You know you're from _____ listing Page 2

Started by Guest123_x1 June 2nd, 2005 7:11 AM
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Age 32
Universe A
Seen May 12th, 2012
Posted June 14th, 2011
1,165 posts
19.1 Years
I'm stealing yours Arcy, cuz so many of them apply to us too. XD

You Know You're From North Carolina When...

Sweet tea is THE drink. No questions.
I LOVE SWEET TEA XD

When a waitress asks what you want to drink and you say Coke, she asks "What kind?"
There's tons of kinds of Coke, thank you very much XD

"Ya'll" is a word.
Yes. It is. XD And one of my favorite ones. XD

You know the difference between a hillbilly, a redneck, and a Southerner.
There's a huge difference! If you want me to explain it to y'all, drop me a PM, daggone it.

The one way to be killed in .5 seconds is to talk about somebody's mama or talk bad to somebody's mama.
EXACTLY right. XD

Krispy Kreme donuts are the only kind of donuts you eat.
It's spelled donuts. Not dounuts. XD And yeah, I eat only Krispy Kreme. XD

Fried chicken is a major part of your diet.
Not as big as most people's, but yeah it is a big part. XD

When the Goverment started telling people to stock up on duck tape, you were waaaaaaaaaay ahead of them.
4 rolls. >> XD

On one side of the road there's Wal-Mart and on the other is a cotton field
Well, we only have one Wal-Mart within an hour of us, and there's a mall across from it. XD

You greet people with "Howdy, Whachu doin?"
Not exactly. Mine's more: "Hey y'all, howsyourmomanddem?" XD

You know what a 'dawg' is.
I own 2. XD

You know people who consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
OH YEAH. We used to have one of them things. Hehe. Gallynappers were funny to watch in those things. XD (Y'all have no idea what a gallynapper is do ya? XD)

The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road."
My drive way's not paved, but we live on a main highway. XD

Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
They're in a pen. My wallet's hidden. So, yeah, basically they're the same way. XD

You still call the refrigerator the "icebox".
My dad does. XD

Your whole town completely shuts down for 1 inch of snow or just the threat of snow.
Dude, if we got 2 inches, we'd be out for a week. XD

You know at least three streets named "Peachtree"
I know two actually. XD

You don't know anyone who drinks Pepsi.
I only know one. XD

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
IT IS A BUGGY! XD

People actually grow, eat and like okra!
My aunt has a freaking okra garden. XD

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Carolina.
I'm going to after I post this. XD

Aight, y'all. Later.
"The surface of the earth is the shore of the cosmic ocean. ... Recently, we've managed to wade a little way out, maybe ankle-deep, and the water seems inviting."

Eliana

The |R a m p a g e|

Age 32
www.thepeopleunited.net
Seen February 18th, 2010
Posted April 25th, 2006
17,195 posts
19.5 Years
XD Omg the time this thread was made, I was actually making a thing like this!!! XD!!!!!!!

I made this one up, so enjoy X3

You Know Youre Addicted To/From PC When

You get mad when someone says what kind of computer they have when you asked them if they know what PC is.
You actually memorized time zones in Australia, because you need to know when your friends are on.
You actually know what XD is.
You have a strange fear of lags that no one seems to understand.
When your parents say that Online Jobs dont exist, you wish they understood what a mod was.
When your parents ask where half of your allowance went, you said you donated it to a wonderful community.
You seem to have more friends online than offline.
You actually know people from places in Asia that no one knows about, but apparently they have Internet there.
You know how to pronounce pwn and you can define it.
You have an official fan club.
You have become attached to your Post Count, and if you ever lost it you would die.
Your offline friends know all about your online friends, because of you- Where they live, how old they are, etc.
When something good happens offline, you say w00t instead of Yay!
You know at least 15 people who need to get off the computer and go outside, knowing one is you but you couldnt care less.
You know someone who has an unnatural obsession with one or more of the following: XD, Anime, Ash, The Daily Chit Chat, or posting.
You actually made an emergency escape plan in case someone says Billie Joe sucks!
You think that n00bs are entertaining to watch, especially when they flame each other.
You think about cleaning your PM Box more often than cleaning your room.
You set your Homepage to the latest post made in DCC.
You know of at least 2 people who have pretended to be the opposite gender.
You can relate to these, and you actually understand them and don't assume they are inside jokes!
[A N T I -F L A G]
T H E I R | S Y S T E M | D O E S N ' T | W O R K | F O R | Y O U

WE'RE TIRED OF LIES WE WANT THE TRUTH. [Turncoat]
[Sanity is not Statistical] --1984
No, I'm not back, I'm just laughing at the mediocrity of corrupted 'authority'. <3

Miyu-chan

.::f l o w e r g i r l::.

Age 34
Seen April 23rd, 2014
Posted January 17th, 2010
5,956 posts
19.7 Years
Eek, I fulfill so many points on Eli's list. xD
When your parents say that Online Jobs dont exist, you wish they understood what a mod was.
*nods nods* x3

Anyways... I don't where I'm from, but since I'm currently living in Silicon Valley/San Jose... xD
Your combined household income is $140,000 and you can't afford shoes for the kids

You think anything slower than DSL is barbaric, but can't get it in your neighborhood
<- We could only get Yahoo DSL, and for that, we had to switch or phone to SBC... o.x;

You know what D(igital)S(ubscription)L(ine) stands for <-My brother does, he's scary. o.o;

You and your spouse almost come to blows deciding to hit Peet's or Starbucks

You think that American food includes sushi, naan, pho, pesto and pad thai

You met your neighbors once

When asked about your commute you answer in time, not distance

Even though you work 80 hours per week on a computer, for relaxation you read your email and peruse eBay

You have worked at the same job for a year and people call you an 'old-timer'

The T-shirts you value most were for products that never made it to market

You can name four different programming languages and you are not a programmer

You remember the names of the three closest cheap sushi joints, the location of all the Fry's in the area and which companies your friends work for that are going public in the next year, but don't know the name of the mayor

Standing in line at Starbucks you wonder why the employees don't call a head hunter

You work 6 miles from your home and spend two hours a day commuting and $40 a week on gas

Winter is when your lawn grows too fast and summer is when it dies

The median price of a house is $500,000...for 1200 sq. ft. with no yard because it's a town house Actually, in our area it's like 600,000... CRAZY. O.O;

You live on some of the richest farm land in the world but most of what you eat comes from South America on a boat


Your best friend lives across town but you hardly ever see each other because after your commute you're too pooped to spend another hour driving to their home

You have a master's degree in engineering but half the people in your department either didn't go to college or have history degrees, except if you have a master's from Stanford, in which case everyone in your department has a master's degree from Stanford

You cringe when you see people in suits at your office, wondering if someone in management will make you stop wearing bunny slippers

You plan your vacation so that you don't have to drive back from the airport in commute hours

You don't go to sporting events unless you are given tickets by your employer

You could sell your home and live like a king in 99% of the rest of the world, but don't because it would be difficult to move back.


You have at least three computers at home.

You own at least one domain on the Internet, probably several.

You think it's normal to see chip-design software or relational databases advertised on freeway billboards.

You know that California isn't just one big beach.

You know that not everyone in California surfs.

You know there's lots of skiing in California.

You know your rotating outage block number at home and at work, and listen for them whenever there are rolling blackouts.

If someone refers to "SunnytogaDeAnzavale Road", you laugh and know what they're talking about.
Half half. o.o;

You take your out-of-town friends to see the techie gadgets at Fry's. But you don't let them buy anything.

You know how to recognize re-sealed returned electronics at Fry's.

You don't ask the staff any questions at Fry's. You know they hire idiots and pass the savings on to you.

You watch dot-com boomers go back to the states they came from, and the traffic gets better by the month. But you are home so you're not moving.

You own a Sport Utility Vehicle and have never taken it off-road. You wouldn't know what to do if you tried. Same with all your friends.

You don't know how to drive in snow. You're a road hazard when you visit the mountains.

You think the horn and middle finger are essential driving tools.

You think bicycles don't belong on the road.

You think any car ahead of you doesn't belong on the road.

Your out-of-state friends are impressed at how much money you make... until you tell them how much you pay for housing.

You know that a "fixer-upper" home could cost a half-million dollars.

You do a "California stop" at stop signs. And you think it's only Californians who call them that.

You aren't bothered much by earthquakes because you're ready for them. But the thought of tornadoes and hurricanes terrifies you.


You clearly remember where you were when the Loma Prieta quake hit.

You know several funny stories about swimming pools in the quake.

You can't recognize a thunderstorm without seeing lightning first.

You cringe when a Southern Californian refers to highways like "the 101". It's just "101". No "the".
Not really cringe... but we do refer to it as '101'. o.o;

You call low clouds "fog" even if they're hundreds of feet off the ground.

At least once you have gone to San Francisco for the day wearing shorts and a t-shirt because it was a warm clear day in San Jose. And you froze your little *@#!% off in the fog, drizzle and wind.

You say you're from Silicon Valley because no one knows where San Jose is. (Do they? o.o)

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Silicon Valley.
And here's a Chinese one. xD
You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.

You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.

You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. <-Used to. o.o;

You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.

You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

You eat all meals in the kitchen.

You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.

You use grocery bags to hold garbage.


You always leave your shoes at the door.


You have a piano in your living room.
<- Used to, now it's a keyboard. xD

You twirl your pen around your fingers.

Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

You don't own any real Tupperware -- only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. <-OMG, my dad totally does that. xD

You've eaten a red bean Popsicle.

You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes.

You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.


The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonald's.

Ditto for paper napkins.

You never order room service. True... o.o;

You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These travel snacks are always dried. As in not just dried plums, dried ginger, and beef/pork jerky, but dried cuttlefish (SQUID).

Your parents vehemently refuse the sack of gold coin oranges that their guests just brought just to be courteous.

Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law.

When you go to a dance party, there are a wall of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. I want to~ xD

You don't use measuring cups.

You feel like you've gotten a good deal if you didn't pay tax.


You beat eggs with chopsticks.

Your parents' house is always cold.

You have a teacup with a cover on it.

You reuse teabags.

Your mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.

You tip Chinese delivery guys / waiters more.

You're a wok user.

You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions.


You have acquired a taste for bittermelon. <-EW, NOOOO! O.o;

You like congee with thousand year old eggs.

You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached -- it means they're fresh.

You never call your parents just to say hi.

You always cook too much.

If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten rice, even if it's midnight.

Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods because they produce hot air.

Your parents never go to the movies.

Your parents send money to their relatives in China.

You use a face cloth.

Your parents use a clothes line. <-Used to, now we're americanized. xD

You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.

You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.


You've joined a CD club at least once.

You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.

You never discuss your love life with your parents.

Your parents are never happy with your grades. ;-;

You keep most of your money in a savings account.

You've been on the Love Boat or know someone who has.

Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

You love Chinese Martial Arts films.

You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

Shao Lin and Wu Tang actually mean something to you.

You love to go to $1.75 movies.

You love to go to $1.50 movies even more.

You never order sweet-n-sour pork, egg foo young, or chop suey at a Chinese restaurant.

You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.

Someone in your family drives a Honda... with custom rims.

You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging from your rear-view mirror.

You like to eat chicken feet.

You suck on fish heads and fish fins.

You turn bright red after drinking two tablespoons of beer.

You can get a buzz on Coors O'Douls or Miller Sharps.

You look like you are eighteen. <- I'm not even eighteen yet! xD

You only buy used cars.

You have more than five remotes in your house.

You leave the plastic on the lampshade for ten years or more.

You can't bear to throw things away.

Your dad washes his hair four times a day, or never at all.

Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.

You've worn glasses at least since the fifth grade.

Your parents (or some other close relative) own a grocery store or restaurant.

You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.

You add twice the amount of water recommended when making orange juice from concentrate.

You've never seen your parents hug.

Your grandmother lives with you and your family. <-Used to, 'till she passed away...

You never order desserts at restaurants.

You always have water when dining out.


You say "aiya!" and "wah!" frequently. Sometimes that's what Chinese words end in... (I think...)

You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.

You love to play mah jong.

You have to read all your parents' mail written in English.

You are constantly being set up with uninteresting (and usually ugly) people by your parents.

You hate eating cheese. <- My brother does. xD

You have a big aquarium filled with colorful fish somewhere in your house.

Your mother is strangely obsessed with plants.

White people look at you strangely if you tell them you are Buddhist. <-I'm not Buddhist. xD

You notice the main topic at family get-togethers is food.

You seldom ever owned new clothes if you were a second child.

Your folks never speak under 10 decibels at family gatherings.

You never made the school football or basketball team.

You have two middle initials instead of one.

You grow your own bean sprouts in the kitchen.

Your mother made you peel water chestnuts and snow peas.

You have an lonely unmarried relative who frequently drops by during dinner time.

You received little red envelopes containing money on special occasions.

You use the underside of a porcelain bowl to sharpen your knives.

You cut your own hair or had someone in your family do it.

Your grandmother has a lot of gold teeth especially in front.

You keep fresh garlic and ginger in the kitchen at all times.

You know what the term "lemon" or a "banana" means.

You only have to shave every other day (maybe).

You wash and reuse ziplock bags.

You know at least three people named Alan Wong.

You never drank milk after eating cherries.

Your parents collect jade jewelry.


You always drink tea after a meal.

Your dad owns at least one bird.

Your parents grow vegetables in a garden.

You use doilies to decorate your furniture.

Your grandmother rapped your knuckles with her chopsticks while reaching food with your fingers.

You're proud to be Chinese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Chinese friends!


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Age 32
New Jersey
Seen August 7th, 2007
Posted September 23rd, 2005
130 posts
18 Years
You Know You're From South Jersey When...

In your mind you hear "watch out for the tram car please" even in your sleep.

When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.

You or your friends have Lyme Disease.
My Cousin

You don't understand why there aren't more 24-hour diners elsewhere in the country.

You know what a Wawa is, and know the location of at least 15 of them.
I LOVE WAWA!

You have an EZ Pass, but you just hold it up.

Your neighborhood demonstrates co-existence of African-Americans and racist rednecks.

You know that you should get the hell out of Camden before dark.

Your car is covered with yellow-green dust in April ann May.

You buy Shop-Rite brand food at Shop-Rite.

Honesty, sincerity, and courtesy are things you once saw happen in Ohio.

You know how to successfully handle a traffic circle.

You always went to the Franklin Institute when you were a kid.


You say "water" weird.

Even your school made good Italian subs, but you call them hoagies.

You've almost fallen asleep on the Expressway.

You've lived through hurricanes, nor'easters and fires, but have never seen a tornado, earthquake or volcano.

You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.

You never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur.


You have mandatory recycling. Enforced by law.


You don't have to go to Red Lobster to get fresh seafood.

You go to at least one parade at the boardwalk each year.

You've made a meal out of Tastycakes, Herr's BBQ potato chips, and Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer.

You know the Atlantic City High School marching band can lay down some phat beats.


You can go bowling at 1:30 A.M. (with automatic scoring!)

Route 206 doesn't freak you out at night.

You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little different".
That's me, lol

You know it can be -10 degrees and 70 degrees in January in the same year.
All too well

You will always say "YO", and you'll say it often.

Your town has an online commmunity.
Myspace Baby!

At least one person brings Big Fizz to a party.

You go to another state and sit at a gas station wondering when the people will come out to pump your gas.
Lol


You have to mail your relocated friends tastykakes.
LMAO, yeah...

You think North Jersey is a different state and South Jersey deserves its own secession.
Sure!

You have crossed all 5 bridges into Philly at one point in your life.

You take day trips to philly to walk on South Street.

You have had a near or close call experiences hitting a deer with your car.
Mom...


You took your report card to Clementon Park for free tickets.
Try Chuck E. Cheese


Other people dont know what funnel cake and water ice is because everyone else calls it fried dough and slush.

You don't acknoledge that it is tomorrow until either you go to sleep or the sun comes up.


You ever drove all the way to the shore just to walk around for 5 minutes then drive back.
OMG

You say "'lanic city", instead of Atlantic City.
Yeah, guilty


You've seen a shack with a satellite dish.
lol

You say "gimme" instead of give me, or "com' mer" instead of come here.
Yup

You think we should sell north "Joisey" to New York for $24.
LOL

You never could figure out which was the Black Horse Pike or The White Horse Pike.
I am learning...

You don't think you have an accent.
Do I?

Everything is "twenty minutes away". If you ask how long it takes to get any place in South Jersey, the person always says, "about twenty minutes". To get to a mall, "Oh, about 20 minutes". To get to the airport, "Mmm, about 20 minutes." To get from Runnemede to Philly, "Only about 20 minutes". Try it. Only the shore areas take more than "twenty minutes". They're usually "an hour and twenty minutes."
I do that a lot.

You curse off three drivers in two minutes.
Mom

You went to StoryBook Land as a kid.
I hate that place


Every time someone in Hollywood makes fun of Jersey, you're mad and proud at the same time.
Yup...


Making left turns just doesn't feel right anymore.
lol


A member of your family does not have all of their teeth.

Going to New York is a huge trip but Philly is someplace to go when you're bored.


You think a mountain is any landform taller than your house.

You eat at restaurants that have locations I, II, III, IV, and V.
Age 35
pretty soon, with my girlfriend/fiance'
Seen August 12th, 2005
Posted June 7th, 2005
32 posts
19.6 Years
bold applies to me

Your idea of a three-way is chilli over spaghetti topped with cheddar

You know what goetta is - and you've eaten it

You hate Cleveland, but you don't know why, and you've never been there

You think Pete Rose and Marge Schott were railroaded

You say "Please?" instead of "Excuse me?"

You think Northern Kentucky is part of Ohio

You've been to California, Wyoming, Coney Island, and Over-the-Rhine in one day

There are less than 100 murders a year, and you still think you're in Detroit

You think Dayton is a Third World country

What groundhog? It's the St. Patrick's Day parade leprechaun that forecasts how much longer winter will last.

Losing football teams draw more fans than winning baseball teams.
Indiana is about 20 miles away, but it takes about four hours to get there.

It's too cold in the winter, and too hot and humid in the summer, to ever stay outside for very long.
You drive to Columbus or Louisville to avoid the prices at the Cincinnati airport.

City council members hold debates on whether or not they should debate in the first place.

Tourists still flock downtown to catch a glimpse of cast members from "WKRP," even though the show hasn't aired on network television since 1984, and the show was filmed in LA anyway.

You ask lifetime residents where the President Taft house is, but they don't know either.

If you do something -- anything -- in public long enough, sooner or later it will be banned.
Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude Graeter's ice cream.

You get through winter listening to Marty and Joe's broadcasts from the grapefruit leagues.

Big Red Smokies are a ballpark treat, not cause to dial 9-1-1.

If necessary, the city could easily be sliced into two new cities: East and West, and it would take 20 years for anyone to notice something happened.

Chocolate and cinnamon, not peppers and beans, are in your chili.

You can drive 30 minutes in any direction to hear a different accent than your own.

You can accurately judge people's social status by which Kroger's store they frequent.

You can go to any church festival in any neighborhood on any weekend and see at least five people you either work with, went to school with, or dated.

Even the slightest mention of former baseball commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti makes your blood boil and your ears steam.

If the temperature hits 45 degrees, and the sun comes out in any month between November and April, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.

The top stories on the local 6 o'clock evening news look suspiciously like the articles you read in the newspaper that very morning -- and even use the same quotes.

Any carbonated beverage is a "coke."

Your favorite convenient store sounds like a labor union.
You can't hear the words "Mike Brown" without getting angry.

You honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball Hall Fame.

You have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you know what to do with.

It doesn't seem weird to you that everyone has an Uncle Al.

Your favorite Coney Island isn't in New York.

You like Nick Clooney better than George Clooney.

You know how Jerry Springer got his start.

You know what a pony keg is.

You have friends and neighbors with names like Machenheimer, Guckenberger, Schlottman, Schoenling, and Schweitering.

You know that cars (like eggs) are cheaper in the country.

An all-boys or all-girls school doesn't seem that odd to you

You think a mixed marriage is when an East Sider marries a West Sider.

You know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."

You know what cream ale is, and you think that cream soda should be bright red.

You think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.
You know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.

You actually understand the word, "CRAVE" and white castle burgers.

You can almost name the seven "hills" minus one or two.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Cincinnati.
You have your whole life to ask a question, and all eternity to find the answer.

-Brandon Mark Weinstein (me!)
Age 32
My house!
Seen November 30th, 2005
Posted November 30th, 2005
1,859 posts
19 Years
You know youre from an island in Alaska when...
You consider a day a Wal-Mart a shopping spree
The sun setting before midnight in the summer is absurd
You grew up on fish
You need to watch out for bears all the time
You can't really have any road trips
You use the computer too often
Age 33
In a box that says hiatus on it. Or a strange place called Vertigo.
Seen September 10th, 2005
Posted August 31st, 2005
86 posts
18 Years
You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan."

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

Winter. Whenever you want it. And then some.

There's German food, Italian food, Chinese food, Armenian food, American food, but NO Canadian food.

You call a "mouse" a "moose".

You like the Americans a little because they don't want Quebec either.

Contests run by anyone other than the government have "skill-testing questions" that winners must answer correctly before they can claim a prize.

Everything is labelled in English and French.

Milk comes in plastic bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Mountain Dew has no caffeine.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Canada.
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Kirby + Pineapples = Love

Age 35
Seen June 11th, 2007
Posted August 29th, 2005
797 posts
18.1 Years
You Know You're From Florida When...

You own at least five pairs of flip flops (More like 7.)

You know someone who's been struck by lightning (Yeah, poor guy...)

You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators (**** right. @[email protected])

Your backyard is sometimes a swamp (Stupid rain...).

You're officially sick of Disney (HELL. YES. Unless it's Alice in Wonderland. <3).

You shrug off hurricane warnings (No point in getting all upset, they almost always pass us. "Oh another one? No biggie, just a couple of days of rain!")

You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos (... Ew. Yes.).

There are only two seasons - hot and hotter (And hottest.).

You've drank a flaming alligator. (Hehehehe...).

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida. (Rofl.)

now it's time to wrap our
fears in the night
and on the first day
i'll dress this city in flames
after all the things you say
you hate me for being this way