~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 22

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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ZeoStar

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5.6 Years
Granted, but you have to pay $100 every time you want to use the power

I wish for a BMX bike

PageEmp

I can’t do money puns. It just doesn’t make any cents.

Male
with an axe
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7.8 Years
Granted but then you become so useful that everyone wants you to be in their job and you’d probably be really busy.

I wish my phone never ran out of battery.
I… might put something interesting here eventually.

ZeoStar

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5.6 Years
Granted, you now live on your own in war torn Syria.

I wish for $1,000,000,000 in gta online

Adam Levine

I have tried all of your remedies

Age 20
he/they
Kara's Flowers
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11.6 Years
Granted. No audio plays, however.

I wish I was a little buffer.

Hyzenthlay

running with the wolves tonight

Age 23
Rito Village
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10.5 Years
Granted, but they'll now forever haunt you as spectres, jinxing your every move!

I wish I had the first edition of Watership Down.

Adam Levine

I have tried all of your remedies

Age 20
he/they
Kara's Flowers
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11.6 Years
Granted. You are now panicked 24/7, so there's no way you can be bored with that!

I wish I was slightly stronger.

ZeoStar

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5.6 Years
Granted, but every reply turns extremely passive aggressive.

I wish I wasn't a bad chess player

Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
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13.2 Years
Granted, but now it's sunlight at midnight and dark in the middle of the day.

I wish that it was cooler outside for once