~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 35

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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Roni

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granted, but they deduct from your salary for every hour you weren't working. don't you just love capitalists?

i wish i had more than just a sandwich for lunch today
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Taro Tanaka

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Granted. You get three pizza slices, a bag of Doritos, a cold bottle of pink lemonade, and a strawberry cupcake for dessert. All of which has been opened and sitting out in the hot sun for a month.

I wish for a brand-spanking-new television.

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granted. a 50 inch plasma screen TV is waiting for you to pick it up at an undisclosed Ecuadorian shop. and no they can't offer shipping.

i wish i got a free haircut right now, and that it was a good haircut.
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Granted. Your cat gets an awesome and free haircut.

I wish to see another rocket launch
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granted. you're in the rocket now and no one has a spare space suit. good luck!

i wish i didn't have to put ice cream in the freezer for it to stay cold and delicious
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can't talk. i'm shining my gym badges.

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Granted, everyone is now a toad. All war ceases because toads cannot do anything.
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I wish to be the neko femboy husbando of everyone here in the PokeCommunity.

Roni

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granted, but everyone starts being too demanding of your time that you can't keep up anymore

i wish i were braver
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Granted, but you are now all testosterone and no brains. You die after taking on a grizzly bear at a game of twister.

I wish for a decent night's sleep
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that'd be my preferred way to go

granted, but only if you duct tape your feet to the ceiling and hang upside down like a bat.

i wish my room auto cleaned itself every week.
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Granted, but it considers you to be part of the mess and locks you out.

I wish they would stop adding so much sugar to non-dairy milk grrr
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granted, they add beans instead.

i wish i won the lottery
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Granted but money ruins you. Your story is the opposite of scrooge, and you end up a lonely ghost, chained to your own despair for all eternity. Yeah I'm getting help guys, okay?

I wish someone else would do the cooking
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granted. it's a satanic spawn that manifests in your kitchen and it tries to fry your cats.

i wish my computer would stop crashing randomly, especially while i'm working.
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Granted, now it's not random, it's every 30 seconds.

I wish for a moisturiser that actually works 😔
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granted, but it's $8,000 and you can only find it in an obscure boutique in Abu Dhabi.

i wish i had more time to spam tonight. it's getting late and i still have work tomorrow :c
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Granted, but now your source of spamming has disappeared and you can't spam so it's time wasted

I wish I had more money to be able to cook things I can actually enjoy and stay healthy

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Granted but the money was stolen from a government office. Men in fancy looking suits are here to acquire about it at your door.

I wish I had captain america's shield.

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Granted but the merchant who sold you the shield stole it from the real Capt. America, so you're forced to give the shield back to its original owner.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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Granted but, now all of the fish and sea life can breathe air and have grown legs and are on land now.

I wish there was no pain and suffering in this world and everyone is happy.

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Granted but the rest of the universe is in permanent pain and suffering to compensate :-(

I wish it wasn't cloudy every time there's a good chance to see the Northern Lights
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granted, skies are clear everytime the Northern Lights come up, but there's no a cloudless hailstorm that manifests.

i wish intergalactic tourism was a thing.
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Granted but, you can only go once a light year on a trip.

I wish I could fly.

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granted, but only while screaming in consistent pitch.

i wish i could hold my breath forever while being underwater
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