How do you eat your pizza?

Started by zakisrage November 2nd, 2016 4:33 PM
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Margot

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If I'm picturing this correctly, I don't actually think I've seen that happen before - where you eat just the cheese first and then the crust. I like to eat both together since I'm not too huge on plain crust anyway.

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I just devour it from the point of the slice down and repeat until most of the pizza is gone.
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When it comes to pizza, I start from the tip and work my way to the end. I also never use a knife and fork when I eat pizza. I always use my hands.
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I just stuff it in my mouth from the point upwards tbh

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I don't like pizza, but when I eat it, I usually just eat the crust at the end.
I understand all of those words individually, but not when put together in that exact sentence!

+1 to the "shove it into my mouth as fast as humanly possible without regard for the consequences" brigade.

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For every pizza, regardless of temperature or size. Standard pizza etiquette.
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I eat pizza the proper way:

1) NO UTENSILS, even if it is overflowing with cheese or really thick- no exceptions

2) bite the tip first

3) eat until all of the cheese-on-bread part is gone

4) eat the crust from one side to the other

5) continue until the box is done

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i just eat pizza from the tip and to the crust, and then eat the crust. unless it's a greasy pizza, then i use a fork and knife.

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I eat the cheese first and lastly eat the crust if I'm not that full when eating too many.
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I pick it up, and then I eat it.

Might be some folding in half if it's a big enough slice, but otherwise I don't usually bother with that. Take pizza, insert into mouth, eat pizza. The basics. :D

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i actually fold mine slightly. i've never used any type of utensil for eating pizza.

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I eat the cheese first and then the rest. If I don't do that, the cheese gets on my chin and thats HOT

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I pick it up and shove it into my mouth until it's gone. If it's greasy, I fold it in half like the above picture. I've never had pizza using a fork/knife.
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No, no, no! You're all doing it wrong!

This is the proper way to eat a pie!
Yeah, like that, really. Except I put my pointer finger on top of the crust and then have my thumb and middle finger fold the crust/upper half of the slice.

Since the lower half or so of the slice remains unfolded, I'll eat that before folding it.

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I eat pizza the proper way:

1) NO UTENSILS, even if it is overflowing with cheese or really thick- no exceptions

2) bite the tip first

3) eat until all of the cheese-on-bread part is gone

4) eat the crust from one side to the other

5) continue until the box is done
This is the only correct way lol I foam at the mouth when I see a fork and knife

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the only reason u should ever eat crust first is if ur too damn lazy to cut the pizza at all
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