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Posted December 29th, 2022
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18.1 Years
im bored so i want to have some fun

also everyone's going to say scyther but be a bit more creative

Cherrim

Age 34
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Toronto
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Posted 6 Days Ago
33,049 posts
20.4 Years
Simisage bc look at its smug face. It would just give you its own exact same hairdo every time you went. If you're into the pompadour look, then fine, but for the rest of us? Noooo thank you.


paired with professor plum.

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Seen December 30th, 2022
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18.1 Years
if i ever walked into a barber and saw midnight lycanroc im walking right the psyduck back out

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18.1 Years
seedot bc he have no hands
look seedot is trying his best ok

Palamon

Silence is Purple.

Age 26
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Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
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14.3 Years
wooper doesn't have any arms either how is it supposed to hold scissors? with its mouth?

so wooper would be a bad barber

Meadow

Clustering Wishes

Road to Tomorrow
Seen June 10th, 2021
Posted May 15th, 2021
10,718 posts
15.8 Years
I would have said Moltres, but on second thought, having a flaming hairdo that defies gravity sounds pretty darn cool, even if it means burning away your real hair. x)

On the other hand... Koffing and Weezing would probably drain the life out of your hair, causing it to fall out... >.<

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Sheep

She/Her
Australia
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Posted 21 Hours Ago
39,243 posts
16.6 Years
slowpoke because I'd be in the salon for 2 days only for it to give me the wrong cut because it forgot
Age 17
Male
Hall of Origin
Seen September 29th, 2019
Posted September 8th, 2019
256 posts
3.7 Years
Slakoth because I feel it might fall asleep on my head when it's cutting my head and don't forget about Vigoroth it will go crazy on my hair

QuietDragon

a wavering flower, a bird taking flight

Female
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted February 14th, 2022
223 posts
17.2 Years
My little brother said “Onix,” when I read the title and it cracked me up.

I wanna say Scyther or Scizor, but in all honesty, in order to do their moves with the proper dexterity, they must be very elegant and controlled, having blades for limbs... I could see a very dapper and well-trained Scizor as a trustworthy barber.

So, my new worst choice would be a very bloodthirsty Zigzagoon ZANGOOSE, I meant Zangoose!!
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Seen December 30th, 2022
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18.1 Years
special mentions to this guy



do you trust Hariyama to have enough dexterity to cut your hair without chopping off the rest of your hair (and by extension, you)?

TheAlmightyBlaziken

Pretty cool if I do say so myself

Age 24
Male
Hall Of Origin
Seen October 11th, 2021
Posted October 11th, 2021
1,580 posts
3.8 Years
Heh Magcargo it ha no arms it's basically as hot as the sun so why would you have Magcargo has a barber
I'm an adult who still might have the mind of a child.

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Seen December 30th, 2022
Posted December 29th, 2022
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18.1 Years
If I go to get a haircut and find out that a Voltorb or Electrode are going to be my barber, I'll pay them to not cut my hair.
at that point i think you should go as FAR away from the barber as possible lmaooo