Robbing The Mall

Started by El Héroe Oscuro April 26th, 2016 3:41 PM
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El Héroe Oscuro

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14.3 Years
Hypothetically, one day after leaving your local mall, you come across a master key just lying on the ground which allows you to access any store in the mall. You decide to go in after hours using your Invisibility Cloak - like I said, hypothetical (; - to steal a whole bunch of loot. However, you can only hold a maximum of four items underneath your cloak and as such you steal...
  • 1 Food related item
  • 1 Fitness related item
  • 1 Fashion related item
  • Anything you want from the mall
What would you steal from the mall and why?
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Fannie

Don't let my milk go lumpy

Age 31
Female
UK
Seen December 31st, 2016
Posted May 14th, 2016
552 posts
7.5 Years
1 Food related item
Sambuca, seafood or a new blender. Maybe someone will gift me a blender for my cake day. Is it sad that that's something I'm excited about?

1 Fitness related item
New bike. A folding one would be handy.

1 Fashion related item
A gothic ballgown. Always wanted one but nice ones are too expensive for me to rationalise spending so much.

Anything you want from the mall
A PS4. Kinda want a Wii-U as well but the Playstation is more expensive.
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Kanzler

naughty biscotti

Male
Toronto
Seen April 22nd, 2022
Posted March 11th, 2022
5,957 posts
14.8 Years
1 Food related item
A really really good set of kitchen knives. I don't have nice kitchen knives at home, they don't cut easily.

1 Fitness related item
Powerlifting belt. I've always wanted one of those. They can get over $100 so I'd steal a really expensive one.

1 Fashion related item
Probably a blue suit, since I don't have one of those. And patterned too - striped, chequered, or plaid.

Anything you want from the mall
A big fat diamond ring that I'll sell for over $100,000.

Sopheria

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深き海の彼方
Seen July 19th, 2022
Posted December 17th, 2017
4,904 posts
9.5 Years
1 food related item:
a smoothie maker

1 fitness related item:
some new running shoes because I need some of those

1 fashion related item:
a pair of jeans probably

Anything you want:
Enough tea to last a whole year
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JJ Styles

The Phenomenal Darling

Male
NCR
Seen November 10th, 2019
Posted November 10th, 2019
3,924 posts
8.4 Years
1 Food related item:
- Jack Lalaine's Power Juicer because i need mah juice

1 Fitness related item:
- A new set of dumbells because I love liftning, and spending money on the gym is kinda AIDS especially since i need to save up to build my new gaming Rig

1 Fashion related item:
-
Spoiler:


Anything i want:

- A new ASUS Laptop so that aside from my gaming Rig, I actually have a good laptop that can run the games I wanna play while I'm on the go, like in a Coffee Shop playing some Brutal Doom

Sothis

Guns and ammo lie in front of you

She/her
Firene
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17,844 posts
9.9 Years
1 Food related item
An iced cappuccino! Of course

1 Fitness related item
New sneakers for walking/running

1 Fashion related item
A new winter coat!

Anything you want from the mall
A new computer :>

The clips are all loaded,
now what shall you do?


Kanzler

naughty biscotti

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Toronto
Seen April 22nd, 2022
Posted March 11th, 2022
5,957 posts
14.8 Years
1 food related item:
a smoothie maker
lol u stil juicin bru cuz

1 Food related item:
- Jack Lalaine's Power Juicer because i need mah juice
i kno this guy is also

spending money on the gym is kinda AIDS
I didn't know that was a phrase D:

Her

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Anything you want from the mall
A big fat diamond ring that I'll sell for over $100,000.
i bet you would ask the genie for three more wishes

- there's this stone pot called Stone Wave Cooker that is constantly sold in informercials here and rarely in stores
and I want one so bad bc it cooks eggs and small items quickly and perfectly and I can't cook for muk
so I'd definitely smuggle that out for sure

- fitness lol okay
some nice pumas idk
whatever makes jogging comfortable bc that's the extent of me being fit

- I'd like one real nice cocktail dress to already have on hand when I start transitioning
so I'd steal a purple something, idk what I'd actually find

- anything I want
ps4 bc I am not missing out on final fantasy xv nope

Kanzler

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i bet you would ask the genie for three more wishes

- there's this stone pot called Stone Wave Cooker that is constantly sold in informercials here and rarely in stores
and I want one so bad bc it cooks eggs and small items quickly and perfectly and I can't cook for ****
so I'd definitely smuggle that out for sure

- fitness lol okay
some nice pumas idk
whatever makes jogging comfortable bc that's the extent of me being fit

- I'd like one real nice cocktail dress to already have on hand when I start transitioning
so I'd steal a purple something, idk what I'd actually find

- anything I want
ps4 bc I am not missing out on final fantasy xv nope
There's a place here called Spence Diamonds and they sell a ring for $150k. I'm sure I could get 2/3 of the price out of it :D It'd almost completely fund my tuition for the next 3-4 years.

I'd wish for more genies.

Her

Age 29
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>my tuition will total to about 30-40k at most
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England!
Seen September 28th, 2018
Posted June 8th, 2018
529 posts
7.3 Years
Food related item:
Kfc. I am in the mood for a KFC.

Fashion related item:

A designer handbag

Fitness related item:
A pair of running trainers

Anything you want from the mall:

Uh.... That is difficult for me to decide. A whole collection of expensive makeup? Would that go into fashion?

Esper

California
Seen June 30th, 2018
Posted June 30th, 2018
A KitchenAid maybe. They're so expensive. Except I don't really cook or bake so a toaster oven.

A treadmill? If I can't carry that then a Schwinn bicycle.

A black dress. Something like this:

Spoiler:


And, I dunno, a computer maybe? Totally original.

Fannie

Don't let my milk go lumpy

Age 31
Female
UK
Seen December 31st, 2016
Posted May 14th, 2016
552 posts
7.5 Years
Matt ya didn't answer your own question. What would you pinch?


Spoiler:
OMG do want. You can never have too much black anything.
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El Héroe Oscuro

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Chicago
Seen April 10th, 2022
Posted August 21st, 2021
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14.3 Years
Matt ya didn't answer your own question. What would you pinch?


<3

1 Food Item
A waffle maker! I love waffles so the ability to make them on the fly would be absolutely incredible! And just because I'm a child...I would get the ones that make the Micky Mouse ears on them for you haha :3

1 Fitness Item
Would a weight system count as more than one item? Mainly because if I could get that then I would just get a wide range of weights that I could use for myself. Right now I only have 25lb ones so having some variety would be nice.

1 Fashion Item
A nice pair of sunglasses because mine broke the other day ):

One Other Item
A game capture card for my Xbox One. I'm very, very close to launching my Twitch channel that I want to make, and the capture card is the last thing I need to get. It's just really expensive, blagh.
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Fannie

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Age 31
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Seen December 31st, 2016
Posted May 14th, 2016
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One Other Item
A game capture card for my Xbox One. I'm very, very close to launching my Twitch channel that I want to make, and the capture card is the last thing I need to get. It's just really expensive, blagh.
At first I was like you don't need one but then I remembered my attempt at streaming through Xbox One alone... Lag central, for me at least. When you get everything set up will you blog aboot it or link me your Twitch or something?
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El Héroe Oscuro

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At first I was like you don't need one but then I remembered my attempt at streaming through Xbox One alone... Lag central, for me at least. When you get everything set up will you blog aboot it or link me your Twitch or something?
Oh you know it, I'm going to sellout like a champ lol :P
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El Héroe Oscuro

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My mall doesn't really have anything worth taking aside from like maybe going into the Apple/Microsoft Stores and either taking a Mac or the Surface book.

I'm a huge fashion shopper and really it's kind of a shame that I cannot think of the first thing that I'd wait. u.u

And food? Not that my local malls serves terrible food options (they're pretty decent if you know where to go to), but they're not very interesting options for me.

And I don't fitness shop. :<
But hypothetically speaking, if we weren't talking about your local mall but a mall with your favorite stores in there, what would you end up buying? (;
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Winter

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Age 26
they/them/she/her
Kamisato Estate
Seen December 2nd, 2022
Posted September 29th, 2022
8,320 posts
8.3 Years
1 Food related item: Wagyu beef! Can never have enough of them.

1 Fitness related item: Swimming goggles! My current one is unusable x:

1 Fashion related item: I'm really feeling some accessories atm. Like earrings.

Anything you want from the mall: PS4

FireSnow

Show me that Fighting Spirit

Age 27
Male
Ambrette Town, Kalos
Seen August 20th, 2021
Posted October 3rd, 2020
2,644 posts
7.8 Years
1 Food related item:
Hmmm probably something along the lines of sushi. I always am craving it and it would be great to have some in stock

1 Fitness related item:
The newest FitBit would be nice!

1 Fashion related item:
A soccer jersey of one of my two favorite players, Didier Drogba or Thierry Henry

Anything I want:
I'll take an Xbox One

Somewhere_

i don't know where

Age 23
Male
somewhere (duh)
Seen June 5th, 2019
Posted March 17th, 2019
Food: a bunch of candy from the candy store
Fitness: i dont really need anything in this area. maybe a new pair of athletic shorts? idk.
Fashion: Not exactly something i value. maybe a cool T-shirt or something.

Anything I want:
A computer

gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 13 Hours Ago
24,970 posts
11.1 Years
1 Food related item
A box of frozen apple pie.

1 Fitness related item
New dance shoes

1 Fashion related item
A shirt with something funny written on it.

Anything you want from the mall
The most valuable thing I can find. It won't be staying in my possession long though.
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