dump my ashes in a river and go

Started by Her March 11th, 2017 3:10 AM
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Her

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how and where would you like your remains to be disposed of when you die?

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just bury me in the cheapest coffin with the cheapest headstone you can find. nothing too fancy. preferably a cemetery in or around my home town.

I want to be frozen and re-heated in the future when they figure out how to either reverse the aging process and facilitate biological immortality, or put human consciousness in cybernetic bodies. Either or.
sorry but the first line of this post just has me thinking of those frozen ready-meals you get
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When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.

In reality, I hope it's the cheapest method that leaves like zero impact. Graves take up a lot of space, so I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Being turned into a diamond sounds interesting, but also a corpse diamond sounds odd, so I doubt anyone would do that.

Radiating

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I'd want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown into a forest.

I have a fear of being buried alive.

gimmepie

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I have a fear of being buried alive.
You uh... wouldn't be.


Harvest my organs for science and then cremate me.
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I'd probably just lie around for a couple years. There's not a lot of things people could do with my dead body after they all burnt to death in a gigantic fire expanding across all continents that killed the entirety of humankind.
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Lunar

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I want my ashes to be thrown into the ocean in Corfu

Her

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I'd probably just lie around for a couple years. There's not a lot of things people could do with my dead body after they all burnt to death in a gigantic fire expanding across all continents that killed the entirety of humankind.
hello, every final fantasy main antagonist ever

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Megan

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hello, every final fantasy main antagonist ever
To be fair, Kefka is doing a pretty good job at accomplishing his goals. As opposed to, let's say, a one-winged-wanna-be-angel who can't even kill people by dropping a giant meteor on their head.
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I prefer to stay this age forever. More anti-oxidants in my diet!!
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i'd want to be buried next to my mom and my dad and sisters, or be made into ashes (that's cremating i think) and be put in an urn. unless i get reincarnated or something idk

Sydian

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Burn my ass honestly lol. I don't want my ashes spread, though. I would still like for whoever remains to have somewhere to pay visits. I mean obviously this doesn't work for everyone, but I enjoy leaving flowers for my passed loved ones and having somewhere to go for it. We have an urn with my grandmother's ashes here at the house and another smaller container with ashes in my cousin's room and her friend (without realizing what was in it) opened it and spilled them all over the floor. idk I'm too afraid of that happening. And it's kind of weird looking at the urn on the shelf and thinking there's essentially a person in there...
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Cremate me and just bury it I guess, I don't really care.

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I don't care too much as long as it's not anything super formal. I don't want a funeral or anything, and I DO NOT want to be embalmed. Some of the stuff they do to those bodies... Shudder

Edit: ^ By that I mean they drain all the blood and stuff. It's actually not that weird.
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