~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 59

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but the CEO of Nintendo comes at your home to steal it and give it to his son.

I wish for more time to do what I want.

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Dratini @ 8,156
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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
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Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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Granted! ... you got fired!

I wish I'd been at Woodstock
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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Granted, you were born earlier and are thus now that many years older =o

I wish spheal would stop being stingy and be shiny already (2100 eggs and counting...)
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, it's shiny. But out of relief, you put your Switch on your lap to savour this moment. When you take back the Switch, you realise it has turned off to save battery. Did I mention you didn't save the game? :(

I wish I wasn't hungry all the time.

Granted! ... you got fired!
Stealing my paid holidays to give them to someone else + firing me because I basically want holidays :(
I wish Ash wouldn't be such an evil boss to me!

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Eleanor

Princess Era 🎀

Age 23
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Italy
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Granted, but now every little sweet has the potential of raising your weight by 5 kg or more :)

I wish for more holidays for meeeeeee :pleaplup:

✨ Princess Estelle ✨
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted but you have to spend them somewhere you don't like :(

I wish to be better at writing.
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ReKoil

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Granted, you can write excellently now. Unfortunately this only works with pen and paper, and becomes horrible if copied. Hope you like handwriting the same thing over & over....
(though I guess a single copy for personal use might be enough)

I wish for a good night's rest 😊
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Starlight

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Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted!!! But you can only get it in a very expensive hotel!

I wish sleep wasn't necessary...
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Eleanor

Princess Era 🎀

Age 23
she/her
Italy
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6.8 Years
Granted, but now you can't eat anything either. Good luck :)

I wish I could age slower than most people...

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Kalos
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2 Years
Granted, but you can never bond with anyone for the fear that you will greatly outlive them.
I wish for Pokemon to become real and helpful.
AMP017
Cetified Dragapult fan.
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Oh they're real all right. And SUPER helpful.... super helpful at helping themselves to our world that is! Our world is soon overrun and we are at their mercy. (so we're basically an endangered species)

I wish to not be bored!
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted. You start playing League of Legends and spend your whole life on it :(

I wish videogames would be released without bugs.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted, all bugs and insects are removed from video games... bye, bye, Butterfree :(

Games also now have 100 times more glitches than before 😎


I wish I could stop procrastinating
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Megan

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10.3 Years
Granted, but you now have so much to do you don't know where to start and don't get anywhere, anyway.

I wish all stuff that needs cleaning cleans itself automatically when required.
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ReKoil

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Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, but it's definition of 'when required' is once every 10 years ^.^

I wish for Half Life 3
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Eurovision Event 2023

Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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3.1 Years
Granted, but it is made by EA, it has lootboxes and lots of expensive, useless skins :)

I wish Elden Ring was a masterpiece.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Granted, it's now made by Todd Howard so it just works! And it comes on basically any platform imaginable.

I wish for VPP to become an Idle Game, but only for me!
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, you go idle on VPP and no longer raise any or get any rewards....

I wish for more badge slots on my flair ^.^
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Trade Shop | My HA pokemon trade sheet. | My Shinies. | My VPP.
Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Eleanor

Princess Era 🎀

Age 23
she/her
Italy
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Posted 3 Days Ago
6,349 posts
6.8 Years
Granted, but now they appear on top of your name!

I wish I'd have some inspiration for my next flair :pleaplup:

✨ Princess Estelle ✨
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Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
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17.6 Years
Granted!!! Your next flair will feature a Glaceon/Kabutops hybrid twirling it's hair while playing Yu-Gi-Oh!

I wish to be free.
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Pick your poison: 😇
(my brain wanted to do way too many things with this lol)

-Granted, you are now freed from having to live.... 😈

-Granted, you are now free to smear ketchup everywhere! You just have to clean it up later.... by eating it!

-Granted, you have been set free into the wild. You try to regroup with others of the Ashen Ketchup species.... but are captured in a PokeBall by some random un-aging guy with a pikachu he doesn't evolve for some reason.... but hey, at least you get to chill with Professor oak now?

-Granted, you get absorbed by your computer and can now freely roam all of the internet..... oh.. wait... might wanna be careful 😱

-Granted, you lose your citizenship and are now free and unbound by borders! If only you could settle down somewhere....

______________________________________________________________________

I wish for a chocolate bar that replenishes itself 🤤
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Mega Swampert @ Level 100: 31,081 | Dragonair @ Level 100: 30,291

Megan

She/Her, It/Its
Online now
Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!

I wish for peace of mind.
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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3.1 Years
Granted but now there's a war between twenty countries, other than yours and your neighbours (so the war doesn't affect you directly).

I wish to instantly comprehend everything.


Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!
This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Starlight

She/Her
Tohjo Falls
Seen 2 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Days Ago
32,956 posts
17.6 Years
Granted, but you suck up all known knowledge and the world folds in on itself!

I wish I had better social skills
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ReKoil

Male
Netherlands
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2.9 Years
Granted, you are now a bona fide socialite!
You are now so super popular due to those super amazing social skills that you have no time for yourself.... at all. ever. Hope you like company when you go to the WC.....

I wish to know da wae 😏


This is a subtle corruption! Could be a nice topic for a short story. You start with a normal chocolate bar, then it doubles in size. You're glad, because you like chocolate, and it's more chocolate for you. Then it doubles again. You can start to share it. A few doublings later, you can share it with more people. Then it becomes so big, you start to think: maybe you could make a company selling this chocolate. You do, you get free supply everytime. To the point where you need more and more space to store the chocolate. It keeps growing so much that it becomes slowly dangerous for your warehouse, then for the town, then for the planet.
Granted, but every time you eat it, it grows to double the size!
I'm actually more worried the eaten parts will also grow after consumption, like, in my stomach =o 😱
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