Midnight Confessions

Started by User19sq May 10th, 2017 12:11 PM
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Cuz I felt like ripping off Colbert, and the old thread is dead.

Come here to confess your sins. But keep in mind that your confessions don't actually have to be sins, but just things you feel like confessing. I'll begin:

Forgive me, PC. Whenever I pay for a soda with over 20 nickels, I tell the cashier that I'm sorry for making them count all those coins. But in reality... I'm not sorry at all.

Somewhere_

i don't know where

Age 23
Male
somewhere (duh)
Seen June 5th, 2019
Posted March 17th, 2019
Forgive me, PC. Whenever I pay for a soda with over 20 nickels, I tell the cashier that I'm sorry for making them count all those coins. But in reality... I'm not sorry at all.
behold the most evil person in the whole world

Nihilego

[color=#95b4d4]ユービーゼロイチ パラサイト[/color]

Male
scotland
Seen September 28th, 2018
Posted March 16th, 2018
8,874 posts
12.1 Years
Murder, Father. For money, Father. Yes, Father. Not out of anger, not out of nothing. For money.

You, Father. I said you, Father. What are you, deaf?

Harry Waters says hello.
s͎̭̚ ̪ͭͩy͔͚̰̻̗̩̺ͣ́ͨ̌͡ ̩̳̙̖̖̺͡m̷̱̘͎̝̘̣͒͌͒̚ ͇͖̔̐̔b̝̪͚̞̦ͬ ̢͔̱̟̞̝͙̮͌̅̈̓̿̿i͐̈̃͊ͯ̎҉̟̠͓ ͕̥̣̪̠̃͑͞ỏ̵͕̠̱̬̬̞͛̋ ̨͈̻̱̟̱͓̪n͒̒͂͊̀ ̻̰̰̜̅̃͒̂͞tͭ̍̈́ ͙͇̘͕͍̜̖ͫ̌̊̿ͫ̂̀:̵̾͒̔͂ ̟͉̜̽͒͌͜p͎͇͎̦̺̙͒͆͋́ͅ ̨̠̠̘͚͖̺ͫ͛̎̉a̲͍̫͖͗̄ ͓͖͍̯̤̼͙̿̆̂̂̄r̬̟̮͖̥̼̆̓͑̃̾ͬ̉͟ͅ ̬̼̗͊͛a̛̯̮ ̮̬͍̙̮̤́ͪŝ͊ͬ̒̎̃ ̧̝̮͎͙͆̓ì͈̹̻̱̾͝ ̘͉͕̭̊ͤ̉̓tͩͯ̉̐ͨͬ̚͏̻̺̖̮ ̞̘͂̋̋ͯ͑ͦ͗e̞͔̎̇ͫ͊͗

Cariad

world.search(you);

Age 23
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted May 12th, 2020
1,347 posts
12 Years
i got away with paying a child's ticket on the train for 2yrs despite being over 15
... i'm so sorry, train company! ;___;

Lunar

Age 24
Male
England
Seen September 16th, 2020
Posted September 15th, 2020
Once, I told a customer I wasn't going to charge them for something on their bill and then I forgot and charged them for it anyway. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

Radiating

Male
United States
Seen March 7th, 2021
Posted December 21st, 2018
5,787 posts
6.3 Years
I put sprite in a water cup at Mcdonalds.

Fear me

Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
27,325 posts
13.2 Years
I once got into a high school football game for free because I didn't know you had to pay for them and the entrance I went into was not guarded.

Sothis

Will this hand destroy you?

She/her
Firene
Seen 11 Hours Ago
Posted 14 Hours Ago
17,837 posts
9.9 Years
There's many times i could've gotten away with not paying at tim hortons because they're inattentive, but I pay anyway.

Wait

you cannot hope to win
so bound in flesh


Tsutarja

Age 28
he / him
Florida
Seen 6 Hours Ago
Posted 6 Days Ago
27,325 posts
13.2 Years
Its focking 4 AM in the MORNING
and that's sinful?

Christos

Male
Seen April 16th, 2020
Posted December 16th, 2019
6,355 posts
17.2 Years
Forgive me, PC. Whenever I pay for a soda with over 20 nickels, I tell the cashier that I'm sorry for making them count all those coins. But in reality... I'm not sorry at all.
Sometimes, I tell people I'm too busy to keep them company when they need me, but all I do is pretend to have chores to do because I don't feel like listening to them cry about their dead grandma.
you're the worst person I know

A Pokemon that is discriminated!
Support squirtle and make it everyone's favourite.

pastelspectre

Memento Mori

Age 25
he/him
The Pacific Northwest
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
2,156 posts
13.1 Years
whenever i ask for a water cup at mcdonalds...i don't get water, i get soda. *puts on sunglasses*

also for the longest time whenever we went to a chinese restaurant we would lie about my age and say i was 12 even though i was like 16 or 17

Sonata

Don't let me disappear

Age 27
Male
Indiana
Seen 1 Hour Ago
Posted March 25th, 2023
13,619 posts
10.2 Years
I was at speedway around 5am and was joking around with my gf about stealing some beef jerky so I stuck it in my pocket. 30 minutes later when were finally leaving I get in the car and feel something stabbing me in the stomach. Lo and behold I got free jerky.

pastelspectre

Memento Mori

Age 25
he/him
The Pacific Northwest
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
2,156 posts
13.1 Years
Whenever someone within hearing-range starts gushing about Undertale, I start praying for that person to fall down a hole.
i hope you're joking