~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 52

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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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Granted, here's your brand new Phony Playstation 5!
What do you mean that's not the brand that's supposed to be on it?

I wish for a big bag of popcorn
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but it has only one corn seed (??? I don't know if it's called "seed").

I wish to type faster.

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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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Duck

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he, they
Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
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2.4 Years
Granted, you type one femtosecond faster.

I wish running didn't suck

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but now you become addict to running, and just like every runner, you get knee and ankle tendinitis, foot inflammation, and probably compression of vertebrae. Here is a list of common running injuries.

Alternative responses:
- Not granted, nothing can make running not suck.
- Run with someone though, it helps a lot ^^


I wish for 10 more IQ points.

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, you get 10 more points to save up for one of these:
Spoiler:

(toyota iQ)

Only 9990 more points to go!

I wish for no side effects from the covid vaccination
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, now the vaccine is a placebo.
Seriously though, I got only one side effect, a slight pain in the shoulder, as if I got punched in the shoulder and it had made a bruise.

I wish for chocolate to not have any calories.

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ZeoStar

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Granted, because it doesn't exist anymore. Can't have calories if it isn't real.

I wish we could colonize other planets.

ReKoil

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Netherlands
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Granted. Earth is invaded by a parasitic alien species that takes over peoples mind and bodies and replaces the original host completely. The new 'humans' make vast technological leaps and end up colonizing other species' planets through force. Those who submit are assimilated too.
So we've technically colonized other planets.... but was it worth it?

I wish for something I don't know I want yet
well this should be fun =3
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Eurovision Event 2023

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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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Granted! You get 487 new hard drives to house your inevitable growing Eurovision addiction. You manage to collect a good copy of every ESC in existence, including previously unknown footage of 1964 that you got from a very shady contact that owed you a life debt after the pencil case affair!

One day you come home to find all your hard drives have been stolen with only a worn eraser left in their place...


I wish for a hot tub!
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Dave

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Granted, but you get amug of company hot tub.


I wish for that I had Saitama's power
-Dave

ReKoil

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Netherlands
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Granted, you are now bald.
We all know his power comes from his baldness =o
😂


I wish to be shiny
I don't even know why... i just feel like being sparkly =o
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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3.1 Years
Granted, you are shiny. But now you provoke envy, trainers who see you want to catch you at all costs. One eventually catches you. However, Glaceon is not viable in Smogon's OverUsed tier, so your trainer never uses you in battle, and you remain in your trainer's PC, Box 22.
One day, a hacker attacks Google's servers, and gains access to all of Bill's storage systems (because Bill works with Google). He finds an interesting shiny Glaceon, downloads it from your box. But there is an error in the download, some bits were lost, and you become a Caterpie (but you're still shiny).

I wish I could sleep less.

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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Duck

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he, they
Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
Granted, you suffer from sleep deprivation though.

I wish I had a shiny penny.

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
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17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Granted, but it's so shiny that everyone now wants it; no matter the cost!

I wish I'd have a trait that positively sticks out.
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You got a thing!

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, you now have Pinokkio's nose, except it grows when you complain about mondays!

I wish for a new cat friend =)
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Duck

🦆 quack quack

he, they
Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
Granted. The cat's a friend to you until one day it just disappears. You're severely distraught over that.

I wish I didn't have a blister on my foot.

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted. Now it's on your forehead.

I wish I had a kilogram of strawberries.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, a kilogram of these:
Spoiler:

wait, I don't have to make them myself though, do I?


I wish for a sprinkler
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Eurovision Event 2023

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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Granted, now you only need to install it at your house in the desert.

I wish for a wish.
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You got a thing!

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but that new wish is not granted.

I wish the Earth was a torus (form of a donut).

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, but you have to live in the center. Good luck =D

I wish for a Photoshop license
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Duck

🦆 quack quack

he, they
Seen February 23rd, 2023
Posted February 22nd, 2023
5,750 posts
2.4 Years
Granted. Your country institute a DMV equivalent for the use of software and you're granted a license to use Photoshop. Now you just have to buy a use license from Adobe. And pay the government to renew your other license every two years or so.

I wish for a marshmallow.

Dave

Male
From country of 'Men in Blue' (cricket)
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Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me
-Dave

ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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Posted 5 Hours Ago
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2.9 Years
Granted...... But it is made of plastic.

I wish that next one to post is not me
Granted, but you make it into the post anyway through the power of quoting!

I wish to invent a new tasty food
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

Seen 1 Hour Ago
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3.1 Years
Granted. You've invented chocolate-pineapple nems. Yum or yuck?

I wish I found my first Shiny Pokémon.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil