Could you take Tom Cruise in a fight?

Started by Her July 23rd, 2019 12:50 PM
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Her

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You have a knife but he is Tom Cruise

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gimmepie

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Well, he couldn't reach my face but I don't think it'd matter that much. No lol

Short Tom Cruise jokes are still a thing right?
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I.... I don't think so, I'm pretty wimpy. Tom Cruise would destroy me, even if I was armed with a knife.

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he's going to the danger zone if he were to face me with a knife of all things
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If I get to use my sword instead of the knife then it's a solid maybe.

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While I usually consider myself a pacifist, I can be quite the lunatic at times and I think if necessary I would annihilate Tom Cruise without the slightest hesitation.


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While I usually consider myself a pacifist, I can be quite the lunatic at times and I think if necessary I would annihilate Tom Cruise without the slightest hesitation.
finally, a challenger

consider this: do you think you have the energy to take on the barrage of fists thrown by tom? he’s 55 and well past his physical peak, but do you think your weaponry would be able to land a hit on tom cruise when, not if, he loses it?

consider that tom cruise will almost certainly go full chimp mode

Ninetales

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finally, a challenger

consider this: do you think you have the energy to take on the barrage of fists thrown by tom? he’s 55 and well past his physical peak, but do you think your weaponry would be able to land a hit on tom cruise when, not if, he loses it?
I think it would be possible for me to outsmart him. Fighting isn't all about brawn, especially when you desire victory. I should be fast enough to dodge his fists and I will then proceed to strike, aiming for his neck or eyes.

consider that tom cruise will almost certainly go full chimp mode
Chimp mode? That's it. Funny.

Watch me go Gorilla mode, I don't play with chimps. I'll go full Levi from AOT on him.

Sicko mode.

RIP Tom Cruise.


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He has a knife? Can I use a gun and a pack of rabid lemurs?

If not then no.
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If he was jumping on and off a couch... maybe I could trip him. Outside of that, probably not. 😅

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im 6'1, so...yea :coolcat:
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After looking into this, I will discard the knife.

Tom Cruise is 5'7, so I am taller by a little. He's also 57 years old which puts him past his prime, even though he looks healthy I could probably run in circles and make him tired.

According to one source he was on a high school wrestling team, but he doesn't seem to have any other experience. He probably graduated around 18 making it about 39 years since he actually had to use his wrestling skills. I took 5 martial arts classes so I declare us even.

I think that I win depeding on the arena. If it's his house or his movie studio I'll probably forfeit because it's likely huge and he knows the layout. If it's a trampoline or something I could probably win.

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Heh, I know how to win easily slowly befriend Tom Cruise until you two have to fight then Tom Cruise will knock himself out cuz he doesn't wanna fight a friend?
Ahh, who am I kidding friends don't do that so NO I'm not fighting him.
I'm an adult who still might have the mind of a child.

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Without the slightest hesitation
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I'm not Justin Bieber so no.
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heh heh heh, I just realized I'm taller than him so yes I'll fight him
I mean I will get the first hit since my arms are longer than his.
I'm an adult who still might have the mind of a child.