~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 26

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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Roni

Age 24
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Philippines
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10.1 Years
Granted, but all you ever know how to do is martial arts now. Simple math, social interaction, basic computer skills? Goneski.

I wish I had clear, glowing facial skin.
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juliorain

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USA
Seen May 20th, 2022
Posted April 22nd, 2022
1,805 posts
6.8 Years
granted, but now your clear skin will hidden by an-impossible to cut beard

I wish to become cool like Batman

LegendaryZacian

Age 22
Male
United States of America
Seen May 12th, 2020
Posted May 3rd, 2020
77 posts
3.1 Years
Granted, but now you also have the responsibility to protect your city from a bunch of maniacal supervillains every night.

I wish Ash would finally turn 11.

Roni

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Philippines
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Granted but the series finally ends then and there.

I wish I could make a Pokemon rom hack, like, super easy.
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My Dojo
Seen July 19th, 2020
Posted June 17th, 2020
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3.4 Years
Granted. But now you are being sued by the Pokemon Company.

I wish everything to do with gender was reversed as in guys are now girls and girls are guys but they still look the same.

My dream Pokemon team (I have only won the Fighting badges to prove I am the greatest Fighting Master.)

Bug

can't talk. i'm shining my gym badges.

she/her
United States
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8.5 Years
Granted, but now everyone who wanted it that way changed their mind

I wish I would never have to upgrade my phone again
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My Dojo
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Posted June 17th, 2020
471 posts
3.4 Years
Granted, however your phone will upgrade but all the specs will stay the same and eventually it will become slow and laggy.

I wish I could stop biting my nails.

My dream Pokemon team (I have only won the Fighting badges to prove I am the greatest Fighting Master.)

Roni

Age 24
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Philippines
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Granted. Your teeth are now removed so you can't bite anything.

I wish we had new episodes of Gravity Falls.
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Bug

can't talk. i'm shining my gym badges.

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United States
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8.5 Years
Granted, but Alex Hirsch doesn't have time to work on them and the reboot series is a poorly written money grab.

I wish I could eat the perfect cheesecake right now.
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Roni

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Granted. I licked it everywhere before giving it to you though. Sorry.

I wish I had a free, stable, and unlimited Gigabit internet.
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Bug

can't talk. i'm shining my gym badges.

she/her
United States
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8.5 Years
Granted, but it has an irremovable VPN linked to North Korea so you literally can't access anything.

I wish I had the science knowledge level of Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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Roni

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Philippines
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Granted, but you're also now just as pedantic and pretentious as he is. Everyone now hates you.

I wish it was colder where I lived so I could finally wear my sweaters and hoodies.
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Sorvete

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Brazil
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Posted March 25th, 2023
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5.1 Years
Granted, but everyone will also be female and genders will stop existing

I wish I could fly

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Roni

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Granted, but your lungs don't develop to the thinner air in higher altitude and thus you suffocate quickly.

I wish I had a home gym.
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Bug

can't talk. i'm shining my gym badges.

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United States
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Granted, but everyone still has to stay in lockdown.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time
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Roni

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Granted, but no one will be frozen along with it, just time itself as a construct.

I wish Disney princesses were real.
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Bug

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Granted, but they look like regular people now. Nobody believes them when they tell people they're princesses and they are locked up for being insane.

I wish I had some magic beans.
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Roni

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Granted. The magic is that they dance the conga every now and then and that's it.

I wish I had X-Ray vision.
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Bug

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Granted, but you can't turn it off and you keep walking into stuff.

I wish I wouldn't get sick of eating chicken nuggets every day.
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Roni

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Granted, but they'll start tasting awful after the 3rd year. Eating any one food literally everyday would do that to you I feel.

I wish I had a cool high-res wallpaper of Crobat custom made for me.
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Bug

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Granted, but I make it in microsoft paint and nobody else except me thinks it's cool.

I wish I was a good swimmer
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My Dojo
Seen July 19th, 2020
Posted June 17th, 2020
471 posts
3.4 Years
Granted, but now there is no more beaches or swimming pools or anywhere you can swim for you to swim in.

I wish the next Pokemon game has Maylene in it and she had a cool new design.

My dream Pokemon team (I have only won the Fighting badges to prove I am the greatest Fighting Master.)