whats the best insult youve ever heard ?

Started by Cay February 20th, 2017 10:00 PM
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Her

Age 29
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Posted 1 Week Ago
you psyducking look like luther vandross

Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
"He's over there looking like a toothbrush"
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Gordan Ramsay

blue

gucci

Male
United Kingdom
Seen September 26th, 2021
Posted August 7th, 2019
21,056 posts
15.4 Years
little bald manc twat

pastelspectre

Memento Mori

Age 25
he/him
The Pacific Northwest
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2,156 posts
13.1 Years
definitely the idiot sandwich one from gordon ramsay

Radiating

Male
United States
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Posted December 21st, 2018
5,787 posts
6.3 Years
I don't think I'm allowed to say my insult here...

Her

Age 29
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Posted 1 Week Ago
"how does someone with that little life manage to look like theyve developed a coke addiction"

Nah

Age 30
she/her, they/them
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15,643 posts
9.5 Years
https://youtu.be/BtJoyPAlI1k?t=3m33s
Nah ンン
“No, I... I have to be strong. Everyone expects me to."

Gabri

m8

Age 29
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Portugal
Seen April 2nd, 2023
Posted July 2nd, 2022
3,937 posts
16.6 Years
All British insults are great, tbh. Those fellows have a knack for mashing words together with their accents to create glorious phrases solely for that purpose.
When Trump tweeted something about Scotland and Brexit, one Scot called him a "weaselheaded psyducknugget" and I lost my muk. Other insults in response to that tweet include:
Spoiler:
tit
weapons-grade plum
utter twonk
witless psyducking cocksplat
mangled apricot hellbeast
bloviating flesh bag
toupéd psyducktrumpet
incompressible jizztrumpet
ferret-wearing mukgibbon
polyester cockwomble


There's also "a hundred thousand sperm, and you were the fastest?"

Oh and Gordon Ramsay's insults too, but those are a given. Specifically these two: "You psyducking donkey!" and "You fat useless sack of psyduckin' yanky danky doodle muke"