i challenge you to roast your favourite pokemon Page 2

Started by colours December 20th, 2019 10:24 PM
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TepigLover101

I am a tepig who has hair

he him
WHY U WANNA KNOW?
Seen March 8th, 2023
Posted November 28th, 2022
164 posts
3.3 Years
tepigs just a pig Nothing more nothing less how uncreative Right?




Why did you make me do this?
Age 31
Male
Sweden
Seen May 11th, 2020
Posted May 10th, 2020
27 posts
3.1 Years
There once was a Gengar who flew too high. The devs stripped him of his abilities and plagued Gengar with a cursed body.
An apple a day ~
~ keep the bad mojo away

Ninetales

Age 22
She/Her
Canada
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Posted 1 Day Ago
1,715 posts
5.4 Years
Ninetales, where's the tenth?


🌸✨💫Paired with Eleanor🌸✨💫

Roni

Age 24
he/him
Philippines
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Posted 3 Days Ago
19,088 posts
10.1 Years
Literally a stone can kill Crobat. That's how awful its Defense is.
Paired with Starlight
Flair & Profile
Crafted by the lovely Fairy
Male
Wouldn't YOU like to know
Seen 3 Days Ago
Posted September 21st, 2022
25 posts
4.5 Years
What is Hypno even supposed to BE? Drowzee is very clearly a baku, but it just turns into a yellow dude with a fur scarf? Lame.

Also, "Seeing its swinging pendulum can induce sleep in three seconds, even in someone who just woke up"? Like, yeah! They just woke up! When I wake up and see the time on my alarm clock, I clonk right out again! Where's the dex entry for my clock then, huh?

Not to mention: that stat total? Literally weaker than an ant.

What a loser.

Cubeth

Hi

Age 23
She / They
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Posted 3 Days Ago
2,722 posts
4.4 Years
Milotic, now that you can't learn Toxic anymore you're completely useless.

Toxapex did your job better even when you could.
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ZeoStar

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Posted 1 Week Ago
11,391 posts
5.6 Years
Tyranitar has way too many weaknesses.

Crobats face is kinda ugly.

Spinda has pathetic stats.

Lanturn is generic water type with it's only saving trait being the unique typing. Remove the electric type and it would never be remembered anymore.

Slakings "ability" is it's downfall.

Haxorous has shameful defenses.

And...looking at my signature. Idk why Ursaring is there. It's generic.

I still love all of them.
Age 31
Male
Sweden
Seen May 11th, 2020
Posted May 10th, 2020
27 posts
3.1 Years
Haunting words:


Budhistic sayings brought you your power Snorlax. We have seen you since Season 1, so much time has passed and still your motto hasnt made you evolve, maybe change philosophy?
(Eat) Munchlax, 🤤
(Sleep) Snorlax 😴
?
(Die) Spooklax ? 😈
//
(Eat) Munchlax,
(Sleep) Snorlax
?
(Work) Tradelax? 🤑

Faith has played and will haunt you .
Or Karma will reward you,
Beware Snorlax, your roullette alike metronome awaits, maybe soon you can’t snooze as you meet your final rest.
😱😵
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Snorlax I love you as my 11th friend.
But I can’t afford you as a friend
- paying for your 30 Train Tickets -
An apple a day ~
~ keep the bad mojo away

Kitty

Equipped the Star Ring.

Any
Space
Seen 3 Days Ago
Posted 5 Days Ago
1,339 posts
5.2 Years
ew pikachu
so overrated
nobody likes u
炎ハ魂ノ息吹(Honoo wa tamashii no ibuki)
黒煙ハ魂ノ解放(Kokuen wa tamashii no kaihou)
灰ハ灰トシテ ソノ魂ヨ(Hai wa hai tomuke Sono tamashii yo)
炎炎ノ炎ニ帰セ(En'en no honoo ni kise)
ラートム(Látom)

RadEmpoleon

Empress of Randomness

they/them
っ・ω・)っ━☆゚.*・。゚
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Posted 6 Days Ago
2,675 posts
3.9 Years
Empoleon: Imagine being weak to the other 2 starters
Volcarona: stealth rocks have entered the chat
Mareep: Wooloo took your spot as cutest sheep pokemon
Tsareena: DeviantArt would like to know your location
Absol: you’re Absol-utely weak without your mega (also this pun is Absol-utely overused)