i challenge you to roast your favourite pokemon

Started by colours December 20th, 2019 10:24 PM
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colours

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gracidea fields
Seen December 30th, 2022
Posted December 29th, 2022
8,974 posts
18.1 Years
can you do it? say one thing you dont like about it.

Sammi

Age 33
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The States
Seen January 16th, 2023
Posted November 8th, 2021
14,085 posts
18.3 Years
Nah this one's easy: you ever seen a Dwebble without a rock shell? Look at how sad and pathetic it is.

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Mercurybro

Age 31
Male
The Future
Seen February 11th, 2023
Posted January 19th, 2023
623 posts
11.6 Years
Politoed is green because it's jealous of all the other cooler blue frogs with secondary typings.

faf

Queen of Dragons

Female
In the treasure trove
Seen 3 Weeks Ago
Posted January 29th, 2023
1,917 posts
8.8 Years
Scrafty's Attack stat is mediocre. Why can't it have at least base 100 instead of 90?

EDIT: I guess the level to get it is a bit ridiculous; level 39 for a two stager and Scraggy feels underwhelming at that point.
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Posted January 6th, 2023
Sylveon being “The Intertwining” Pokémon is a little lame tbh.
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colours

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Posted December 29th, 2022
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i get that Shaymin's land form is a tiny hedgehog but it saddens me how pathetically defenseless it is (for the most part, anyway) until it gets to Sky Form. this is pretty evident in its own movie where it doesn't even bother doing anything cool until it finally transforms.

it's still cute though, but that part will continue to bother me, regardless of realistic accuracy.

MargatroidCA

Puppeteer of the Hail

Male
Sinnoh (but actually Canada)
Seen December 4th, 2021
Posted December 24th, 2019
88 posts
4 Years
Lopunny's pretty damn useless in battle without her mega or at least a z-move to like boost stats or something, and we all know what happened to those features.

Still adorable tho.
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Palamon

Silence is Purple.

Age 26
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Snezhnaya, Teyvat.
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14.3 Years
I can't roast Treecko, so I'll have to roast Sneasel instead...

Sneasel's evolution process is so tragically annoying and too late game.
but yolo, i still love my sneaky weasel

Nanusmightyena

Male
Somewhere in a cornfield
Seen October 5th, 2020
Posted June 7th, 2020
224 posts
3.6 Years
Still not sure if mightyena is supposed to be a wolf or a hyena. Looks nothing like a hyena is supposed to look like but literally has hyena in the name. Also he’s virtually useless competitively. Despite this, still my favorite. I love the doggo pokemon and dark types. This dark type doggo still has my heart.

Soaring Sid

Now I'm motivated

Age 20
Male
Lion's Abode
Seen 4 Days Ago
Posted April 7th, 2023
1,661 posts
3.8 Years
I just...can't. I am so very attached to the mons! Aaargh, let's see anyway! In my opinion, Eiscue has one of the dumbest designs in fiction history (hurts saying this ;_;).

colours

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18.1 Years
if you guys think this is hard then the next challenge will be even harder

Ys

Wandering Spirit

Age 30
They/Them
Seen March 25th, 2023
Posted February 20th, 2023
218 posts
8.9 Years
Dragonair is a bad option in competitive battling. Dragonite is better with that but has a very derpy design.

Uecil

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Seen March 20th, 2023
Posted May 7th, 2021
2,567 posts
13.5 Years
Vulpix has a limited set of moves and the fire ones aren't even that good.

Itriedandfailed



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FeraligatrMaster

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6.3 Years
Vulpix has a limited set of moves and the fire ones aren't even that good.

Itriedandfailed
Vulpix can learn Flamethrower, which is good. So yeah, you can say you failed.
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Uecil

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Seen March 20th, 2023
Posted May 7th, 2021
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13.5 Years
Vulpix can learn Flamethrower, which is good. So yeah, you can say you failed.

...Thank you? ʘ‿ʘ

Pikachu, I'm reluctant to evolve you. I'm not 100% satisfied with your final evolutions in both forms. Kanto and Alolan.



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Adam Levine

I have tried all of your remedies

Age 20
he/they
Kara's Flowers
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Posted 1 Week Ago
5,183 posts
11.6 Years
Don't try to evolve next time I level you up at the Geothermal Plant, okay, Charjabug? I don't want to get rid of this Eviolite on you.

(Good thing SwSh fixes that.)

CF1994

Male
Seen March 9th, 2023
Posted December 27th, 2022
3,774 posts
6.8 Years
Because of it’s fragility and mediocre Speed, Beedrill is unusable not just without it’s Mega Evolution, but if it has no access to moves that can handle Rock and Steel-types like Brick Break or Drill Run.

Dragapult has wider special coverage, yet it’s physical Attack is higher and it has even fewer moves to take advantage of it, with no reliable physical Ghost STAB just to add insult to offensive injury.

noa

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Age 30
Female
Seattle
Seen November 29th, 2020
Posted July 20th, 2020
5,474 posts
7.6 Years
What's with Drampa's obsession with little kids? So creepy!!!