The Random Club! Page 86

Started by razor May 1st, 2005 2:00 AM
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Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
17.9 Years
Lacus: I can feel your anger, Luna. It gives you focus. It makes you stronger.
Lunamaria: Go **** yourself, Pink Princess.
Lacus: *holds up a lightsaber* You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Lunamaria: I'll never serve you!
Lacus: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your sister, are now...mine.
Lunamaria: *takes the lightsaber with the Force* DIE, *****!!!
Lacus: No. No! YOU will die! *blasts Lunamaria with Force lightning* POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! *tosses Lunamaria out the window*
Stellar: Eep.
Lacus: *takes out her own lightsaber and ignites it, revealing a hot pink blade* You want some of this?!
*Stellar runs into Shinn's arms*

~tang~

Resident Esoptrophobe

Age 35
The tangiest place on Earth: Melbourne, Australia!
Seen April 23rd, 2006
Posted November 24th, 2005
288 posts
17.6 Years
again? at the last party I went to yoda and luke got drunk and were dirty dancing with each other... then chewy mistook yoda for a spongecake and ate his brainness


^^ I compiled this cleveland anim... anybody who loves family guy can put him in their sig ^^
Mettaurs made by Raizor Blaid here

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[..:: Proud member of: The Australia Club, The Punk Rock Cafe, The Random Club and The Idiots Club ::..]

Thing made teh one and only smarty_arty

Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
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17.9 Years
Shinn: OMFG, Kira! Look what your girlfriend did to my girlfriends!
Stellar: *crying uncontrollably* It was awful, Shinn! Lacus electrocuted Flay and Luna and threw them out of the window! *shrieks in anguish, then breaks down into tears again*
Shinn: *takes out a red lightsaber* You and Lacus shall pay, Kira!
Kira: *takes out a blue lightsaber* Never!
*Shinn begins dueling Kira and Lacus*
Athrun: Okay, I think we're gonna leave now.
Dearka: Yeah, me too.
Yzak: Me three!
*Athrun, Dearka, and Yzak leave*

Linoone

MCFRY! you are terminated! o!o

Age 33
with tokin, where else could I be?<3*faints*
Seen February 3rd, 2008
Posted September 9th, 2007
1,178 posts
17.9 Years
the cheesecake, starring: three green Muffins!, Alice Bremont!, Doctor Mache, and as special guest, the Greek fruit cake(NOT done with greek fruits)*faints*

he is no ordinary linoone, he is my boyfriend! and my love forever.
I have claimed linoone, manectric and grovyle as my bishies.

~tang~

Resident Esoptrophobe

Age 35
The tangiest place on Earth: Melbourne, Australia!
Seen April 23rd, 2006
Posted November 24th, 2005
288 posts
17.6 Years
Wait, didnt darth vader run around in the nude at that party???
No... that was a different party, the one when Princess Leia drank a whole keg and vomitted in the pool... then Darth jumped in the pool

In other news, lorks a lordy my pants are on fire! ... no wait, thats just my shins juggling chainsaws again... o.O


^^ I compiled this cleveland anim... anybody who loves family guy can put him in their sig ^^
Mettaurs made by Raizor Blaid here

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[..:: Proud member of: The Australia Club, The Punk Rock Cafe, The Random Club and The Idiots Club ::..]

Thing made teh one and only smarty_arty

~tang~

Resident Esoptrophobe

Age 35
The tangiest place on Earth: Melbourne, Australia!
Seen April 23rd, 2006
Posted November 24th, 2005
288 posts
17.6 Years
yeah, one of the monkeys whispered it in my ear... geez do I have to explain everything? XD

So anyway, then a giant squid sprang out of the thumbnail rich chocolate cake and sang mutilated lips. At which point, it's tentacles bagan expanding


^^ I compiled this cleveland anim... anybody who loves family guy can put him in their sig ^^
Mettaurs made by Raizor Blaid here

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[..:: Proud member of: The Australia Club, The Punk Rock Cafe, The Random Club and The Idiots Club ::..]

Thing made teh one and only smarty_arty

~tang~

Resident Esoptrophobe

Age 35
The tangiest place on Earth: Melbourne, Australia!
Seen April 23rd, 2006
Posted November 24th, 2005
288 posts
17.6 Years
oh yeah.. I always get those two mixed up >___<

Anywho, then some kid tripped over his own feet and everyone was laughing at him until their spleens spontaneous combusted... Jaba the hut was laughing the longest... I think he's still laughing in fact --- he's got a strong spleen, that guy...


^^ I compiled this cleveland anim... anybody who loves family guy can put him in their sig ^^
Mettaurs made by Raizor Blaid here

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[..:: Proud member of: The Australia Club, The Punk Rock Cafe, The Random Club and The Idiots Club ::..]

Thing made teh one and only smarty_arty

Age 35
To the Stars...
Seen December 25th, 2005
Posted December 1st, 2005
5,553 posts
18.2 Years
*looks into mirror*
YOUR REFLECTION IS NOT AVAILABLE AT THIS TIME.
-Management

WTF?! o_O *applies Patch Toothpaste(tm) on it*
*Tuxedo Jack comes out through mirror and bashes him* Ow. >.o
Hmm... tch, must have somethin' ta do with all tha late global warming. O.=.o;
Age 33
Male
Seen July 15th, 2015
Posted June 30th, 2015
8,343 posts
17.9 Years
*Shinn, Kira, and Lacus are still dueling*
Kira: Eat lightsaber, ZAFT scum!
*Kira grazes Shinn's leg*
Shinn: OWW!!! That hurt, Kira! *cries*
Kira: Oh, come on, you big baby! I barely grazed you with that!
*Flay crawls back through the window, lightsaber in hand*
Flay: I'm not finished with you yet, you pink-haired patchworker *****!
Kira+Lacus+Shinn: PATCHWORKER?!
*Kira, Lacus, and Shinn attack Flay*