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honestly chu what kind of fantasies have you been having lately

also: do i have to birth it myself or
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I'm with Anna. These have been some very unusual thread ideas.

Anyways, I guess I'd like to have a baby Minccino. It's so fluffy and playful, and would fit a perfect cute Pokemon to take care of. Eevee would be another one I'd take.
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just to clarify these are weird as hell but honestly hilarious. also, ditto would be the least difficult to birth probably? why is ditto my answer to everything lately
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If I had to give birth to it, probably Ferrothorn.

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winter why
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how do ferrothorn reproduce though?

i'd say they grow the spikes later, but they clearly have them as ferroseed, so ????
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so either its like pushing out a large metal... egg... or ripping ya passage up?? or maybe the spikes are there but they are soft because theyve been you know. immersed. for the duration of the pregnancy. like how newborns have wrinkly skin and all that
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I don't know what's more disturbing: The subject as presented by our lovely Chu, or the way this thread is going Xd How a ferrothorn reproduce, seriously? Now I won't be able to not think about it! thanks guys lol


The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.

My favorite Pokemon is CUbone, so I want to say cubone. But... with the backstory... will this mean I will die? And does the cubone will have an human head for the skull?

..... I never thought I would think about those questions tonight XD
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lmao this thread is the best

The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.
okay but it does get confusing- considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body. so i still think we'd be birthing the actual pokemon. although maybe that makes ferrothorn even weirder bc it somehow? evolved inside of us? would our body be able to take the strain of that sudden change in mass or would we just like. be ripped apart from the inside

oh god what have i just said
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considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body.
.. A.. Aquacorde.... you really blew my mind.


And here i am, supposed to do an important paper for school and I want to make a text about the biirthing of Pokemon. (It's gonna start with who comes first: Arceus or Mew? )

Anyway, if that's so, we would be unable - by nature - to give birth to something like, let's say, Wailmer?

Finally I think I want an Abra. He's just gonna teleport outside me.
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you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
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you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
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YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!
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YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!

So basically the smallest Pokemon we catch in Pokemon Go are children playing outside and we catch them... Well I won't be able to play now.

Joke I live in the middle of nowhere so I am not too able too play to begin with
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YEP we catch the children and send them off to a lab to be researched so Willow can start to understand what genetics he has to look for to make a viable match with a human

ok but also: do you think humanoid pokemon make for easier births bc it's similar to what we're made for? or would you rather go for like, sunkern because it's easy probably

edit: holy muk imagine coming into contact w an elemental stone while pregnant and your baby evolving OOPS
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If I had to give birth to it, probably Ferrothorn.
o_O

so either its like pushing out a large metal... egg... or ripping ya passage up?? or maybe the spikes are there but they are soft because theyve been you know. immersed. for the duration of the pregnancy. like how newborns have wrinkly skin and all that
I don't know what's more disturbing: The subject as presented by our lovely Chu, or the way this thread is going Xd How a ferrothorn reproduce, seriously? Now I won't be able to not think about it! thanks guys lol

The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.

My favorite Pokemon is CUbone, so I want to say cubone. But... with the backstory... will this mean I will die? And does the cubone will have an human head for the skull?

..... I never thought I would think about those questions tonight XD
lmao this thread is the best

okay but it does get confusing- considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body. so i still think we'd be birthing the actual pokemon. although maybe that makes ferrothorn even weirder bc it somehow? evolved inside of us? would our body be able to take the strain of that sudden change in mass or would we just like. be ripped apart from the inside

oh god what have i just said
.. A.. Aquacorde.... you really blew my mind.

And here i am, supposed to do an important paper for school and I want to make a text about the biirthing of Pokemon. (It's gonna start with who comes first: Arceus or Mew? )

Anyway, if that's so, we would be unable - by nature - to give birth to something like, let's say, Wailmer?

Finally I think I want an Abra. He's just gonna teleport outside me.
you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!
So basically the smallest Pokemon we catch in Pokemon Go are children playing outside and we catch them... Well I won't be able to play now.

Joke I live in the middle of nowhere so I am not too able too play to begin with
Ohhhhhhh kaaaaaayyy, this is not the direction I envisioned the Thread to go, this got turned into a "pop" quiz. Oh jeez, look what I'm saying now :3c.

Continue plz :P!

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i'm just here to make ya life more interesting chu ;)
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Congratulation! It's a...... very complicate thread



Hum giving birth to a Bedew doesn't look so hard.
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true! basically anything soft and small would be just fine, easy as afterbirth. although that does bring me back to like- do you think being housed in the womb for so long will soften all the sharp edges? pokemon can be v sharp.

also: how 2 birth cryogonal???
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How to ____ cryogonal. This Pokemon is the weirdest for me.How does it eat? where does the food goes? okay sorry I know this is another subject. but think about it.
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do you think your womb would have to be at sub-zero temperatures? or is there like a base to cryogonal that is not ice and it will just... freeze stuff to itself after you push its spiky ass out?
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Don't u think the easiest to give birth to would be a Ghost Pokemon?

But then again, if its already a "Ghost", how can it be "born" ~_~?

Pika Pika :chu:
See, I never thought of this...

Gastly will be easy.
Still, I'll stay with Abra. Teleport is the best.
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