Fortunately, Unfortunately

So, I saw this game on another forum and it turns out to be an official game with its own Wikipedia page. I thought it would be fun to bring it to PC!

Wikipedia says:

The Fortunately, Unfortunately word game follows a standard format:

• One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
• The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a car.).
• The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the car was made entirely of marshmallows).
• The fourth person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, Johnny was allergic to marshmallows.)
• The fifth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, Johnny didn't eat any of the car.), and the process is repeated

The game does not have any specified ending point.

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This is off-topic, so it doesn't need to be Pokémon related: go bonkers. And the story begins...

...when Lysandre decided to go get a haircut.

Unfortunately, his barber was extremely drunk.

Fortunately, Lysandre realized this and started cutting it himself

Unfortunately, Lysandre didn't know how to do it so he had to shave his head.

Fortunately, everyone thought it looked great!

Unfortunately, the person he was hoping to impress didn't

Fortunately, Lysander came up with a great plan that was sure to impress!

Unfortunately, the person moved to Indiana, so she could not reach them anymore

Fortunately, Lysandre had the internet to find ways of communicating to Indiana

Unfortunately, Lysandre had dial-up from Comcast D:

Fortunately, Lysandre remembered he could afford a plane ticket

Unfortunately, plane tickets were sold out.

Fortunately, he had a private jet

Unfortunately, his jet was so private that they wouldn't even let him in

Fortunately, he decided to threaten to set their hair on fire so they let him board the jet.

Unfortunately, the jet was stuck on the ground

Fortunately, the ground was nice enough to let it loose

Unfortunately, the pilot called in sick

Fortunately, there was a substitute pilot and they were able to finally get to Lysandre's location.

Unfortunately, the person he was trying to impress had fallen for someone else