~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 67

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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ReKoil

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Granted, but to finance their retirement all the non-boomers now have to work quadruple shifts with no pauses. There are also no days off or vacations anymore.
Gotta work till you drop! D=
But lying about passed out ain't allowed either! They'll strap your body to some sort of exoskeleton so that it can keep working while you're unconscious! Science, Woo! Progress!
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I wish Cooler never notices his chocolate supply is dwindling ....

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ZeoStar

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The wish is corrupted because 6ix9ine told cooler.

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I wish for cooking supplies.

Arcaneum

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Sylvarant
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So you’ve received the cooking supplies… however it appears you have to assemble it all yourself. From scratch. As in melt down the metal to mould your own saucepans. Tragic.

I wish, I really wish, for a huge swimming pool.
GRIMOIRE

Starlight

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Granted! You now have an Olympic sized pool in your house, but it has left you with nowhere to sleep... better invest in a comfortable dinghy!

I wish for more time.
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Pyxal

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Granted! Time, time, time, time, time, ∞.

i wish for friends :[

ReKoil

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Granted, here's the box set:
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I wish to be able to resist temptation.
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StCooler

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Granted. But now you cannot eat chocolate anymore, because everyone else succumbs to temptation and eats the chocolate before even think about eating it.

I wish I was winter-proof.

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ReKoil

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Granted, but whenever you read someone's mind you automatically get sued for violating their privacy.
Hope you're not too attached to your belongings!

I wish to never have nightmares.
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Happily granted!!! But now you dream about food every night so you wake up starving!

I wish for no more propaganda
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Arcaneum

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Granted! Instead of only some things being propaganda and therefore a lie, everything is now a lie. Including the cake.

I wish that I could sleep.
GRIMOIRE

StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but everytime you sleep, you wake up in the middle of a forest with torn clothes... Yeah, you are a werewolf now. Good luck.

I wish for a legal, tax-free sum of 2 000 000€ to appear right now on my bank account.

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Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
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Megan

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Granted, the children will be happy once the donation transaction of 2000000€ happened!

I wish for my own pet dragon!
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ReKoil

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Here's your lovely Komodo Dragon pet!
Spoiler:

Make sure you feed it timely though...

I wish for more time in a day.
I never seem to have enough lately 😂
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ZeoStar

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Granted, but your time is my time and I donated all my time to aliens on a different planet.

I wish for Captain America's Shield.

Starlight

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Granted! But Cap is gonna be real sorry to see it go. He has been using the same one FOREVER! Just be sure to take good care of it, and make sure to clean any hairs and grime and stuff off it before use:

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I wish to skip tomorrow.
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, but now there is a hole in space-time, and the whole universe collapses.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

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Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

ReKoil

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Well it's not like you HAVE to see properly.... if you wanna see blurry go for it! =D
*snaps cooler's glasses in half*
Wish granted =D

I wish for cooler's eyesight to improve =D
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Megan

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Granted, but he decides to wear glasses, anyway!

I wish for a little bit of happiness!
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ZeoStar

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Granted, your happiness is promised by this man. Take that as you will.

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I wish for eternal good fortune.

Starlight

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Granted, but now there is a hole in space-time, and the whole universe collapses.
Blimey!


Granted, your happiness is promised by this man. Take that as you will.

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I wish for eternal good fortune.
Granted! That pesky rodent that is always stealing food from your cupboards now has eternal good fortune in all their endeavours!

I wish for love and happiness for all PC members :)
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StCooler

Mayst thou thy peace discover.

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Granted, now all Peace Corps members have love and happiness :)

I wish for a multicolor backlit keyboard.

►►►Try out my fangame: Pokémon Retired Champion◄◄◄

Dratini @ 8,156
Hatch @ 8,171
Dragonair @ Level 100: 8,356
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Paldean Wooper @ 8,156
Hatch: 8,171
Clodsire @ Level 100: 8,316
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Orthworm @ 7,936
Hatch @ 7,951
Level 100 @ 8,136
Shiny: No
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil
Klawf @ 7,936
Hatch: 7,951
Level 100: 8,111
Shiny: Yes
Points: 70
Smoliv @ 7,732
Hatch: 7,747
Arboliva @ Level 100: 7,892
Shiny: No
Points: 70
Onix @ 7,732
Hatch @ 7,747
Steelix @ Level 100: 7,917
Shiny: Yes
Points: 100
Tag-team with ReKoil

Megan

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Posted 3 Hours Ago
17,737 posts
10.3 Years
You get your RGB keyboard but you need to hook up an entire powerplant just to make it be all flashy.

I wish for Nintendo to be more customer friendly.
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ReKoil

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Granted, you just need to buy the Nintendo Premium Plan for 200 euros a day and Nintendo will be at your beck and call. 😉

I wish for a cure for every illness.
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Starlight

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Please don't make me corrupt this...

Okay then... It turns out you couldn't cure every illness, at least one had to remain or the universe would fold in on itself. So everyone is cured of everything - except... everyone is also now inflicted with incurable PokéCommunity addiction :)

I wish to visit the moon
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