Lisa Simpson Fan Club Page 2

Started by B-Baller April 29th, 2005 8:54 PM
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Australia (G'day!)
Seen March 8th, 2007
Posted April 28th, 2006
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18.1 Years
I guess I should have known by looking at your sig who you would have paired her up with :P

That picture reminds me of when she turned vegertarian... I wonder if she's eaten meat since then?.. there are plenty of inconsitencis.. but who cares?

Worm : Please Lisssaaa.. what did I ever do to youuuuu?

Lisa: Why does my worm have the voice of a lamb?
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

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Don't think so.

Quote:
Future Bart: Lis, I'm going to Yale.
Future Lisa: WHAT? I don't wanna go to the same college as you!
Future Bart: The good is you're not going to Yale.
Future Lisa: AAARGH!!!!
Lisa: AAARGH!!!!
Bart: what? I didn't do anything....yet.
Future Lisa: You ruined my life! *strangles Future Bart*
Future Bart: Aack, aack aack!
Lisa: You ruined my life! *strangles Bart*
Bart: Aack, aack aack!

Pic: (thanks to LMS)
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lol, I remember watching that episode! It's funny...

Nice picture too... I wonder what's she thinking about?
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

Nicole

Take my life,Drink me dry.

Age 32
Texas,I wish.
Seen October 13th, 2005
Posted September 26th, 2005
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18 Years
that is a very pretty pic of her!
Isnt it cold outside?
When it feel like no ones loving you
But Im watching you
And Ill never hold you down
And they say
That souls can never fade
But along the way
It seem your shadow was erased
Life is jaded, love had faded
Let me take you away from here oh
Let me kiss you, they wont miss you
Let me lift you away from here
Arent you paranoid?
When it feels like someones watching you?
But Im protecting you
And you need not be afraid
And they said
To follow voices in your head
And thats where I fed
My soul when I was dead
Life is jaded, love had faded
Let me take you away from here oh
Let me kiss you, they wont miss you
Let me lift you away from here

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
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Thank you. I've got a lot of Lisa pics, but I can't be bothered to put them on my website.

Another song:
Come gather round children
it's high time ye learned,
'bout a hero named Homer
and a devil named Burns

We'll march 'till we drop
the girls and the fellas,
we'll fight to the death
or else fold like umbrellas

So we'll march day and night
by the big cooling tower,
they have the plans
but we have the power

Pic, thanks to LMS:

Nicole

Take my life,Drink me dry.

Age 32
Texas,I wish.
Seen October 13th, 2005
Posted September 26th, 2005
2,678 posts
18 Years
she looks so funny in that pic!
Isnt it cold outside?
When it feel like no ones loving you
But Im watching you
And Ill never hold you down
And they say
That souls can never fade
But along the way
It seem your shadow was erased
Life is jaded, love had faded
Let me take you away from here oh
Let me kiss you, they wont miss you
Let me lift you away from here
Arent you paranoid?
When it feels like someones watching you?
But Im protecting you
And you need not be afraid
And they said
To follow voices in your head
And thats where I fed
My soul when I was dead
Life is jaded, love had faded
Let me take you away from here oh
Let me kiss you, they wont miss you
Let me lift you away from here
Australia (G'day!)
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Posted April 28th, 2006
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Yeah, thanks! ^_^

Quote:
Lisa: I'm a Buddhist!
*all gasp*
Homer: That's it! No more chat rooms for you!
hehe funny quote! here's another

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

I'll start another topic, I guess..

If she didn't play the saxaphone, what would you see her playing?

Me, I guess the guitar.. she's played it before..
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
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Hmmm......probably the piano, one of the instruments I think smart people would play. lol.

Quote:
Lisa: So, where's my pony?
Marge: Yes! Merry Christmas to us all!
Lisa: I mean it, make with the pony.
Marge: And a happy and healthy New Year!
Lisa: Here Clip Clop! Here pony pony!
Marge: Happy, Happy New Year!

I loved this episode. XD

Pic, thanks to LMS:
Age 32
Australia
Seen January 29th, 2014
Posted October 2nd, 2007
688 posts
17.9 Years
Hello everyone. I'm a Lisa Simpson fan and I personally think she is the best thing about the Simpsons so I was wondering if I may be able to join her club? ^^;;;

By the way, I loved that episode where Lisa gets that pony.
It's so cool. So what are the things that you like about Lisa?
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Yay! Another fan!

I'm sure VP will let you join! :P
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
New Zealand
Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
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Welcome, Jedi_Caroline! Just gimme a sec to update the member list. Oh, btw, I think that too, JC, but I think Homer is funny as well. *new tab*

Quote:
Lisa: 496, 497, 498. Two more words.
Homer: How about, screw Flanders?
Lisa: Bon appetit.
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Oh yeah! I remember that episode, It's funny...

Let's see if I can think of another one...

hmm... remember when she becomes jealous of Allison Tayler?

Lisa: I shouldn't feel this way, I mean "she is a wonderful person"

Bart: Way to go, Lis, why fight somebody who's going to kick your b**t anyway?

Lisa: I prefer my phrasing...
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.
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hehe.. that's a funny quote... what episode is it from?
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
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Seen January 19th, 2010
Posted September 26th, 2009
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Not sure about the title but its the one where trhe family goes to Blocko Land, but Lisa's Eiffel Tower model is missing a piece. They go back, then they get back the piece. Homer then decides to help people more often. Homer then finds out that this guy is planning to move the Springfield Isotopes to Albaqerque, when he's helping Lenny get a refund of his season's pass. Homer then goes for a hunger strike, and he lasted for 12 days (what surprise). With the help of Duffman, the people believed Homer.

It was an aue-as-ao episode.
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aue-as-ao ? What does that mean?

Anyway, has anybody seen the episode where Lisa takes care of the house since Marge broke her leg? I thought it was pretty funny

Lisa: Bart, I told you to wash the dishes hours ago!
Bart: I'm letting them soak
Lisa: They've rusted right through!
Bart: It's an illusion!
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
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Posted September 26th, 2009
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Here's a quote that'll make you remember.

Homer/Bart: AUGH!!!! LISA!!!
Lisa: Yes?
Homer: We're both covered in green spots.
Homer/Bart: Ugly, ugly!
Lisa: Let's consult the Virtual Doctor.
Computer: Welcome to the Virtual Doctor.
Lisa: Let's see, green spots?
Bart: They're all over me!
Lisa: Loud and agonizing yell?
Homer: Oh yes. OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Computer: You have leprosy.
Homer/Bart: LEPROSY??!!??!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!
Homer: Virtual Doctor, please help me!!!

Well that's not exactly how it goes but close enough.
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You left a little bit out there, but yeah, close enough :)

Lisa: unsanitary conditions?
Bart: Duh! we're pigs!

Or so I think...
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
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Yeah I think that has that too.

Who here has seen the episode A Star is Torn? (the one where Lisa enters a singing contest.) I think its one of the funniest episodes in The Simpsons. Just look at these quotes!

Ralph: ABCDEFG.........how I wonder what you are.
*the people clap, and the Clap-O-Meter says they're clapping sarcastically*

Here's another one......
Milhouse: When a man loves a woman....
Lenny: Which one are you, the man or the woman?

And another one.....
Lisa: *reads paper with the song on it* This is Springfield, Springfield, where nobody suuuuuuuuuuucks.........except for Flanders....

Another one:
Krusty: That song's so sad.......even the Clap-O-Meter is crying.....*the Clap-O-Meter's "tears" land on Krusty's hand* Oh my God, its acid. AAAARGHHH!!!!!!!
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I haven't seen that episode yet, but it does sound very good :)

hehe, I woulnd't have thought that Lisa thinks that Flanders would suck, or did Homer do something?
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.

B-Baller

My ballin' is br00tal

Age 28
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Posted September 26th, 2009
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Homer wrote the song, which made Lisa sing "Where nobody suuuuuucks.....except for Flanders".

Eminem (y'know, Marshall Mathers, or Slim Shady) played his part on this episode. Lisa sung a different version of Mockingbird on that episode, which went roughly like this:

Now hush little baby don't you cry
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don't sing
I'm gonna buy you a diamond ring....

And it goes on, but I don't know how the rest of the song goes. And if you don't believe that this song is based on Mockingbird by Eminem, compare the real thing to the one above:

Now hush little baby don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upperlip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know Mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise Mommy's gonna be alright
And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
If if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdie's neck
I'll go back to the jeweller who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat
Don't f**k with Dad

Believe me? XD
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Hehe.. I see XD

I'm going to start a new topic, cause I wanna :p

What's the most funniest thing you've seen Lisa do?

Hmmm... Can't think of any at the moment...
I always thought dogs...layed eggs...and I learnt something! - Peter

I shall name him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy - Dory


It will do no good to debate if you're wrong, and if you're right, you don't need to.