Massive Dilemma Alert

Started by Lunar April 4th, 2017 1:44 PM
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Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
Okay guys here's the situation.

I'm going on a date with this girl in two days, however, when I asked what her favourite pizza topping is she said pineapple...what do I do???

:/

Radiating

Male
United States
Seen March 7th, 2021
Posted December 21st, 2018
5,787 posts
6.3 Years
Marry her

pastelspectre

Memento Mori

Age 25
he/him
The Pacific Northwest
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Posted 1 Week Ago
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13.1 Years
you call off the date

kidding

Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
You live in England? Head right to Scotland Yard and report her.
I feel like this is the most appropriate course of action.

Think a few years from now. In a hypothetical situation where you're still with this girl. You start hanging around her house a lot, and in one (I guarantee there will be more) situation, you end up really hungry. You say you want to order pizza, because why not? She asks you what toppings you're ordering and you say cheese and/or pepperoni (or whatever toppings you want).

She then casually slips in "can you make sure to order pineapple pizza, as well?"

Would you be able to handle that? What would be your response?
This sounds like a scenario from hell but I feel like I'd have to get up and leave her right there and then.

Somewhere_

i don't know where

Age 23
Male
somewhere (duh)
Seen June 5th, 2019
Posted March 17th, 2019
Okay guys here's the situation.

I'm going on a date with this girl in two days, however, when I asked what her favourite pizza topping is she said pineapple...what do I do???

:/
holy muk this is a massive issue

YOUR MORALITY IS IN JEOPARDY

Sothis

Will this hand destroy you?

She/her
Firene
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9.9 Years
Have half the pizza with pineapple and half without :3

you cannot hope to win
so bound in flesh


moon

they/them
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15.5 Years
Have half the pizza with pineapple and half without :3
This is the best thing I've heard in this argument so far.

Think inside the box. The pizza box.
paired with Ivysaur

Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
The sex will make it all worth it, friend.
But during it my thoughts will be plagued with pineapple pizza :/

Take her to a chippy instead?
That may work for a while, but there's no avoiding pizza.

Sylphiel

Between your fantasy and my reality
Seen March 28th, 2023
Posted January 9th, 2023
13,114 posts
18.5 Years
Personal pizzas for the both of you.

That way, you both get your pizzas, and pineapple will never have to touch yours at all.

Nihilego

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Male
scotland
Seen September 28th, 2018
Posted March 16th, 2018
8,874 posts
12.1 Years
Get a large pizza and have pineapple on half of it and whatever topping you like on the other half. Everyone wins that way!
bad idea, the pizza will still have been contaminated
s͎̭̚ ̪ͭͩy͔͚̰̻̗̩̺ͣ́ͨ̌͡ ̩̳̙̖̖̺͡m̷̱̘͎̝̘̣͒͌͒̚ ͇͖̔̐̔b̝̪͚̞̦ͬ ̢͔̱̟̞̝͙̮͌̅̈̓̿̿i͐̈̃͊ͯ̎҉̟̠͓ ͕̥̣̪̠̃͑͞ỏ̵͕̠̱̬̬̞͛̋ ̨͈̻̱̟̱͓̪n͒̒͂͊̀ ̻̰̰̜̅̃͒̂͞tͭ̍̈́ ͙͇̘͕͍̜̖ͫ̌̊̿ͫ̂̀:̵̾͒̔͂ ̟͉̜̽͒͌͜p͎͇͎̦̺̙͒͆͋́ͅ ̨̠̠̘͚͖̺ͫ͛̎̉a̲͍̫͖͗̄ ͓͖͍̯̤̼͙̿̆̂̂̄r̬̟̮͖̥̼̆̓͑̃̾ͬ̉͟ͅ ̬̼̗͊͛a̛̯̮ ̮̬͍̙̮̤́ͪŝ͊ͬ̒̎̃ ̧̝̮͎͙͆̓ì͈̹̻̱̾͝ ̘͉͕̭̊ͤ̉̓tͩͯ̉̐ͨͬ̚͏̻̺̖̮ ̞̘͂̋̋ͯ͑ͦ͗e̞͔̎̇ͫ͊͗

Cariad

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12 Years
she's a keeper.

Somewhere_

i don't know where

Age 23
Male
somewhere (duh)
Seen June 5th, 2019
Posted March 17th, 2019
Get a large pizza and have pineapple on half of it and whatever topping you like on the other half. Everyone wins that way!
that isn't the only issue

the girl has a fundamentally destructive mindset. some stupid compromise can't circumvent this central issue.

Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
So James, it's been two days. How'd it go? :O
To Angie and everybody involved in this thread I would like to thank you for your help. The date was successful (I believe) and there was not one word or consumption of Pineapple Pizza, long may this continue.