Livewire

Male
Sunnyshore City
Seen December 3rd, 2022
Posted August 2nd, 2019
14,091 posts
13.8 Years
"Take one Livewire pill every 24 hours if wrong about politics and/or socioeconomics on the internet; two pills may be used in a 24 hour period if you are exceptionally stupid" Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, and a higher understanding of contemporary american politics post-9/11.

Her

Age 29
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
y'all ever heard of poppers

Sothis

Guns and ammo lie in front of you

She/her
Firene
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 1 Day Ago
17,844 posts
9.9 Years
I'd relieve drowsiness (which I frequently suffer from). Side effects can be insomnia and hallucinations.

The clips are all loaded,
now what shall you do?


gimmepie

Age 27
Male
Australia
Seen 10 Hours Ago
Posted 13 Hours Ago
24,970 posts
11.1 Years
Are you an idiot? Do have no understanding of how the world actually functions? Are you incapable of grasping sarcasm? Try new gimmepieRapid. This new wonder drug is guaranteed to raise IQ points and broaden horizons within minutes!

Side effects may include a snarky sense of humour, an oversized ego, disdain for your fellow man and becoming ginger.
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starseed galaxy auticorn

PC's Resident Auticorn

Age 34
she/he/they
the land of magical unicorns
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
6,648 posts
18.9 Years
I'd want to be a pill that helps someone with a disease like Spinocerebellar Atrophy or ALS (both are similar). However, to do that effectively... I'd most likely have nasty side effects. 8D

Logan

Age 28
Male
Salisbury, England
Seen July 19th, 2022
Posted November 12th, 2021
10,414 posts
14.5 Years
lack of charisma

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

Age 26
he/him
Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
Seen 7 Hours Ago
Posted 20 Hours Ago
7,789 posts
14.3 Years
Take one Karnavaly to fix your attention span. Side effects include rapid change in mood, sweating and loss of interest in activities.

zevarius kerensky

i bid my timberwolf in defiance of yer claim!

Age 28
Male
strauna mechty
Seen September 7th, 2021
Posted May 4th, 2017
572 posts
13.9 Years
in need of way 2 much? uber stressed? need a chill pill? pop a Z.K and mellow out stupid hard! side effects may include: major derpage, memory loss, insomnia, excessive sleeping and eating, weight gain, MPD, visual hallusinations, introvertion, infrequent bathroom visits, negitive smell and increased sex drive, rare cases include hyperthyroidism and death

Ho-Oh

used Sacred Fire!

Age 31
Female
QLD, Australia
Seen June 5th, 2022
Posted April 23rd, 2022
35,988 posts
17.5 Years
Forever would cause the user to experience huge amounts of motivation and crazy ideas they've never thought of before. Side effects may include constant sore eyes and a desire to take on the world.