~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 44

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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Pallet Town 2029
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2.4 Years
granted but, the pizza is flat and very tasteless

I wish life was better

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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
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13.4 Years
Granted, but now you’re a commie and Red Foreman’s foot wants to have a word with you.

I wish I had a real Squirtle.

Duck

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Posted February 22nd, 2023
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Granted. Have a totally real plushie that's about 20 years old.

I wish I could eat pizza without getting fat

Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

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Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
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2.4 Years
granted but, the pizza you see is only an illusion

I wish for a new car...

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Megan

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Granted, but it is delivered in cube form.

I wish for a new pencil.
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
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Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
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Granted, but the lead/graphite breaks every time you try to write with it.

I wish I had superpowers.

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted. Your two superpowers are:
  1. You can transform, whenever you want, into a tree. (But you cannot move)
  2. Refrigerators now obey you. However, they cannot do much more than open their doors and change the freezing temperature.

I wish my pancakes didn't stick to the pan this morning.

Megan

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Granted, but now everything you put in that pan slips right out of it!

I wish I had some new furniture.
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Starlight

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Granted! Congratulations, your image quality is 180!

I wish for the end of famine.
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Squirtlenator

Hasta La Vista, Baby

He/Him/His
Pallet Town 2029
Seen May 13th, 2021
Posted May 12th, 2021
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2.4 Years
granted but, now we get around by animals

I wish for a nice steak dinner...

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Megan

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Granted, but the prices are horrendous!

I wish for global pollution to go down.
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kalos
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Posted May 29th, 2021
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granted, but you have to run 5 miles to actually be that fast

i wish for something to wish for

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but you wish for the end of humanity, and it happens without corruption.

I wish I didn't waste that much time on gaming instead of making my fangame :(

Duck

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Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
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Granted, you finally made the ultimate fan simulator: with a fluid simulation physics engine so complex physics and engineering departments around the world want to use. Shame no one wants to play a game to see how a fan works though.

I wish I could eat sweets without worrying about getting fat or getting cavities.

Megan

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Granted, but now every time you eat sweets you need to occupy the toilet afterwards.

I wish for more posts on my post counter.
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but now PokéCommunity is renamed MeganCommunity as 99,65% of the total posts are from you.

I wish I had a new computer.
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kalos
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Posted May 29th, 2021
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2.1 Years
granted, but the computer crashes once a day or more

i wish to win a cuteness contest in pokemon platinum

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
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Granted, but now you can't do anything else in the game as it softlocks you into the winning ceremony.

I wish I hadn't forgotten most of the Spanish I had previously learned.

Megan

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Granted, but now you randomly burst out in Spanish idioms.

I wish I could still remember all those Latin lessons from back in the day.
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
Granted, but now you constantly summon demons on accident just by thinking.

I wish I was a turtle.
Age 20
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kalos
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Posted May 29th, 2021
828 posts
2.1 Years
granted, youre now permanently a squirtle. you didn’t say anything about turtle pokemon...

i wish for something to wish for!