My cashew paste, grape, marshmallow, cornflake sandwich was a complete flop. It was horrible. Someone should have plugged it between its bready little eyes.
Correct. Very popular in the 70's, naturally. Anyone with sideburns, a receding perm and a medallion wrapped snugly in chest hair was a hell of a catch.
My last story was about an annoyed dead kid who couldn't relate with his family, and thus made friends with a statue, and it was sort of an autobiography, somehow...?!!! I hope no one reads it.