I was a kid

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I was sitting in class (on my third day at a new school), and I got nauseous all of a sudden halfway through. But since the teacher had her back to me while she was busy reading something, she didn't notice me frantically trying to get her attention so I could go to the bathroom until it was too late. They evacuated the class while cleaning up the mess, so I had to walk past everyone in the halls with my vomit-stained clothes on display...

I've also peed myself terribly in front of a large group of people when we visited Lego Land as a kid, and cried several times with my classmates watching in third grade.
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Split my head open and suffered a concussion taking a bubble bath...after doing my, you know, "business."

I was taking a bubble bath and when getting up hit my head against the soap holder sticking out. Cracked my head open and got nine staples.
This reminds me of that thick scar I have on my forehead caused by me slicing my forehead on a door (my own bedroom door nonetheless) and I had to have tons of stitching done. The scar has faded a bit but it's still easily felt when you touch it.

Also, when my mother makes me get into an argument in public, even worse considering my mother has a huge fear of being embarrassed.
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My most embarrassing moment was either when I was in school during English class my teacher went "Has anyone seen [Student Name Here]?" and I said "She's playing hooky." and he said "Say that again.", and for some reason I said something else, I'm not sure if I can say what it is on here so I'm just going to leave it out (but just replace the double Os and replace them a certain vowel and a certain consonant and add an e somewhere near the end and you got what I said), and for whatever reason I said it in this really weird, but cute voice and it just made me embarrassed that I accidentally said that word instead of hooky, and I embarrassed myself even more when I didn't even know what that word mean't. The other time that rivals that moment in terms of most embarrassing was I was in Spanish class and everyone was telling me to dance and so I started dancing to the Star Wars Kinect version of Britney Spear's "Stronger" and in the same way that you do the dance in the game, and I forgot that the camera on a TV was on and we were in a call with another Spanish class because the class is taught by the same teacher at the same time at two different schools, and someone from the other school saw me and when I didn't notice until I turned my head to the side, and not only that, but someone in my class recorded it and uploaded it to the Facebook.

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We were having this inter-school soccer match & I scored with a spectacular header. So what's so embarrassing about tht u might ask. Well it was the rival team that was actually celebrating, while my teammates were left banging their heads & my coach was literally ripping his hair off, so you can guess wht must hav happened ;-;.

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I was experiencing some stomach issues on a flight to Canada when I was 18. Needless to say, I spent about 8 hours out of the 9 or so hour flight on the toilet. No-one went in there but one woman from the front came to the back to use it. This old man 3 rows behind me stopped her, pointed at me and said "I wouldn't go in there if I were you, that boy there has been having problems the whole flight"... XD

Unfortunately it gets worse... When we arrived at the airport my father hurriedly ushered us to the coach destined for the hotel. He reassured me that the journey would take only 5-10 minutes and there would be a toilet on the coach. According to our very welcoming ski rep, our hotel was the first stop. However, she then mentioned that it would take 1 hour to get there. Needless to say, I put my hand straight up and asked if there was a toilet on board... "There is no toilet on board this bus, but you will be able to go when we reach out first destination"... :o

I spent 30 minutes in severe pain, sitting on my heels to act as a failsafe. Mario Kart could only do so much to distract from my suffering. I decided I needed to alleviate the pressure by releasing a bit of wind...However, I realised the gravity of my error a second later as I remembered what it must have been like to be a young child again. The stench carried around my environs faster than Chespin chasing to get the final Pokepuff. Before I knew it I heard "wooowee Marge, that smells like raw s**t" to which the woman replied "well, we are driving past a field with cows"... I thought that was a safe alibi until he replied "naw, smells like someone cr*pped themselves".

For the remainder of the journey I could hear people complaining about the foul smell. My father, 5 rows in front, knew what had happened and simply turned around with a slight smile shaking his head. When we arrived at the hotel, my father asked me to help him with the suitcases. However, I exited the coach...walking like a Krabby and told him I'd meet him inside. It was at that point when everyone's assumptions were confirmed. XD