I could perform in drag and nobody would know any different, I'm sufficiently androgynous that I could pull it off without anyone batting an eyelid. I'd HAVE to be outlandish for people to actually notice I was doing drag...and they'd probably just think I was an excessively colourful/gaudy character and not in drag. I'd probably go low key just so I could screw with people anyway. It's more appealing.
I have no idea what my theme song would be...I'd let my producer pick it for me. Assuming I warranted a producer, which I bloody well better if I'm going to do it. It'd either be something from the 90s or something older than I am, though. None of this crappy new age pop.