~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 43

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but it's a supercomputer from Google and your electricity bill goes through the roof.

I wish to become an adventurer.
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kalos
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granted, but all of your adventures go wrong

i wish for a real life shaymin! (cute flower hedgehog mythical pokemon)

भाग्य ज्योति

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बिहार, भारत। Bihar, India.
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As I corrupted in the Trivia section, its the worst looking shaymin, a black one, rotting with a deadly disease, with just 1 hp and 1 level. It cant be trained either.

I want that this thread is renewed.

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but it becomes a thread on philosophical debates, and the users post big, long texts full of philosophical references that no-one understands.

I wish I could teleport.

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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Pallet Town 2029
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Granted but, since you can't see where you are teleporting, when you teleport the results are fatal

I wish StCooler didn't wish that they could teleport so they wouldn't meet an unfortunate end

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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but instead of teleporting, he's stuck on PokéCommunity, and always takes the win in the "Last One Who Posts Wins" topic.

I wish Pokémon was a First-Person Shooter.

Megan

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Granted, but your only weapon is a water gun and there's no Pokemon in the series that's weak to it.

I wish for the stock market to crash.
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

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Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
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Granted, but it crashes so hard that the entire economy falls apart. Toilet paper production completely halts. Farmers start hoarding their food, sharing only with those who can provide weapons and silver. The masses resort to cannibalism and running around in strange leather suits. Nuclear power plants end up exploding from lack of maintenance, leaving few safe areas far and in between. You personally wind up stuck in a desert in Utah hosting your own mini thunder dome where the only combatants are cockroaches, as the nearest human is exactly 1,000.7248 miles away and will never cross paths with you.

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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🍕 here ya go

I wish for a new car

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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but it doesn't start and you have to carry it like this:



I wish I was more efficient at programming.

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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Granted but, you develop a code so advance that the A.I. turns on humanity and...wait, where have I heard this before? It feels sooo familiar

I wish that I could time travel 😉

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Megan

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Granted, but you can only travel back in time and can't change anything.
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bg

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I would have granted something if only Megan didn't forget to wish :p

I wish for a gamer PC

Megan

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Granted, but all your heroic deeds end up in lawsuits against you due to property damages.

I wish for a wishing well.
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

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Granted, but it's oatmeal raisin (Unless you like that, then it's made of dirt).

I wish I had a life.

Megan

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Granted, but now everyone constantly wants something from you.

I wish others didn't have a life!
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but now you're alone on the planet.

I wish my flask was continuously full of drinkable water.
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kalos
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granted, but the water overflows and gets everywhere

i wish for a shiny bulbasaur

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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granted but, that's the last shiny that you will ever get...ever!

I wish to be taller

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Fairy

Megan

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Granted, but now you'll grow so big, you can't even go through doors without hitting your head on the frame.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but now your get to see people constantly everywhere you go, and can no longer find time for yourself.

I wish I could eat pizza everyday without getting fat.