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    If u could be parent(s) to a Pokemon (not necessarily a baby Pokemon), which one would it be & why?

    Pika Pika :chu:
     
    I'm with Anna. These have been some very unusual thread ideas.

    Anyways, I guess I'd like to have a baby Minccino. It's so fluffy and playful, and would fit a perfect cute Pokemon to take care of. Eevee would be another one I'd take.
     
    If I had to give birth to it, probably Ferrothorn.
     
    so either its like pushing out a large metal... egg... or ripping ya passage up?? or maybe the spikes are there but they are soft because theyve been you know. immersed. for the duration of the pregnancy. like how newborns have wrinkly skin and all that
     
    I don't know what's more disturbing: The subject as presented by our lovely Chu, or the way this thread is going Xd How a ferrothorn reproduce, seriously? Now I won't be able to not think about it! thanks guys lol


    The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.

    My favorite Pokemon is CUbone, so I want to say cubone. But... with the backstory... will this mean I will die? And does the cubone will have an human head for the skull?

    ..... I never thought I would think about those questions tonight XD
     
    lmao this thread is the best

    Mawa said:
    The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.
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    okay but it does get confusing- considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body. so i still think we'd be birthing the actual pokemon. although maybe that makes ferrothorn even weirder bc it somehow? evolved inside of us? would our body be able to take the strain of that sudden change in mass or would we just like. be ripped apart from the inside

    oh god what have i just said
     
    Buneary cause then I'd be a sexy and demonstrably desirable Lopunny
     
    Aquacorde said:
    considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body.
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    .. A.. Aquacorde.... you really blew my mind.


    And here i am, supposed to do an important paper for school and I want to make a text about the biirthing of Pokemon. (It's gonna start with ? who comes first: Arceus or Mew? ?)

    Anyway, if that's so, we would be unable - by nature - to give birth to something like, let's say, Wailmer?

    Finally I think I want an Abra. He's just gonna teleport outside me.
     
    you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
     
    Aquacorde said:
    you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
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    [PokeCommunity.com] Congratulations! Its a....
     
    YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!
     
    Aquacorde said:
    YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!
    Click to expand...


    So basically the smallest Pokemon we catch in Pokemon Go are children playing outside and we catch them... Well I won't be able to play now.

    Joke I live in the middle of nowhere so I am not too able too play to begin with
     
    YEP we catch the children and send them off to a lab to be researched so Willow can start to understand what genetics he has to look for to make a viable match with a human

    ok but also: do you think humanoid pokemon make for easier births bc it's similar to what we're made for? or would you rather go for like, sunkern because it's easy probably

    edit: holy shit imagine coming into contact w an elemental stone while pregnant and your baby evolving OOPS
     
    Winter said:
    If I had to give birth to it, probably Ferrothorn.
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    o_O

    Aquacorde said:
    so either its like pushing out a large metal... egg... or ripping ya passage up?? or maybe the spikes are there but they are soft because theyve been you know. immersed. for the duration of the pregnancy. like how newborns have wrinkly skin and all that
    Click to expand...
    Mawa said:
    I don't know what's more disturbing: The subject as presented by our lovely Chu, or the way this thread is going Xd How a ferrothorn reproduce, seriously? Now I won't be able to not think about it! thanks guys lol

    The Pokemon hatchs from eggs. So I guess whatever our answer will be, we'll gonna have an egg, not expulsing the actual baby Pokemon from our womb.

    My favorite Pokemon is CUbone, so I want to say cubone. But... with the backstory... will this mean I will die? And does the cubone will have an human head for the skull?

    ..... I never thought I would think about those questions tonight XD
    Click to expand...
    Aquacorde said:
    lmao this thread is the best

    okay but it does get confusing- considering human biology we technically do start from an egg, it just hatches and matures inside of us instead of outside, because we can't produce the hard protective shell necessary to sustain it outside our body. so i still think we'd be birthing the actual pokemon. although maybe that makes ferrothorn even weirder bc it somehow? evolved inside of us? would our body be able to take the strain of that sudden change in mass or would we just like. be ripped apart from the inside

    oh god what have i just said
    Click to expand...

    Mawa said:
    .. A.. Aquacorde.... you really blew my mind.

    And here i am, supposed to do an important paper for school and I want to make a text about the biirthing of Pokemon. (It's gonna start with ? who comes first: Arceus or Mew? ?)

    Anyway, if that's so, we would be unable - by nature - to give birth to something like, let's say, Wailmer?

    Finally I think I want an Abra. He's just gonna teleport outside me.
    Click to expand...
    Aquacorde said:
    you might think that would be the case HOWEVER! humans are stretchy! and maybe, just maybe, if the pokemon takes just enough of our biology to grow at the rate of like a human child, it will reach a reasonable weight inside the womb before you have to pop it out. could be c-sectioned even. but i think humans can handle a lot, especially if it's introduced over time!
    Click to expand...

    Mawa said:
    [PokeCommunity.com] Congratulations! Its a....
    Click to expand...
    Aquacorde said:
    YO BUT OK what if it wasn't a baby? what if it was just tiny? pokemon go tells us they can be tiny ya? so what if humans will give the pokemon they are birthing the genes for a smaller stature and a slower growth period? that would make it work to incubate them in a womb rather than an egg. and in that case maybe evolution itself will change if there's a human parent? if the genetics call for slower growth, maybe when they evolve they will take like. days instead of minutes to change their form!
    Click to expand...

    Mawa said:
    So basically the smallest Pokemon we catch in Pokemon Go are children playing outside and we catch them... Well I won't be able to play now.

    Joke I live in the middle of nowhere so I am not too able too play to begin with
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    Ohhhhhhh kaaaaaayyy, this is not the direction I envisioned the Thread to go, this got turned into a "pop" quiz. Oh jeez, look what I'm saying now :3c.

    Continue plz :P!

    Pika Pika :chu:
     
    ? Congratulation! It's a...... ? very complicate thread



    Hum giving birth to a Bedew doesn't look so hard.
     
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