Theory do humans lay eggs

Started by Aquacorde December 15th, 2016 11:30 PM
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everything was created by arceus, everything shares genetic ancestry with mew, all species of pokemon that can breed lay eggs no matter what we would classify them as IRL

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do humans lay eggs in this universe?
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I winder how often humans lay eggs? Do they lay them only with fertilization?
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Intriguing. So you theorize that humans lay their eggs but allow them to be hatched by others, is that correct? Why do you think this?
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The only theory that I have and kept to myself is: That the existences of the eggs are unintentional. And it's clear that both parents aren't aware that these incidents always happen, and don't feel like carrying the responsibility of being parents. In order to solve that problem, a volunteer must be able to provide love and care for these younglings when they hatch. It's a cycle of life, see?

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Okay that may be the case for some of the eggs yes but I feel like there would be a lot more humans if that just happened all the time? And humans seem to not be particularly overabundant in Pokémon.
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When there is life, there is also death. Unfortunately, I must say that not all these hatchlings get to make it to the end of their lives. Some of them die, while some of them live till they die, and before doing so, they'll just produce more eggs, to ensure the survival of human species. Unlucky those who can't keep their family jewels, but the species of humans must continue on till the end of the end of their existence.

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So you're saying that humans in the Pokémon universe lay many eggs but are inherently a weak species that relies on sheer numbers to survive. hmmmm
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When there is life, there is also death. Unfortunately, I must say that not all these hatchlings get to make it to the end of their lives. Some of them die, while some of them live till they die, and before doing so, they'll just produce more eggs, to ensure the survival of human species. Unlucky those who can't keep their family jewels, but the species of humans must continue on till the end of the end of their existence.
What family jewels are u talking about o_O?

So you're saying that humans in the Pokémon universe lay many eggs but are inherently a weak species that relies on sheer numbers to survive. hmmmm
Humans lay eggs in real life too, when u don't study for ur exams & give the examiner a blank sheet :P.

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ok I know humans lay eggs irl (kind of) but the growth of a baby inside a body is very different from the growth of an incubated egg

im saying that humans in pokeworld lay eggs outside of the body
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if humans do lay eggs, does this mean humans can also reproduce with Pokemon species?
i will cite the birthing thread for this and i think we did conclude that humans CAN mate w pokemon
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To sum it ups, it's pretty simple:

1.Females produce the egg inside their body, then lay it out.
2.The egg will be given to a stranger to be taken care off.
3.The stranger has to travel a few distance in order to get a newborn hatch from that egg.
4.The stranger now has to carry an eternal responsibility to raise the newborn.
5.The newborn then soon grows up into an adult, repeating what his/babysitter did from generations to generations.
6.This all will continue till the end of their life.
7.And if this all goes well, it will proved that said humans have passed the 3 stages of life; Birth, W T F, and Death.
8.Those who died early will be reborn into another life as yet another human to pass the 3 stages.

Simple?

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Here's another question, linked to yours.

Are Humans Pokemon?
i think technically they are ya
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i think technically they are ya
Because I think if they are classed as Pokemon then they might lay eggs too. All Pokemon (excluding genderless) breed via an egg so it'd make sense if people, descended too from Mew, would also be egg laying pokemon

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okie so we now have decided that humans do in fact lay eggs-- how does the incubation process work for humans? how do babbies break out of the shell? or do they "evolve" from the egg?
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Instead of waiting 9 months to give birth, humans who reproduce by laying eggs, must travel a certain distance via the babysitter while being kept in an incubator, promoting well growth of the newborn inside the egg. After travelling a certain distance, the eggs will be cracked by itself and ta-da! The baby human. There's also difference in these humans, as proven that humans who hatched from a rather far distance seems to be growing well better than those who has travelled a short amount of distance. Hopefully there's more to come.