~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~ Page 9

Started by Desinishon March 5th, 2017 3:40 AM
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ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
Granted, but reality is only not real in a different universe from ours.

I wish I had friends

PageEmp

I can’t do money puns. It just doesn’t make any cents.

Male
with an axe
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 4 Weeks Ago
12,445 posts
7.8 Years
Granted but it's expired.

I wish every video game only costed 1$.
I… might put something interesting here eventually.

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but any and all video games no longer exist (nooooooo).

I wish I was able to make a wish.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but you starve, and well… I'll let Dark Souls do the talking.



I wish to have a level 100 Shiny Bidoof irl, and have it not kill anyone.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

ElBurrito

I'm not just any burrito. I am THE burrito.

Age 28
Male
Middle of Nowhere, Missouri
Seen August 1st, 2021
Posted May 8th, 2021
2,466 posts
13.4 Years
Granted, but it dies after a few seconds of existing.

I wish I could visit Australia

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but school becomes 24 hours long.

I wish every disease, disorder, etc. was cured.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

VoltYellow

And then Everyone Dies™

Male
IDK...GPS isn't working..
Seen December 17th, 2018
Posted May 6th, 2018
681 posts
6.3 Years
Granted, but you cannot touch the sky

I wish my dog stopped barking
R.I.P. My Wish
Granted but Your dog will be mine from now :p

Welcome to the rhythm of the night

Credits to Ben for these Beautiful Templates!

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but you have to post a wish before.

I wish I could make a wish.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but the wish is still corrupted.

I wish I could bump this thread.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

VoltYellow

And then Everyone Dies™

Male
IDK...GPS isn't working..
Seen December 17th, 2018
Posted May 6th, 2018
681 posts
6.3 Years
granted, You would be lazier from now :p
I wish i could meet my online friends in real life

Welcome to the rhythm of the night

Credits to Ben for these Beautiful Templates!

Thomas the Shinyhunter

There are no game overs. Only continues.

Non-binary
The location segment is too faded to read…
Seen July 24th, 2018
Posted March 24th, 2018
197 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but they turn out to be criminals (of jaywalking), and all of you get arrested.

I wish I was permanently drownproof.
Kids, there's nothing more cool then being hugged by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

It's your body, no one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to.

So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get outta there.

Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust. Like your parent, your teacher, a police officer.

VoltYellow

And then Everyone Dies™

Male
IDK...GPS isn't working..
Seen December 17th, 2018
Posted May 6th, 2018
681 posts
6.3 Years
Granted but only when you are away from mankind i.e. you are in Space
I wish I was handsome

Welcome to the rhythm of the night

Credits to Ben for these Beautiful Templates!

ZeoStar

Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
Granted, but ants nest inside the food

I wish for a gallon of gasoline